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dumbest thing u have done when ur drunk (if u can remeber it :))
ok so me and my freind went to the movie with a huge water bottle of vodka...so we each got like 12 good sized shots (it was 3 of us) so i was drunk as shit and we had been drinking at my house before we left...there were mayb like 10 other people in the thearter...so we were fucking everything up...we pissed on the seats and threw stuff everywhere...my freind every took a shit in the corner...so i ran out of things to thrwo so i threw my shoe's at the screen... bad idea the went under it and it took us 30min to find them...then we ran cuz some1 got the manager and we went out side and went to the top of the parking garage and we threw all sorts of shit off it...man it was one crazy as easter night...then we all left but none of our parents would let any1 sleep pver so we went our spererate ways..and at home i was talking to freinds online and some1 said there was a killer clown behind me so i ran out of my house and ran all the way to the park near my house..its was one crazy ass night...fun as shit thought
Me and my mates went really wasted once.. threw up all over the room and one of them literally carried a girl back to our hostel coz she was so freaking pissed.. man it was quite a sight; there was puke every goddamn where, in our hair, on our faces, everywhere you could have imagined. Oh, we helped her change out. 
I was out in Middlesbrough once, which is about 13 miles from where i live, and i was dyiny for a SHIT, so i went into the toilets in this bar and they were fuckin awful, so i thought fuck this, and got a TAXI home which cost me �12 had a shit, then went straight back in the same TAXI which cost another �12 pound.
Oh yea, me mate was shagging a bird on holiday, and he was that pissed he shat himself whilst boning her, not suprising she fucked off straight away!!
i went to sleep 
hahaha, that's some nasty ruckus!
hmm...last nye (acutally it was ny's day when it happened)
with 3 mates...decided it would be fun to play soccer with some beer bottles at a memorial fountain
someone nicely left one sitting on a short pole & i decided to kick it...smack!
straight into my friend's head
err...damn lucky tho - hit his glasses, bounced off & rolled down the footpath
broke his lense tho, which gave him a big gash above the eye...i think it was 3 or 4 stitches when we caught up with him at the hospital (luckily it was like 200m down the road...but we flagged down an ambulance anyway LOL)
ahh, all's well now...but it could have been much much worse
Somebody convinced me it was a good idea to stand up and when i did I fell face first into his moms chest. It was so funny. I don't remember but I wish i did cause his mom is such a milf.
Ok, so this prolly isnt the dumbest, nor the funniest thing ive done while drunk - but its a good story dammit! heh
So last summer me and my friend are tearing around in his moms Saab SPG (cause it has turbo in first gear) and we see some dude that my friend sold a stereo to. So we bother him a little cause he imports tequila. and not that shitty cuervo crap, the 60 dollar a bottle crap thats not crappy at all actually.
we say that were having a party in the mountains and that he should come if he wants (and he should really bring his teq). he agrees somewhat, at least he has the tequila, and were off.
so the night drags on and not shit happens. chaos is preventing us from going into the mountains, and so this dude takes off with his 1 full bottle of tequila. he left about half of another even tho we wouldnt give him a bowl to smoke...some of my friends are dumbasses.
anyways we make it to the mountains and i drink my share of tequila and get that certain sort of belligerent that tequila only provides and start pointing at people menacingly.
theres a bunch of yelling, and as i stand to yell more effectively - one of my legs stands(uphill) while the downhill one doesnt budge. my friend who is of roughly the same lanky stature as myself is sitting next to me. since im falling over now all i do is go into beer protection mode (yes, theres beer now, the tequila is all gone) and the tumble ensues. now being so skinny, i have heard the even described as 'a mass of flailing limbs and yelling.' in fact this sounds to be...well exactly right.
i didnt spill a drop of beer, and didnt get hurt, while providing everyone with more entertainment than they had seen all night.
nobody will read that^^^ late/
hehehe I like that (Beer Protection Mode or BPM).
I am a master of that. Though I am prolly a bit rusty since I haven't been hammered in like a really long time.
last nye.. i never knew you shouldnt drink wine after consuming large quantities of hard alcohol.
needless to say, i had my first and only blackout (and im quite a lush, so thats a big deal)... i was told later that i was going around the house party.. and any guy who approached me, i would proceed to make out with as a "new years kiss". including one of my good friends... i guess i flat out groped him in front of his girlfriend >_< boy was that embarassing to find out afterwards. damn wine.
well one night I was piss ass drunk and you know when you drink your bladder works overtime. So I really really had to use the bathroom. So I ran into a restaurant and I somehow climbed the stairs and asked one of the waiters where the restrooms were. He told me downstairs. So I proceed to RUN down the stairs and I trip and fall on my ass all the way to the bottom, but I still manage to crawl to the toilet in time to release the flood gates.
So I take a cab and I'm trying real real hard not to vomit. I get off at my college dorm, puke in one of the public bathrooms there, go to the entrance of my dorm and realize I left my ID and room key with my friend. So I try to explain to the desk attendent that my friend has my stuff but she has no freakin idea what I'm trying to say. Finally I get across the message and I have to sit and wait in the lobby while she gets aomeone to open to the door for me. All the while I'm sitting in chair passing out every once in a while.
So I finally get in my room and I lie down and fall asleep. I wake up at 9 in the morning and I'm still drunk. So I decide to take a shower to sober myself up but nope after I was all clean i was still drunk. So I went back to sleep and I woke up sober with a bunch of bruises on my leg. 
~fin~
When i was 14, durin summer holidays, we made this beach party at night and this friend of mine and me went a total waste mixin beer and hard alchool into our stomach ... i fainted lookin' at the moons (4) (last memory) ... woke up in my house garden where couple of my friends carried me ... they left me under the shower (after turnin it on) ... i remember i closed the water after a while 'cause i was cold like a polar rock ... in the morning my mom found me lyin there in a pool of vomit with a horse flu ...
Other 14 years passed since then and now, when i try to tell it to someone in front of my mom she looks at me still mad and disgusted ...
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| Originally posted by Electric_Hybrid Somebody convinced me it was a good idea to stand up and when i did I fell face first into his moms chest. It was so funny. I don't remember but I wish i did cause his mom is such a milf. |
The worst (well actually one of the BEST) nights out I've ever had was when we met shitloads of people from college in this pub. They'd just started their night out, it was early evening, but we'd been out for hours, and we were pretty pissed.
Nevertheless, I still thought it funny to give these sober people some drinking games. Having already had 2 trebles and four pints I was way ahead of them, but we began to race with Aftershocks, the red flavour. My memory of the rest is hazy. I can remember smashing this glass over the table, and that's about it, but apparently I had another 20-odd shots. Apparently I was running into walls and all sorts, having a class time in a world of my own, before I just collapsed.
Next I can remember is waking up at 6 in the morning in the hospital. One of my mates had gone with the ambulance, I puked loads of completely red sick all over him, which to this day I'm pretty proud of. Apparently I also tried to chat up the nurse, who was really fit.
I couldn't walk all the next day, and I had the biggest hangover ever. Still, I think it was worth it for the memories and the laughs we've had since.
Funnily enough, the lad who accompanied me to the hospital, wasting the entire rest of his night, collapsed in Newcastle a few weeks later. We rang an ambulance, but the Paramedics said his airways were clear so he was fine, and they couldn't take him to hospital. We were standing there creased, but then decided we'd ring the ambulance again and again until they picked him up. I rang his Dad and spluttered a load of nonsense over the phone that he couldn't make out. Basically, we left him at hospital, without any money or his debit card, almost unconcscious, with no means to get home. We then ended up so pissed we got lost and ended up in a gay club. Pretty funny night!!
I'm still taking the piss out of one of my mates though, cos a few weeks ago we lost him on a night out, and he was so pissed he didn't know what he was doing. He ended up getting a taxi with a group of lads he didn't know, who were completely rat-arsed. The taxi took him all the way home (he lives about 5 miles from Newcastle) and when he got home, he told the taxi driver to take him all the way back. The taxi driver started to get annoyed, so he started telling him to fuck off, and then puked all over the back of his car and threw the money at his face. He got a �50 fine, which he is blaming on these other lads to avoid paying. Fucking corker of a night!
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| Originally posted by evil_bastard The worst (well actually one of the BEST) nights out I've ever had was when we met shitloads of people from college in this pub. They'd just started their night out, it was early evening, but we'd been out for hours, and we were pretty pissed. Nevertheless, I still thought it funny to give these sober people some drinking games. Having already had 2 trebles and four pints I was way ahead of them, but we began to race with Aftershocks, the red flavour. My memory of the rest is hazy. I can remember smashing this glass over the table, and that's about it, but apparently I had another 20-odd shots. Apparently I was running into walls and all sorts, having a class time in a world of my own, before I just collapsed. Next I can remember is waking up at 6 in the morning in the hospital. One of my mates had gone with the ambulance, I puked loads of completely red sick all over him, which to this day I'm pretty proud of. Apparently I also tried to chat up the nurse, who was really fit. I couldn't walk all the next day, and I had the biggest hangover ever. Still, I think it was worth it for the memories and the laughs we've had since. |
New year's eve:
I f**ked a goddamn awful girl... or at least I think I did... I can't remember...
(taller than me, looked like a man, plays ice hockey... geddit?)
Apparently if I hadn't woken up when I did (I can't remember waking up at all) in the hospital they were going to pump my stomach to get all the alcohol out.
Fookin good job they didn't.
Has anyone ever tried to do a spitballs of fire? You get a mouth-full of Sambuca, balance it at the edge of your mouth, and light it, then spit out little ball of fire. It takes a lot of skill to perfect. Once my mate tried and set his pants on fire. Funny as fuck!
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| Originally posted by G K Murray Oh yea, me mate was shagging a bird on holiday, and he was that pissed he shat himself whilst boning her, not suprising she fucked off straight away!! |
About a year ago i was drinking with a bunch of friends, mostly girls. I was royally fuked and I couldn't remember everything but from what I could remember and what my friends told me, I started to make out with 2 asian gals and then later banged one of em'(the good looking one for sure!) Also two (girl)friends of mine started to make out excessively in front of me which was quite entertaining.
Apparantly someone has a video of all this, but have yet to track it down.
Laterz, = )
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| Originally posted by Mr.Mystery New year's eve: I f**ked a goddamn awful girl... or at least I think I did... I can't remember... (taller than me, looked like a man, plays ice hockey... geddit?) |
shhh'd a door (with finger gesture) for making too much noise when closing...you see it was earlying the morning and I didn't want to wake the parental unit....
Cool thread
One of the dumbiest things ive ever done while drunk happened last night...
I was standing a little too close to a fire we had built (the party was outside). All of a sudden I noticed my leg was getting pretty hot so I look down and to my enjoyment my pants had caught on FIRE.
So I jumped off of the ledge that the fire was near and took a nice drop into the pond below.
Luckily I didnt hurt my self/drown as i was pretty pissed drunk but I lost one of my shoes in the process and ruined a good pair of pants
oh well lol
ok
i was soooo drunk one time...i had about 5 shots of tequila and 16 beers and i was absolutely fucked up out of my mind. We were driving and i was puking out the window like a madman. SO my friend takes me to a strip joint and we meet this fine mexican girl in there...we go in and i went down on her. AFTER that i went outside where i started throwing up some more then the cops told me to get off the property or ill go to jail.
Knew this girl.. we went to her place.. parents wouldnt come home that night.. she liked me.. i was more or less like.. what the fuk.. who cares.. and i drank half a bottle of pisang ambon (yes the woman drink).. i poured half a glass on their carpet... but funny thing is .. i did that while her mom was trying to pull met outta (dad's) chair.. cause the mom did come home.. that was a nice surprise.. so me and my friend stumbled crawled outside.. we kinda wrecked the house.. i got my ass in a eh what do you call it.. a ditch.. with a lil bit o water in it.. i also hit a fence with my bike.. my friend hit 2 or 3 trees.. we were half way home.. and we was trying to get on a skating ramp.. ofcourse i drove my bike onnit.. and got smacked down quite hard.. luckily it rained not so long ago.. so i was soaking wet.. we sat there for a while.. we rolled off the ramp again.. ofcourse i fell in the puddle again.. my friend had to puke.. we couldnt paddle our bikes anymore.. so we dragegd them with us.. i came home.. i fell over our dogs.. i sweared parents woke up.. i locked the door.. i walked into my room.. tryd to close the curtains but ofcourse i just ripped em off the wall.. i fell asleep on my bed...
yes that was a good night.. the funny thing is though.. i had a relationship with that girl nog that long afterwards lol.. and her mom actually liked me 
ah well..
G00d thread
A couple things... 
.... which is why I don't drink loads of alcohol anymore.
1.Fell asleep in the washroom stall while sitting on the toilet, and was woken up by one of the cleaners.. (SO EMBARASSING)
2.At a house party I got on the table and started dancing (not good)
3.Fell down a flight of stairs
4.Lost my car one night.. couldn't remember where I parked it and it took almost 3 hours to find it.
5.Made out with a really ugly person... lol
6.Made out with a chick.. (but that wasn't really "dumb"), she's a good friend of mine
7.Threw up on my lap
8.Tried to pick up a taxi driver
9.Demanded I get my picture taken by the owner of some gino site.
10.Demanded the cashier at the PETRO pump my friends gas.. where it was self serve... he did it.
That's all 4 now.
~S~
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| Originally posted by evil_bastard Classic! |
It's true!!!
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