You don't make friends with salad

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Posted by montana on Jun-11-2007 19:21:

You don't make friends with salad

Posted by enferno on Jun-11-2007 19:22:

troof

Posted by PvDoBseSSioN on Jun-11-2007 19:23:

what about salad tossers?

Posted by Moral Hazard on Jun-11-2007 19:25:

"Dooonnn't eeeeaaat meeeee, Lisaaaaa"
/sheep

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-11-2007 19:29:

i try to keep my salads and friends separet... otherwise it can get messy

Posted by Ygrene on Jun-11-2007 19:30:

Ron White?

Posted by RJT on Jun-11-2007 19:37:

Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage...when pigs fly!

[They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them.]

Smithers: Will you be donating that million dollars now, Sir?

Burns: Nooo, I'd still prefer not.

Posted by FuzzyChicken on Jun-11-2007 19:41:

Homer Simpson: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer Simpson: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer Simpson: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer Simpson: Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah ... right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.

Posted by Omega_M on Jun-11-2007 19:43:

You don't make friends with salad

Yes you do, if it's the Zaxby's chicken zalad !

Posted by Slylee on Jun-11-2007 19:55:

i've made salads for my friends plenty of times and they totally loved it.

Posted by RJT on Jun-11-2007 20:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
i've made salads for my friends plenty of times and they totally loved it.

They were just being polite because you were already friends.

It's "you don't make friends with salad," not "you don't keep friends with salad."

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jun-11-2007 20:05:

A salad is just rabbit food with tomatoes

Posted by dj tek on Jun-11-2007 20:06:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
They were just being polite because you were already friends.

nah real friends tell it like it is...

polite is for strangers

Posted by Slylee on Jun-11-2007 20:11:

you know what? just to prove this thread wrong, i'm going to make a salad tonight and give it to a stranger. i bet we'll be friends after that.

Posted by Clovis on Jun-11-2007 20:14:

Whats a salad?

Posted by igottaknow on Jun-11-2007 20:18:

in soviet russia you make salads with friends

Posted by montana on Jun-11-2007 20:31:

quote:
Originally posted by igottaknow
in soviet russia you make salads with friends

in soviet russia jokes beats you to death

Posted by Clovis on Jun-11-2007 21:33:

quote:
Originally posted by montana
in soviet russia jokes beats you to death

Posted by Ian on Jun-11-2007 21:38:

hahaha what did I start? I know fuzzy got infected by it, but you too tony ?

Posted by Clovis on Jun-11-2007 21:41:

Is it on youtube?

Posted by RJT on Jun-11-2007 21:43:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
Is it on youtube?

Posted by tubularbills on Jun-12-2007 05:10:

holy shit i knew exacly what you were talking about just by the thread title.

Simpsons rock!

ps, movie comes out next month!

Posted by Lilith on Jun-12-2007 05:22:

You can make friends with cat food though!

Posted by Omega_Blue on Jun-12-2007 06:05:

i dunno, me and salad are pretty tight like that.

Posted by nchs09 on Jun-12-2007 06:08:

it all depends on the salad dressing honestly. you smother that shit with some sauce and i will vomit. i like a nice and tangy dressing.

ps.. im watching "house party 2"

WTF? are the movies we watch now a days, will they look as stupid as this shit?

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