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Q: What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
A: 1 US leader
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say?
A: Beat it-we're closed.
Q: Why do walruses go to Tupperware parties?
A: To find a tight seal.
Q: What's the difference between sin and shame?
A: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q: What's the speed limit of sex?
A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q: Why is air a lot like sex?
A: Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant,
what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
Q: What's another name for pickled bread?
A: Dill-dough.
Q: Why are Monica Lewinsky's cheeks so puffy?
A: She's withholding evidence.
Q: What's the difference between light and hard?
A: You can sleep with a light on.
Q: Why is sex like a bridge game?
A: You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
Q: What's the height of conceit?
A: Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
Q: What's the definition of macho?
A: Jogging home from your own vasectomy.
Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.
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| Originally posted by Fir3start3r Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive? A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog. |
rofl
few in there i hadn't heard before .. very good
LoL, some nice ones in there, good work!
quite raunchy but still funny.
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| Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? A: K9P. |
Good ones. I nver heard any of these before 
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| Originally posted by drizzt81 i do not get this one at all.. language barrier i guess... there were some sweet ones - cherry float |
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| Originally posted by Fir3start3r lol...not at all....just break it down... K9 = Dog P = Pee... get the picture now? |
ROTFLMAO
oh my god, I read these while at work on campus and I just couldn't keep my laughter in... especially the one with the blind and his dog LOL. Everyone just looked at me weird...
keep em commin!
LMAO!!!
good ones
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ROFLMASO
NICE one
i like this one.. hehehe
Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant,
what is on the outside?
A: K9P.
Whom they call "virgins" in Arcansas? Whose who run faster that president. (1998)
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| Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? A: Their balls are just for decoration. |
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