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Tucker Max

www.tuckermax.com

This guy is awesome! He is my new idol. Read that stuff on his page and you'll be laughing your ass off. Pure gold.

Heres a random paragraph i took from UT Weekend.
He's trying to pick up some chicks here one is tall one is short he likes the short girl more

TheCousin "Hey Tucker, you know she's French, don't you?"
Tucker "Oh hell no--You're French?"
Girl "My parents are, but I was born here. I want to move to France after graduation."
Tucker "You fucking cheese-eating surrender monkey. I thought someone stunk around here. So if I start speaking German can I push you around and take all your stuff? Those hairy fucking stink-bags would be speaking Kraut right now if it wasn't for us, and they aren't the least bit appreciative. I hope they all fucking die, and your frog-sympathizing ass with them."

oh the hilarity

Yeah there are some hilarious stories there. Pity he never updates the site

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Originally posted by gwrmarines www.tuckermax.com This guy is awesome! He is my new idol. Read that stuff on his page and you'll be laughing your ass off. Pure gold. Heres a random paragraph i took from UT Weekend. He's trying to pick up some chicks here one is tall one is short he likes the short girl more TheCousin "Hey Tucker, you know she's French, don't you?" Tucker "Oh hell no--You're French?" Girl "My parents are, but I was born here. I want to move to France after graduation." Tucker "You fucking cheese-eating surrender monkey. I thought someone stunk around here. So if I start speaking German can I push you around and take all your stuff? Those hairy fucking stink-bags would be speaking Kraut right now if it wasn't for us, and they aren't the least bit appreciative. I hope they all fucking die, and your frog-sympathizing ass with them."

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Originally posted by Taranis Yeah there are some hilarious stories there. Pity he never updates the site

I thought he went on hiatus to go write a script for Comedy Central or work on his book >_>

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Originally posted by Nsonic I thought he went on hiatus to go write a script for Comedy Central or work on his book >_>

Yeah that would explain it. I actually have one of his books, it was going for $15 and I had a gift voucher on me, so :|

Tucker Max is great... his book is gold, as well. I haven't read the whole thing but I skimmed through it and was loving it.

P.S.- look up the story about the girl he dated that took him to court, etc. Complete with vids, screenshots of legal papers, etc. It's good stuff.

Tucker Max is so full of shit I can smell it right through the internets.

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Originally posted by david.michael Tucker Max is great... his book is gold, as well. I haven't read the whole thing but I skimmed through it and was loving it. P.S.- look up the story about the girl he dated that took him to court, etc. Complete with vids, screenshots of legal papers, etc. It's good stuff.

Yup thats on there i read it a lil bit ago what thunder****. She wasnt what i pictured in my head while reading it. Then i saw the video of him slaping her as and saying run along now, this is man talk. bwahahahahahaha I thought she had brown hair....

OMG you have to read the Tucker has moment of reflection, ends poorly.

He dances in the mirror with himself for an hour thinking its a chick and thought he fell in love.

welcome to 2003

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Originally posted by miamitrance04 welcome to 2003

Thanks

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Originally posted by miamitrance04 welcome to 2003

and repost.

http://messageboard.tuckermax.com

The guy is a complete fraud, but funny nonetheless.

Look at this video:

http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.c...ed-on-opie.html

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Originally posted by Beat Blog The guy is a complete fraud, but funny nonetheless.

I don't even think he's funny. I think he's just a sad, sad man with a life so utterly pathetic he felt a need to create a character for himself on the internets.

Utter clownshoes if you ask me.

i've met tucker max and he is all bullshit

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Originally posted by Beat Blog The guy is a complete fraud, but funny nonetheless. Look at this video: http://tuckermaxdoucebag.blogspot.c...ed-on-opie.html

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? That's the biggest load of shit I've ever seen! Tucker seems fine to me, isn't over-reacting. And it seems like they wanted to fuck him up and make him look stupid (obviously that was their goal from the start) by having those idiotic mic checks and glitches.

What a buncha idiots.

he only got press cuz he had naked pics of miss vermont or some shit.
i have pics of a new hampshire girl sucking my cock and i don't have a website full of bullshit. He is such a fucking clown and got shut down all so bad when he was here.Complete fag.

As if the entertainment content of his work wasn't questionable in the first place, his name is "Tucker Max'.

Tucker.

Max.

Fuck that guy.

Or his parents.

Yeah, pretty much just his parents.

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Originally posted by RJT I don't even think he's funny. I think he's just a sad, sad man with a life so utterly pathetic he felt a need to create a character for himself on the internets. Utter clownshoes if you ask me.

yup

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Originally posted by RJT I don't even think he's funny. I think he's just a sad, sad man with a life so utterly pathetic he felt a need to create a character for himself on the internets. Utter clownshoes if you ask me.

rob you spend an awful lot of time on the internet 'crafting' an image in some sense...

its not the same thing, but can i say it takes one to know one?

Tucker Max is an extreme example, but you also spend quite a bit of time talking about your mixes, shows and you relationship on TA. you are putting yourself out there, even if its just the c0r|

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Rob is funnier than this though

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Originally posted by gwrmarines TheCousin "Hey Tucker, you know she's French, don't you?" Tucker "Oh hell no--You're French?" Girl "My parents are, but I was born here. I want to move to France after graduation." Tucker "You fucking cheese-eating surrender monkey. I thought someone stunk around here. So if I start speaking German can I push you around and take all your stuff? Those hairy fucking stink-bags would be speaking Kraut right now if it wasn't for us, and they aren't the least bit appreciative. I hope they all fucking die, and your frog-sympathizing ass with them."

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Originally posted by Trance Nutter Rob is funnier than this though

well i wasnt commenting on his hilarity. more on how he was so outraged that someone whom may have had nothing better to do would craft an image on the internet (which we all do in some way).

mostly i just wanted to point out that if both rob and TM are doing the same thing rob cant totally be flabbergasted.

i also havent read TM but some of my more dim-humored friends have. at lowest common denominator you can find a chuckle. for someone trying to be respectful or appreciated in life, tucker fails.

i think i take issue with anyone whom lives their life or supposed 'life' on the internets. yeah we all have friends here, but the reality isnt avatars or stupid cor posts|

Tucker Tries Anal was hilarious, but I prefer good old Maddox personally.

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