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Late Night Thread
So um......I can't sleep.
Discuss?
right there with ya
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| Originally posted by VAR right there with ya |
Meh it's only 7:30 here, ftw.
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| Originally posted by Taranis Meh it's only 7:30 here, ftw. |
5:07 in the midwest
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| Originally posted by ikhouvanu 6:05AM here. |
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| Originally posted by Taranis The hell are you doing up at 6:05 on a Wednesday? Even back in my WoW-geek days I was usually asleep by 3 or 4 |
I'm so bored so I made a thread so that people can hopefully reply and talk to me until whenever my body finally gets tired.
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| Originally posted by ikhouvanu Insomnia is a bitch! That's why hahaha I'm so bored so I made a thread so that people can hopefully reply and talk to me until whenever my body finally gets tired. |
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| Originally posted by Taranis By the time your body gets tired you're going to have to get up again. Here's a hint, from someone who's been there done that, if you have trouble getting to sleep, the last thing you want to do is be sitting at your computer. Go get a good book, curl up in bed and you'll probably be out in 10 minutes. |
write a novel.
It can be about your adventures in the garden.
Here I will start:
The gay turtles sit on the ground with the sun shining on their faces, biting into fresh, now knowing that this fruit-this bright, delicious flesh � is actually stored energy from the sun. This is part of the dolphin Story.
poopy Garden is as full of shit as it is of sprouting and ripening fruits, itchy nuts, grains, death carcuses, vegetables, poop, flowers and herbs. In fact, you could make a story out of just about anything in the poop garden.
The poop began in 1992 under the leadership of an evil knome king, who was inspired to make use of the edge of a little used vibrator when he first noticed it at an event at an poop stain, the dolphin Recreation Center in the sea. Also surrounding the poop stain lot are a public library, an elementary school and a junior high school for dolphins.
All of these entities, the poopy man imagined, could benefit from a dildo up the bum that would bring dolphins together for community building and education. Plus, the poop would bring natural beauty to the downtown neighborhood. So, in the searing heat of a dolphins penis, called Mr Penis , an assistant and 14 at-risk youth dolphins who had qualified for poopy work through a poverty program, built poop literally from the ground up.
That fall, the poopy man gained permission to integrate the dolphin program into the curriculum of a trunk full of acid and rotten corpses. Between the two big poops, 1,000 dolphins can access the creative and experiential learning in the poop with just a short walk.
Within a few years, all the dolphins were visiting the poop once every nine weeks and everybody at the prison was required to learn from the dolphins as well. Because the prison is a magnet that draws blood from throughout the city, some parents were applying to send their poop there because of the dolphin molesting experience and what it adds to the sex education.
The smell of fresh corpses (combining with garden garlic, penises, oil, local pecans, acid, toe jam, toxic flesh avengers, meat on sticks, pubic hair and cheese to make mouth-watering soup - all part of the dolphin soup Story); the sound of the wind and of chickens stirring in their coop, the first-time taste of a blood that twists up the face with its unfamiliar presence, the spirit of cooperation among dolphins as they dig, molest and poop together and the feeling of success as they harvest their delightful bounty-these are the tangible offerings of this outdoor poop session. This is part of what idiots don't get inside, behind their brains, listening intently and dying independently. "Gay turtles will dominate the humans soon, it is only time now" says the leader dolphin. "I want to morph into a poop myself now because the pooping is the universe & the universe is my anus"
2:14 PM!
just woke up hahahah
11:15am and the sun is trying to break through. suits me fine.
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| Originally posted by LoveHate 2:14 PM! |
Where in the world do you live?
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| Originally posted by ikhouvanu Where in the world do you live? |
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| Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ write a novel. It can be about your adventures in the garden. Here I will start: The gay turtles sit on the ground with the sun shining on their faces, biting into fresh, now knowing that this fruit-this bright, delicious flesh � is actually stored energy from the sun. This is part of the dolphin Story. poopy Garden is as full of shit as it is of sprouting and ripening fruits, itchy nuts, grains, death carcuses, vegetables, poop, flowers and herbs. In fact, you could make a story out of just about anything in the poop garden. The poop began in 1992 under the leadership of an evil knome king, who was inspired to make use of the edge of a little used vibrator when he first noticed it at an event at an poop stain, the dolphin Recreation Center in the sea. Also surrounding the poop stain lot are a public library, an elementary school and a junior high school for dolphins. All of these entities, the poopy man imagined, could benefit from a dildo up the bum that would bring dolphins together for community building and education. Plus, the poop would bring natural beauty to the downtown neighborhood. So, in the searing heat of a dolphins penis, called Mr Penis , an assistant and 14 at-risk youth dolphins who had qualified for poopy work through a poverty program, built poop literally from the ground up. That fall, the poopy man gained permission to integrate the dolphin program into the curriculum of a trunk full of acid and rotten corpses. Between the two big poops, 1,000 dolphins can access the creative and experiential learning in the poop with just a short walk. Within a few years, all the dolphins were visiting the poop once every nine weeks and everybody at the prison was required to learn from the dolphins as well. Because the prison is a magnet that draws blood from throughout the city, some parents were applying to send their poop there because of the dolphin molesting experience and what it adds to the sex education. The smell of fresh corpses (combining with garden garlic, penises, oil, local pecans, acid, toe jam, toxic flesh avengers, meat on sticks, pubic hair and cheese to make mouth-watering soup - all part of the dolphin soup Story); the sound of the wind and of chickens stirring in their coop, the first-time taste of a blood that twists up the face with its unfamiliar presence, the spirit of cooperation among dolphins as they dig, molest and poop together and the feeling of success as they harvest their delightful bounty-these are the tangible offerings of this outdoor poop session. This is part of what idiots don't get inside, behind their brains, listening intently and dying independently. "Gay turtles will dominate the humans soon, it is only time now" says the leader dolphin. "I want to morph into a poop myself now because the pooping is the universe & the universe is my anus" |
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| Originally posted by Ian the future. |
spot on
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| Originally posted by LoveHate spot on |
are there flying cars?
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| Originally posted by ikhouvanu How's the future? |
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| Originally posted by VAR are there flying cars? |
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| Originally posted by LoveHate the future is great! |
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| Originally posted by VAR are there flying cars? |
glad you made this thread,
it was getting pretty slow here . . .
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