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Steven Seagal appreciation thread
i just watched under siege, probably the greatest seagal movie ever.
notable kills: 1. when he rips the mans throat out with his bare hands 2. gouging out tommy lee jones eye ball with his thumb then stabbing him in the forehead and throwing his head thru a computer console
Didn't he literally go nuts a while back?
Both under siege's are good. Bit dated but there always good entertainment.
u mean his whole buddhist/spiritual phase thing. i like to forget that ever hapened
steven segal is like watching fat elvis do those kung fu moves. I bet he sweats when he eats...i this thread is 10 years late...cue the fat...err i mean failboat.
Other notable films -
Half Past Dead and Out for Justice
Hes supposedly a hell of a martial artist. Great build and stature for it as well.
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak steven segal is like watching fat elvis do those kung fu moves. |
Dude, you can't say Steven Seagal & appreciation in the same sentence. It's a bit like saying "I love when I get diaorrhea".
Out For Justice... easily his best movie..
"anybody seen richie ?"
lol
his movies are great when you feel like watching a random movie, and has good entertainment value, but jesus ........ how come he didn't invest in an acting/speech coach to work on his dialogue? 
sometimes i swear he can say a whole paragraph without moving his lips.
oh and under siege 2 is a really good movie. 
rising sun.... FTW
or army of one
Re: Steven Seagal appreciation thread
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| Originally posted by Spike i just watched under siege 2, probably the greatest seagal movie ever. notable kills: 1. when he rips the mans throat out with his bare hands 2. gouging out tommy lee jones eye ball with his thumb then stabbing him in the forehead and throwing his head thru a computer console |
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak steven segal is like watching fat elvis do those kung fu moves. I bet he sweats when he eats...i this thread is 10 years late...cue the fat...err i mean failboat. |
let's replace all the chuck norris jokes with steven segal ones
btw i saw his house in beverly hills once...not too shabby.
pffft, he sucks. lose the ponytail sissyboy!
His best role is in Executive Decision.
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| Originally posted by infinity HiGH His best role is in Executive Decision. |
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak +1 he died in the first five minutes |
The mind reels.
even billy blanks is better than segal, because even if most of his movies suck he has conributed to the decline of fat bitches in america.
Maybe ole steve-o should try some tai bo.
we should appreciate this dude instead lol
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak even billy blanks is better than segal, |
my fav
no the first Bloodsport>*
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| Originally posted by all-nite-freak even billy blanks is better than segal, because even if most of his movies suck he has conributed to the decline of fat bitches in america. Maybe ole steve-o should try some tai bo. we should appreciate this dude instead lol |
I thought I was the only one who secretly liked Steven Seagal movies. He's not a great actor, but his movies are fun to watch.
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| Originally posted by Scoops my fav http://seagalology.com/img/movies/exitwounds.jpg |
who the fuck is eva mendez
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