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Sex while underwater..

more specifically, while ur at the sea, half ur body is underwater ..and then doing it.

I was thinking of doing it once in thailand but the water was so clear(too public)..and i was afraid of like fish coming up to my penis thinking its food or something.

Wondered if anyone had done this before..It would be so awesome..the girl would be so much lighter and all she has to do is hang!!

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Originally posted by trewqy and i was afraid of like fish coming up to my penis thinking its food or something.

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Originally posted by trewqy more specifically, while ur at the sea, half ur body is underwater ..and then doing it. I was thinking of doing it once in thailand but the water was so clear(too public)..and i was afraid of like fish coming up to my penis thinking its food or something. Wondered if anyone had done this before..It would be so awesome..the girl would be so much lighter and all she has to do is hang!!

sounds good let me know if the fishy broke your penis.

It sucks. The only lubrication is water. Anything she makes will go into the sea..

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Under the sea Under the sea Darling it's better Down where it's wetter Take it from me Up on the shore they work all day Out in the sun they slave away While we devotin' Full time to floatin' Under the sea

Sorry... that is now stuck in my head. But there is no natural lube, and unless you manage to slather with water based lube, it wont be too enjoyable.

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Originally posted by trewqy and i was afraid of like fish coming up to my penis thinking its food or something.

[Insert a shit shrimp joke here]

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Originally posted by trewqy I was thinking of doing it once in thailand but the water was so clear(too public)..and i was afraid of like fish coming up to my penis thinking its food or something.

If I had to guess, she probably would have to worry more about that than you.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery [Insert a shit shrimp joke here]

"What's this? Two meals in one week?"

Yeah it sucks.

Nothing to to brace yourself with if the water is deep, and even if shallow it's a bit tough.

Wouldn't recommend.

not gonna do it in deep water ffs.

imagine threading water while ur trying to make enough lift to pound her brains out.

agreed... it sucks
water = anti-lube

Moreover, this is actually a rather dangerous activity for the woman involved. The pumping action can actually force small amounts of water through her reproductive system and into her pelvic cavity. Depending on the cleanliness of the water this can lead to various infections and damage to her reproductive organs. This is not to say it will happen, or that it's even probable (I have no data with which to make any statements regarding probability) but it's possible. Personally, I wouldn't risk my partner's health for bad sex.

underwater sex sucks.....try a bj tho

well, i figured the dolphins and whales can do it underwater.. why no us humans..

BTW, WHALE DICKS= HUGE!

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Originally posted by trewqy well, i figured the dolphins and whales can do it underwater.. why no us humans..

Strangely, whales and dolphins have reproductive systems which have evolved for use underwater... humans don't

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Originally posted by trewqy well, i figured the dolphins and whales can do it underwater.. why no us humans.. BTW, WHALE DICKS= HUGE!

I figured most fish can breathe underwater...why don't you try that?

I've done in in lakes and in my backyard pool several times. No worries.

The best is all the new positions you can do since lifting her up for several minutes is no longer an issue.

In saltwater might be another issue with me though.

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Originally posted by david.michael I figured most fish can breathe underwater...why don't you try that?

i did try that before.Its called scuba diving.

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Originally posted by Abercrombie I've done in in lakes and in my backyard pool several times. No worries. The best is all the new positions you can do since lifting her up for several minutes is no longer an issue. In saltwater might be another issue with me though.

yeah.. i think it might be a little funky for girls to get all those saltwater organisms into her vaggie.

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Originally posted by trewqy i did try that before.Its called scuba diving.

Well if you use the equivalent equipment in order to not flood her insides with infectious seawater, I'm thinking it'd kinda defeat the purpose.

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Originally posted by trewqy well, i figured the dolphins and whales can do it underwater.. why no us humans.. BTW, WHALE DICKS= HUGE!

Thanks for reminding me... thats about the only time I seem to have penis envy.

Nothing makes me angrier than when water inhibits lubrication.

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Originally posted by RJT Nothing makes me angrier than when water inhibits lubrication.

That's why you have to save your old bacon grease!

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard That's why you have to save your old bacon grease!

I keep a 50 gallon drum of it next to the bed, shower, and hot tub.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard That's why you have to save your old bacon grease!

Then maybe he will get buttsecks after all!

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Originally posted by david.michael Then maybe he will get buttsecks after all!

Really happy I've got the c0r in my c0rner on this one.

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Originally posted by RJT Really happy I've got the c0r in my c0rner on this one.

We're pulling for you Rob.

Myra... one way or another Rob needs to experience buttsecks! I hereby place you on notice; you have 90 days to rectify this non-anal situation amicably or we will take alternative arrangements to resolve the issue.

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