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IRAN arrests 12 spy........squirrels....
One for the WTF files...
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14 Spy Squirrels In Iranian Custody July 14, 2007 3:38 p.m. EST Tomasz Filipczak - AHN Jerusalem, Israel (AHN) -- Iranian authorities have recently arrested more than a dozen squirrels for espionage. "In recent weeks, intelligence operatives have arrested 14 squirrels within Iran's borders," state-sponsored news agency IRNA reported. "The squirrels were carrying spy gear of foreign agencies, and were stopped before they could act, thanks to the alertness of our intelligence services." Iran claims the rodents were being used by Western powers in an attempt to undermine the Islamic Republic. Iranian police commander Esmaeil Ahmadi-Moqadam confirmed the report, saying that a number of squirrels had been caught bearing foreign spy gear within Iran's borders. The rodents were taken into custody 2 weeks ago but few details have emerged about the incident. "I have heard about it, but I do not have precise information," said the police commander. Iran has recently stepped up its anti-espionage efforts against the West. There have been no other documented uses of rodents in the past. |
PICS OF THE SAID SQUIRRELS IN CUSTODY
they are bad mutherfukkers.
the elite of the elite...they will disolve into any background and f**k you up in a moments notice.
someone had to have talked.
I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE!
MrS
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| Originally posted by MrSquirrel I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE! MrS |
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| Originally posted by MrSquirrel I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE! MrS |
LOL
The fucked up part is that we probably were spying on the iranian government using 12 well camouflaged chipmunks.
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| Originally posted by MrSquirrel I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE! MrS |
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| Originally posted by MrSquirrel I DEMAND THE SAFE RETURN OF MY PEOPLE! MrS |
Kensington park was always the best place to recruit squirrels for espionage purposes.
I am just waiting for SoftCore Prancer to come in and tell us that this is all a lie and that bush IS USING the animal kingdom to further his administration ha ha
till then
foamy squirrel Does not Approve
LOL ... Ohhh ... Ahhh ... this thread is a fun one. Gotta admit the Iranian officials are a little bit too paranoid and ... crazy.
Excellent, that means they haven't yet found the other 37. 
Wow! This is even bigger news than when the British released man-eating badgers into Basra to sow panic amongst the population!!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mi...ast/6295138.stm
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| Originally posted by George Smiley Wow! This is even bigger news than when the British released man-eating badgers into Basra to sow panic amongst the population!! |
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| Originally posted by George Smiley Wow! This is even bigger news than when the British released man-eating badgers into Basra to sow panic amongst the population!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/mi...ast/6295138.stm |
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| Originally posted by Arbiter Excellent, that means they haven't yet found the other 37. |
Apparently they were an advanced unit, caught pecan at some secret installations before the main squirrel force was to be sent in to conker Iran
Das Eichh�rnchen?
I don't like this story at all.
It reeks of a plant. Ridiculing a percived enemy is a way to increase hostilities against dumb backwards barbarians.
How come the sorce is Isreali? Where is the Al Jazera link to the same story? Or maybe the Iranian link?
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| Originally posted by atbell I don't like this story at all. It reeks of a plant. Ridiculing a percived enemy is a way to increase hostilities against dumb backwards barbarians. How come the sorce is Isreali? Where is the Al Jazera link to the same story? Or maybe the Iranian link? .... |
ROFL
Extended version of the LazFX's link:
EDIT: With a twisted touch:
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