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Posted by Slylee on Jun-13-2007 14:19:

Don't laugh...ok, laugh all you want

Ok so I realize that this story is going to sound completely absurd, but whatever. It�s funny.

Ok so my mom works w/ this Christian adoption agency doing adoptions, bla bla bla. Tiny bit of background, but not really relevant. So there�s this one attorney whom she has been helping out a lot because he�s young and right out of law school and doesn�t know what he�s doing. So anyway, yesterday after work she went to the adoption agency to meet up with him and help him with some stuff.

The first thing she noticed when she walked in his office was a really foul smell. Like something had died. She didn�t say anything to him but she definitely took notice of it and was like, �ew..wtf�

So then, while she�s going through some papers she notices that he is like doing something weird out of the corner of her eye (I guess he was across the room at his desk or something). It caught her attention and she looked over, but it was one of those situations where as soon as she looked over, he stopped doing whatever the hell it was that he was doing. She takes notice again, like, �ok wtf�. She also mentioned to me that he dazes off A LOT when she�s talking to him. Like he just has this glazed blank look in his eyes and she said it kind of creeps her out.

Ok so�so far, it smells really bad in his office and he was doing something weird while she wasn�t looking. Hahah

So THEN�as she�s leaving they were just bullshitting with each other and wrapping up the conversation and she notices a �commotion� behind him. Now, when I say �behind him� I mean like, in the back of his pants type of thing. She didn�t know how to describe it other than a �commotion� like something was moving around in his pants. lol and the thing that made her think, �WTF� was that his arms were crossed in front of him while she was talking to him.

Hahahah

WHAT THE FUCK? We were in stitches laughing last night over this and I was like, �OMG mom! He�s SATAN he has a TAIL�. We were more joking about it than serious, but the things she kept coming up with to justify his weird behavior was hilarious. Like, �maybe he had to fart or something and he was moving around� Stuff that just completely didn�t make sense. Of course she�s going over what happened and second-guessing herself like, �Maybe this, maybe that��

How would u guys explain this? I think he's an alien and has a baby alien growing out of his butt

Oh and my mom�s not crazy. I mean, she is, but not in that way.

Posted by RJT on Jun-13-2007 14:20:

I read all that for no punchline?

Jamie, I'm mad.

Posted by Slylee on Jun-13-2007 14:21:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
I read all that for no punchline?

Jamie, I'm mad.

well wtf! we don't know how to explain his weird behavior. u guys have to help us lol

Posted by RJT on Jun-13-2007 14:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
well wtf! we don't know how to explain his weird behavior. u guys have to help us lol

Clearly the gerbil they put in his anoose at the gay bar last night did not find it's way out yet, jeez give the guy a break

Posted by Lilith on Jun-13-2007 14:24:

Incontinence nappies?

Posted by UmmiE on Jun-13-2007 14:24:

LOL

Posted by Slylee on Jun-13-2007 14:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Incontinence nappies?

eh?? it was moving!

Posted by UmmiE on Jun-13-2007 14:29:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
eh?? it was moving!

Reminds me of the opening scene of " Not another Teen Movie "

Posted by Ygrene on Jun-13-2007 14:30:

Buttseckz?

Posted by Slylee on Jun-13-2007 14:31:

maybe he had an animal in his pants?

Posted by dj tek on Jun-13-2007 14:31:

Re: Don't laugh...ok, laugh all you want

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
So THEN�as she�s leaving they were just bullshitting with each other and wrapping up the conversation and she notices a �commotion� behind him. Now, when I say �behind him� I mean like, in the back of his pants type of thing. She didn�t know how to describe it other than a �commotion� like something was moving around in his pants. lol and the thing that made her think, �WTF� was that his arms were crossed in front of him while she was talking to him.

weird ppl outhere... to say the least..lol

Posted by Lilith on Jun-13-2007 14:32:

Heard that line before..

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
eh?? it was moving!

I dont know! It's the only non-depraved thing I could think of!

Posted by UmmiE on Jun-13-2007 14:34:

maybe this LOL

Posted by nfekted on Jun-13-2007 14:34:

clearly. The guy has an arm growing out of his ass.

Posted by Ygrene on Jun-13-2007 14:36:

He has an ass-Kuato!

Posted by nfekted on Jun-13-2007 14:37:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
He has an ass-Kuato!

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

somethign like this:

Posted by Slylee on Jun-13-2007 14:42:

Posted by Slylee on Jun-13-2007 14:49:

I�m gonna email that picture to my mom. LOL

Last night I was telling Ben on aim about it while she was laughing and telling me the story. And I was sitting at the computer typing and listening to her, and I started cracking up and she was like, �WHO ARE U CHATTING WITH! U better not be telling anyone! Hahah�

Posted by Scottaculous on Jun-13-2007 14:49:

maybe it's just flatulence trying to escape his pants

Posted by Slylee on Jun-13-2007 14:50:

the chick i work with said that maybe he had a ferrit in the office and was hiding it because they're not allowed there. that would explain the smell and the movement!

i bet u that was it.

Posted by EarnYourKeep on Jun-13-2007 14:53:

i'd tell my mom to carry a pair of gardening sheers or some heavy duty scissors just in case shit pops off...might have to brace yo self you know...

Posted by Lilith on Jun-13-2007 14:56:

Ferrets are savage little bastards... unless it was in there to hunt the gerbils down I suppose.

Posted by nfekted on Jun-13-2007 14:58:

damn would he really stick a ferret down his arse?

Posted by gehzumteufel on Jun-13-2007 14:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Slylee
I�m gonna email that picture to my mom. LOL

Last night I was telling Ben on aim about it while she was laughing and telling me the story. And I was sitting at the computer typing and listening to her, and I started cracking up and she was like, �WHO ARE U CHATTING WITH! U better not be telling anyone! Hahah�

lol yeah i was laughing pretty good! and my friend that i work with told me to stop laughing.

Posted by Slylee on Jun-13-2007 15:01:

quote:
Originally posted by Lilith
Ferrets are savage little bastards... unless it was in there to hunt the gerbils down I suppose.

You know what�s funny? The very first encounter I ever had with one was in middle school. A good friend of mine�s older sister had one and it was the sweetest, cutest thing ever! Her name was �Funky� and I would lay on the floor and she would crawl all around me and crawl up on my chest and rub her little nose on mine and cuddle. She was the sweetest ferret ever. So of course I go home and I�m like, �Mom! I want a ferret� and my mom and stepdad were like, �hell no�. They told me how nasty they are and I was like, �no they�re not!!� I still to this day think they are adorable and refuse to believe they�re mean or nasty because of Funky.

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