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Sick Jokes Thread
We've all heard some...we all know them...
heard this one recently:
Whats the similarities between eating a Pork pie and going down on an 80 year old?
You have to bite off the crust, then lick out the jelly before you finally get to the meat!
Fuckin gross!
i think everyone knows my microwave baby joke 
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| Originally posted by Boomer187 i think everyone knows my microwave baby joke |
q: how many black men does it take to tar a roof?
a: depends on how thick ya slice them!
Kid: Mommy! I hate Daddy's guts!
Mom: Shut up and keep eating!
What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?
Their middle name 
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Rape.
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| Originally posted by gehzumteufel q: how many black men does it take to tar a roof? a: depends on how thick ya slice them! |
How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?
Blender
How do you get them out again?
Doritos!
Urgh...i really didn't want to resort to dead baby jokes.
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| Originally posted by washout *gets excited* tell it please !! |
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| Originally posted by Boomer187 How long does it take to microwave a baby? I dunno, I was too busy masturbating. |
q: why do all black people have nightmares?
a: the last one that had a dream got shot!
i love black people jokes.
now aren't you a southern white boy...
A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey and would like to know: What do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller for the DVD".
She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers "I've got a magazine," and she notes down his answer.
She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why.
"I'm bathing the kids"
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| Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike A psychology student is conducting a survey to study the masturbatory habits of males. She approaches the first man, and says "Excuse me sir, I'm conducting a survey and would like to know: What do you hold in your left hand while you masturbate?", to which the man replies, "A remote controller for the DVD". She then approaches the second man, with the same question. He answers "I've got a magazine," and she notes down his answer. She then approaches a third man, and asks him what he holds while he masturbates, to which he answers "A bar of soap". Bemused by this, she asks why. "I'm bathing the kids" |
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| Originally posted by Jackson I dont know if i should laugh or cower in the corner lol |
Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a Canoe?
A: A canoe tips
Q: Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time?
A: He doesn't know he's black.
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| Originally posted by DJ_Eternal Q: Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? A: Ray Charles died |
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| Originally posted by Omega_M What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name |
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| Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix Q: What's the difference between a Canadian and a Canoe? A: A canoe tips |
Not a "sick joke", just racist. So don't read if you tink you'll be hurt.
What did they say to the black jew?
Get in the back of the oven.
Why did the little girl fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms.
at some and at the rest
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