The REAL reason the Post Office are broke

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Posted by Ian on Apr-13-2002 08:45:

The REAL reason the Post Office are broke

It just hit me this morning, the reason they're going bust and shedding shitloads of jobs is cos they paid Elton John a few million to hold a wrapped up poodle and throw some empty boxes on top of him

Posted by Mallard on Apr-13-2002 11:05:

Imagine if just one of said empty boxes was lined with semtex - the world would be an infinitely happier place.

Posted by DJ_D|ABL0_ on Apr-14-2002 10:05:

Also, it was the most camp bloke in the universe shouting "MAIL" at the top of his voice.

Nob.

Posted by KilldaDJ on Apr-14-2002 10:28:

elton john is gay

Posted by Coup on Apr-14-2002 11:03:

Re: The REAL reason the Post Office are broke

quote:
Originally posted by ferrycorstenfan
It just hit me this morning, the reason they're going bust and shedding shitloads of jobs is cos they paid Elton John a few million to hold a wrapped up poodle and throw some empty boxes on top of him

and thats soo trueee

Posted by Keown on Apr-14-2002 13:31:

quote:
Originally posted by KilldaDJ
elton john is gay

WAT!?!? , Surely no, first George Micheal, then Elton John, next they will be telling my Will from pop Idol is GAY,.

Posted by Coup on Apr-14-2002 14:28:

WILL IS GAY?!?!

cant be...can he?