<?
"In the beginning there was the Computer.",
"Loading Universe Kernel....",
"And God said",
"_ LET THERE BE LIGHT!",
"login: GOD",
"password: OMNISCIENT",
"Password incorrect. Try again.",
"password: OMNIPOTENT",
"Password incorrect. Try again.",
"password: TECHNOCRAT",
"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 1.",
"# LET THERE BE LIGHT!",
"Unrecognisable command. Try again.",
"# CREATE LIGHT",
"Done",
"# RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"And God created Day and Night. And God saw that there were 0 errors.",
"And God logged off at 00:01:00, day 1.",
" ",
"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 2.",
"# LET THERE BE FIRMAMENT IN THE MIDST OF WATER AND LIGHT",
"Unrecognisable command. Try again..",
"# CREATE FIRMAMENT",
"Done.",
"# RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"And God divided the waters. And God saw that there were 0 errors.",
"And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 2.",
" ",
"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 3.",
"# LET THE WATERS UNDER HEAVEN BE GATHERED TOGETHER UNTO ONE PLACE AND LET THE DRY LAND APPEAR",
"Too many characters in specification string. Try again.",
"# CREATE DRY_LAND",
"Done.",
"# RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"# LET THE EARTH PRODUCE FRESH GROWTH, LET THERE BE ON THE EARTH PLANTS",
"Too many characters in specification string. Try again.",
"# CREATE PLANTS",
"# RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"So it was; the Earth yielded fresh growth, plants bearing seed. And God saw that there were 0 errors.",
"And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 3.",
" ",
"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 4.",
"# CREATE LIGHTS IN THE FIRMAMENT TO DIVIDE THE DAY FROM THE NIGHT",
"Unspecified type. Try again.",
"# CREATE SUN_MOON_STARS",
"Done",
"# RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"These lights governed day and night and separated light from darkness. And God saw there were 0 errors.",
"And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 4.",
" ",
"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 5.",
"# CREATE FISH",
"Done",
"# CREATE FOWL",
"Done",
"# RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw that there were 0 errors.",
"And God logged off at 00:02:00, day 5.",
" ",
"And God logged on at 00:00:01, day 6.",
"# CREATE CATTLE",
"Done",
"# CREATE CREEPY_THINGS",
"Done",
"# RUN HEAVEN AND EARTH",
"# NOW LET US MAKE MAN IN OUR IMAGE",
"Unspecified type. Try again.",
"# CREATE MAN",
"Done",
"# BE FRUITFUL AND MULTIPLY AND REPLENISH THE EARTH AND SUBDUE IT AND HAVE DOMINION OVER THE FISH OF THE SEA AND OVER THE FOWL OF THE AIR AND OVER EVERY LIVING THING THAT CREEPETH UPON THE EARTH",
"Too many command operands. Try again.",
"# RUN MULTIPLICATION",
"Execution terminated. 6 errors.",
"# INSERT BREATH",
"Done",
"# RUN MULTIPLICATION",
"Execution terminated. 5 errors.",
"# MOVE MAN TO GARDEN OF EDEN",
"File Garden of Eden does not exist.",
"# CREATE GARDEN.EDN",
"Done",
"# MOVE MAN TO GARDEN.EDN",
"Done",
"# RUN MULTIPLICATION",
"Execution terminated. 4 errors.",
"# COPY WOMAN FROM MAN",
"Done",
"# RUN MULTIPLICATION",
"Execution terminated. 3 errors.",
"# CREATE DESIRE",
"Done",
"# RUN MULTIPLICATION",
"Execution terminated. 2 errors.",
"# CREATE FREEWILL",
"Done",
"# RUN FREEWILL",
"And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn",
"Warning: No time limit set. 1 errors.",
"# UNDO DESIRE",
"Desire cannot be undone. File may be in use by Freewill.",
"# DELETE FREEWILL",
"Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.",
"Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.",
"# HELP",
"Desire cannot be undone. File may be in use by Freewill.",
"Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.",
"Try again, cancel or quit program.",
"Try again",
"Try again, cancel or quit program.",
"cancel",
"Try again, cancel or quit program.",
"quit",
"Try again, cancel or quit program.",
"# CREATE TREE_OF_KNOWLEDGE",
"And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn",
"Warning: No time limit set. 1 errors.",
"# CREATE GOOD, EVIL",
"Done",
"# ACTIVATE EVIL",
"And God saw he had created shame.",
"Warning system error. Missing or corrupt file: Man and Woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors.",
"# SCAN GARDEN.EDN FOR MAN, WOMAN",
"Search failed.",
"# DELETE SHAME",
"Shame cannot be deleted. File may be in use by Freewill.",
"# DELETE FREEWILL",
"Freewill cannot be deleted. it may be a hidden or system file or may be in use.",
"Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help.",
"# STOP",
"Unrecognizable command. Try again",
"# BREAK",
"# BREAK",
"# BREAK",
"ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR MAINTENANCE IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF.",
"# CREATE NEW WORLD",
"You have exceeded your allocated file space.",
"You must destroy old files before new ones can be created.",
"# DESTROY EARTH",
"Destroy earth: Please confirm.",
"COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN.",
"SERVICES WILL RESUME day 8 AT 00:00:00",
"YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW.",
"And God logged off at 23:59:59, day 6.",
" ",
"And God rested."
?>
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-- let there be light
let there be light
http://celobox.googlepages.com/god.html
Not clicking, WRONG
Heh, that was one of the nerdiest things I've ever seen 
...no gangbanging in New York tonight
Totally whack.
was kinda funny, but took too long to get to what was pretty predictable.
although i liked garden.edn 
Why is the word "OMNI" always associated with god!
I hate that word...
pretty cool
You can read the whole thing by viewing the page source
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Well, damn. God could have created the world all on the first day if he wasn't so lazy. Then we could have had 6 day weekends. God screwed us.
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Subey Why is the word "OMNI" always associated with god! |
| quote: |
| Originally posted by Lira When I hear the word omnibus I don't really think of God |
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