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I was working out today wearing my gray sweats which I wear like 50 percent of the time and I get this epiphany � I�m like, �gosh, I wonder if I have a huge buttsweat streak down the crack of my ass?� This was at the end of my workout. So I go into the bathroom and do that, �look over the shoulder at my ass� pose where you kind of stand one foot on its tiptoe. What the FUCK do you know? A huge dark streak of sweat right down my ass. It looks like I shit myself violently. I�m in there fanning it off like, how do I leave? As I walk out everyone will see it!! I even tried to like tuck the sweaty part between my butt cheeks to hide it as I walked out (all the while waiting for someone to burst into the bathroom) but to no avail. Then I realized I must have walked out of there, to the delight of the folks working the front desk, like 500 times with that skunk streak down my ass. So I just walked out like, �Fuck you, don�t judge me *snaps fingers*�

Anyway I guess the point is I�m never wearing gray sweats to the gym again. And I�m very angry with my bro for never telling me about this.

Don�t get me wrong, I�m proud of my butt sweat, it proves I�m working out hard but man it�s kind of gay looking when you see it. Why did it take so long for me to realize this? Am I retarded?

Its called "swamp ass"

Wear underarmour underwear..or similar products

yea thats one of the reasons i never gray sweats, when i work out. Most of the time i'll just wear my basketball shorts, and that works just fine.

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag Its called "swamp ass" Wear underarmour underwear..or similar products

I'm just going to wear black pants, the under armor shit is too confining. It's like a ball penitentiary.

I personally only wear that tight stuff when working out, other than that its Underarmour boxer brief things..

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag I personally only wear that tight stuff when working out, other than that its Underarmour boxer brief things..

I will take this advice under consideration. Thanks meng!

Why is Under Armour so expensive?

edit // Never mind, someone told me it was expensive. Upon doing my own research it is in fact, not.

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Originally posted by bas Why is Under Armour so expensive?

It's made from magical fairy hair!

*slaps Bas in the face giggling then flies off into the sunset*

uhhh yeah dude why do you think I wear BLACK sweats

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Originally posted by Orbax uhhh yeah dude why do you think I wear BLACK sweats

Because it masks the utter lack of definition you have in your legs?

whereas grey accentuates your ass sweat. Good point.

dude i dont get the sweat lines, but eh like when i play tennis my ass gets all sweaty and its weird as hell.

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Originally posted by Orbax whereas grey accentuates your ass sweat. Good point.

well that and my amazing legs

was it worse than this?

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Originally posted by spc was it worse than this? [IaMG]http://folk.uio.no/satvirp/SweatyAss.jpg[/IMG]

yes

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Originally posted by Masonious I was working out today wearing my gray sweats which I wear like 50 percent of the time and I get this epiphany � I�m like, �gosh, I wonder if I have a huge buttsweat streak down the crack of my ass?� This was at the end of my workout. So I go into the bathroom and do that, �look over the shoulder at my ass� pose where you kind of stand one foot on its tiptoe. What the FUCK do you know? A huge dark streak of sweat right down my ass. It looks like I shit myself violently. I�m in there fanning it off like, how do I leave? As I walk out everyone will see it!! I even tried to like tuck the sweaty part between my butt cheeks to hide it as I walked out (all the while waiting for someone to burst into the bathroom) but to no avail. Then I realized I must have walked out of there, to the delight of the folks working the front desk, like 500 times with that skunk streak down my ass. So I just walked out like, �Fuck you, don�t judge me *snaps fingers*� Anyway I guess the point is I�m never wearing gray sweats to the gym again. And I�m very angry with my bro for never telling me about this. Don�t get me wrong, I�m proud of my butt sweat, it proves I�m working out hard but man it�s kind of gay looking when you see it. Why did it take so long for me to realize this? Am I retarded?

he set you up for failure.

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Originally posted by Orbax yes

oh wow lol it must have been extreme then

i've been getting massive cases of swampass as well at the gym but i always wear either black or dark blue sweats. today after my 2nd set of squats i sat down on a bench... i stood up and looked at the bench and was like wtf? already?

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Originally posted by spc was it worse than this?

well i wasn't wearing white pants so automatically it's not worse than that. but it was pretty noticeable >.<

use teh baby powder.

Use the dryer FFS.

I have no idea what this butt sweat is.

speaking of butt sweat i did an hour run and then a hour bike ride today and now because of butt sweat and ass hair rubbing in between and around the cheeks my ass is chiffing like amother******. it hurts to walk

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Originally posted by Masonious Am I retarded?

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy speaking of butt sweat i did an hour run and then a hour bike ride today and now because of butt sweat and ass hair rubbing in between and around the cheeks my ass is chiffing like amother******. it hurts to walk

*puts hand on shoulder*

I'm...I'm sorry man.

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