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Posted by beats and beeps on Jul-20-2007 05:06:

How many times has a bird...

shit on your head?
or other parts of your body I guess...

me twice.

Once when I was in grade 2, and I scored a game winning basket in basketball. This thing literally swooped right over my head and did it, I could feel the wind from its wings.

Then earlier today when I was waiting for a bus. Took me a while to figure out wtf had happened as I saw no birds around. Luckily I had a hoodie on, so concealing was easy.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Jul-20-2007 05:07:

It's good luck!

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jul-20-2007 05:08:

once at disneyland. just a small shit.

my friend in high school had the unfortunate opportunity to have bird diarrhea dead center into his face.

Posted by Lira on Jul-20-2007 05:08:

I once hit a bird with a tennis ball.

Lira 1 x 0 Birds

Posted by Frenchie on Jul-20-2007 05:09:

The bigger the shit and smellier than it is, the more luck for the day.

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Jul-20-2007 05:11:

never, but it happened to my sis once unfortunately

Posted by beats and beeps on Jul-20-2007 05:13:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
I once hit a bird with a tennis ball.

Lira 1 x 0 Birds

oh yeah well I gave your sister a chelsea smile.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-20-2007 05:16:

In college a bird shat on my shirt as I was walking to class.

Posted by Frenchie on Jul-20-2007 05:17:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
In college a bird shat on my shirt as I was walking to class.

did you pass the class.

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-20-2007 05:34:

3 times.

Posted by shaw on Jul-20-2007 05:36:

once. it was at some party @ the country club when I was 6 or 7. I had to go rinse it out in the sink .

Posted by beats and beeps on Jul-20-2007 05:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Sushipunk
3 times.

really?

Posted by Sushipunk on Jul-20-2007 05:42:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
really?

Yeah

One was a tame bird that was sitting on my shoulder as I was feeding it. Crapped right down my back.

Another was at a bird park (like a wildlife sanctuary) and there were tons of birds everywhere. One got me.

The other was just a random crap on my shirt.

Posted by distant on Jul-20-2007 05:47:

Once, but I was climbing a tree trying to grab its eggs so it doesn't really count.

Posted by beats and beeps on Jul-20-2007 05:48:

quote:
Originally posted by distant
Once, but I was climbing a tree trying to grab its eggs so it doesn't really count.

why u do that

Posted by ballmouse on Jul-20-2007 06:10:

Once when I was at the beach. It shit on my leg though.

Posted by Fledz on Jul-20-2007 06:42:

Too many times to remember.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Jul-20-2007 06:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
did you pass the class.

Yes.

Posted by biznology on Jul-20-2007 07:20:

just never say:

'a bird has never shit on me'

they hear that from miles around, shit comes|

Posted by Fledz on Jul-20-2007 07:30:

quote:
Originally posted by biznology
just never say:

'a bird has never shit on me'

they hear that from miles around, shit comes|

Kind of like saying "I've never done my ankle".

Next sporting event...Bam! You're fucked.

Posted by L.E.N. on Jul-20-2007 20:50:

Took one to the shoulder in 5th grade.

Posted by Lira on Jul-20-2007 22:00:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
oh yeah well I gave your sister a chelsea smile.

Oh, yeah? Well, I gave your sister a brother!!!!1

*punches the air*

Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Jul-20-2007 22:05:

quote:
Originally posted by beats and beeps
oh yeah well I gave your sister a chelsea smile.

i gooogled what a chelsea smile was and i found it quite disturbing. may you write the next script of saw...!

ok i'm going to log off now... good night/evening all!

Posted by Lira on Jul-20-2007 22:07:

quote:
Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
i gooogled what a chelsea smile was and i found it quite disturbing. may you write the next script of saw...!

I had to look it up on Wikipedia as well... nasty stuff =/

Posted by Ygrene on Jul-20-2007 22:09:

I've taken a turd to the dome before.

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