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so i was ****in my gf last night

and we're there doing it and i notice in the corner of my eye her dog came into the room. this fuckin mut was getting me nervous. i kept doing my thing while it sat there anbd stared at me. while im performing i keep noticing it starinbg at me thru the coprner of my eye and was really fuckin up my performance. so i had to do something. so i said fuck it im closing up the show here and i went into hyper speed to finally end the session. so i feel the sensation in my leg like im going to bust. im about to bust and i have this awesome idea. i pull out right on time and bust all over my gf's dog's face. and i got up and kicked it on the side of the stomach.

hahahaha fuck man it was gold

made me feel like a man

B+ at best.

Come on Eric, you can do better than that. On the offensive radar you're clocking about Pat Robertson.

fizzle wizzle?

did the dog open it's mouth to catch your load ?? lol

would ejaculating on dogs really be something to brag about? I'm pretty sure that would fall into the beasiatly catagory.

you were fucking a dog? i dont get it

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy i pull out right on time and bust all over my gf's dog's face. and i got up and kicked it on the side of the stomach.

omg loves it!!!



though, the best part of that sentence is the "i got up and kicked it on the side of the stomach!" too

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Originally posted by activate would ejaculating on dogs really be something to brag about? I'm pretty sure that would fall into the beasiatly catagory.

bwahahahhahaha

ewww thats just fucking gross eric.

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Originally posted by yankeeBaby ewww thats just fucking gross eric.

but ur so just *CUTE* in that little avatar yankers!!! xoxox


You two, fuck, HUG IT OUT, bitches!

Weak Eric.

It'd be more of a story if you bothered to tell us that your gf was actually the dog.

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Originally posted by yankeeBaby ewww thats just fucking gross eric.

for the dog. for me thats just awesome. i felt awesome.

Give the mutt the cross faced crippler, then hang yourself

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Originally posted by activate would ejaculating on dogs really be something to brag about? I'm pretty sure that would fall into the beasiatly catagory.

And btw, you have been reported to the PETA chapter of canada. Don't be surprised to see a bunch of nude canadian celebrities standing outside your house with their dogs cumming all over them. They are there just to show you how degrading it feels to take cum from some other animal in your face.

Total bullshit. Eric has no girlfriend.

That story was absolutely amazing. Kudos.

What did your girlfriend do/say?

did he look at you when you did it? its always dirtier with eye contact.

"Where's yer bone? Good girl!"

that kinda looks like a boy

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Originally posted by kotsy That story was absolutely amazing. Kudos. What did your girlfriend do/say?

she kicked me out. so i picked up two of my friends and we drove to church and threw pennies at homos.

guaranteed threesome if you peanut butter your ass

He sure let the bitch have it.

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Originally posted by Cribby It'd be more of a story if you bothered to tell us that your gf was actually the dog.

LOL

what the hell? is today "national everyone is horny and needs to talk about sex stuff" day??? (the sex positions thread too????)

ps. the dog kick is a nice touch.....

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Originally posted by Knox what the hell? is today "national everyone is horny and needs to talk about sex stuff" day??? (the sex positions thread too????) ps. the dog kick is a nice touch.....

Don't you know toronto is all about trends?

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