Im selling up & moving to the city.

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Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-12-2007 07:19:

Im selling up & moving to the city.

Yup, i just been offered a job in the big smoke.

Im selling my farm, doing an auction of my goats, giving my helicopter to my good friend Mr Fiddles & moving to the city!!

This is exciting. Anyone else done a big move like this before? The oppotunity came at a cross roads in my life, ive been living in the desert now for 10 years and have been contemplating change for a long time. Honestly, there is not much money to be made in goats, so if I can give any budding young goat farmer out there advice: Do not invest in the stupid smelly creatures, they do not make profit. I am actually really glad I dont have to clip maggots off their daggy behinds anymore.

The job oppotunity I have been given is too good to be true. I should have a website up soon, I'll post it up. Some city folks are investing in my wood carving skills & they apparently want them to be a new age global fashion!

Posted by enferno on Jun-12-2007 07:21:

fuck mr. fiddles, i had dibs on that shit!

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-12-2007 07:24:

Sorry Enferno, me & Fiddle grew up together. We are blood borthers. Anyhow, he gave me his car to drive to the city in exchange. i'll take a picture of the car & post it up. it's exciting because Im not a ground vehicle human, I only ride bikes.

Posted by enferno on Jun-12-2007 07:25:

i'm hurt man. my emotions just swelled up so much my anus burst. now i'm bleeding ass-juice all over

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-12-2007 07:28:

quick get a jar, dont be wasting the valuable juices!

Posted by enferno on Jun-12-2007 07:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
quick get a jar, dont be wasting the valuable juices!

i'll give you 12 55 gallon barrels full of ass-juice if you get your helicopter back . . plus i'll throw in this:

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-12-2007 08:10:

LMAO at you two

What city are you moving to Xeno?

Posted by biznology on Jun-12-2007 08:50:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
LMAO at you two

What city are you moving to Xeno?

he already lives in Sydney...this is what happens...|

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-12-2007 08:52:

quote:
Originally posted by biznology
he already lives in Sydney...this is what happens...|

According to the last census, there were no Xeno's living in Sydney

The neighboring cities would have been notified immediately.

Posted by biznology on Jun-12-2007 08:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
According to the last census, there were no Xeno's living in Sydney

off the grid, goats registered|

Posted by Lilith on Jun-12-2007 09:00:

quote:
Originally posted by enferno

German engineered and in two-tone!

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-12-2007 09:01:

quote:
Originally posted by biznology
he already lives in Sydney...this is what happens...|

Sydeny is for cockroaches & deadly funal web spiders. It aint no place for Xeno

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
LMAO at you two

What city are you moving to Xeno?

Ceduna! they tell me it is near the coast & there is lots of houses there. Im guessing there will be at least 10 thousand people there!

They call the city "beautiful paradise haven city by the coast". Sounds good to me. Im packen my bags.

Posted by Xenocreator_PG_ on Jun-12-2007 09:02:

quote:
Originally posted by enferno
i'll give you 12 55 gallon barrels full of ass-juice if you get your helicopter back . . plus i'll throw in this:

Fuck Fiddles, that bastard ripped me off!!

Posted by enferno on Jun-12-2007 09:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
Fuck Fiddles, that bastard ripped me off!!

yo, gimme yo fuckin chopper, yo!

Posted by biznology on Jun-12-2007 09:38:

doin the same, leavin hippie heaven for the real world, but the livings nice. might be my only chance|

Posted by Lilith on Jun-12-2007 10:50:

Ceduna
Ceduna ( 32�07′S, 133�40′E) is a small town in the West Coast region of South Australia. It is situated in the northwest corner of Eyre Peninsula, west of the junction of the Flinders and Eyre Highways around 786 km northwest of the capital Adelaide.

(that's fairly much out in the middle of nowhere)

Population: 2,300

Posted by narcism on Jun-12-2007 11:02:

for some reason that made me sing
*we're going to boonie doon*

Posted by Sunsnail on Jun-12-2007 11:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Ceduna
Ceduna ( 32�07′S, 133�40′E) is a small town in the West Coast region of South Australia. It is situated in the northwest corner of Eyre Peninsula, west of the junction of the Flinders and Eyre Highways around 786 km northwest of the capital Adelaide.

(that's fairly much out in the middle of nowhere)

Population: 2,300

I bet gasoline is expensive there

Posted by Lilith on Jun-12-2007 11:08:

quote:
Originally posted by narcism

"Tell him he's dreaming!"

quote:
Originally posted by Sunsnail
I bet gasoline is expensive there

I don't know, it's pretty much out in the rectal end of the universe so they might have invented fire by now I suppose.

Posted by narcism on Jun-12-2007 11:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
"Tell him he's dreaming!"
.

Darryl- Dale dug a hole tell 'em Dale
Dale- I dug a hole

Posted by Lilith on Jun-12-2007 11:32:

Hows the serenity?
So much serenity!

Posted by narcism on Jun-12-2007 11:38:

this thread is going straight to the pool room

Posted by Lilith on Jun-12-2007 11:44:

Narcy, could you move the Camira, I need to get the Torana out so I can get to the commodore.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jun-12-2007 11:50:

LMAO at the Castle quotes

"Dad, I dug another hole. It's filling with water."

Posted by narcism on Jun-12-2007 11:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Narcy, could you move the Camira, I need to get the Torana out so I can get to the commodore.

that seriously made me laugh
i am working on a new drawing you may like it

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