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DAMNIT! why?!

i just went downstairs to get a snack. apparently there were some fucking ants in my SunChips and one FUCKING BIT MY LIP. my lip is now fucking swollen, has a fucking ball on it. it's like an alien is trying to break out. this sucks. i have a date with a girl who is leaving the country on monday tomorrow, and i sure as fucking hell cannot look like this.

what can i do? will this shit be down in the next 16 or so hours? i'm not allergic to ants, i've been bitten tons of times, just never ON MY FUCKING MOUTH.

help me.

Re: DAMNIT! why?!

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Originally posted by Inertia i just went downstairs to get a snack. apparently there were some fucking ants in my SunChips and one FUCKING BIT MY LIP. my lips is now fucking swollen, has a fucking ball on it. it's like an alien is trying to break out. this sucks. i have a date with a girl who is leaving the country on monday tomorrow, and i sure as fucking hell cannot look like this. what can i do? will this shit be down in the next 16 or so hours? i'm not allergic to ants, i've been bitten tons of times, just never ON MY FUCKING MOUTH. help me.

:unasty:

Wow weird.

Wow, that's kind of weird :/

No idea about how long it takes to go down.

this shit ain't funny. isn't any of you a doctor or something? damnit.

Inertia: hey babe!
Girl: Hey sexy, gimme a big kiss... OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD HERPES. FUUUCK.
Inertia: Ants.. they're ants
Girl: *chops dick off*

wow that sucks mate, in future buy the small bags of crisps [potato chips] not the big ones that take 3 days to finish.

also try some anti-histermine cream and tablets

...Unlucky.

Find out what kind of ant, and what that ant's poison is made up from. Maybe you can counter-act it somehow.

Lol, that's really unlucky.

Pay attention to what you're eating!

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Inertia: hey babe! Girl: Hey sexy, gimme a big kiss... OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD HERPES. FUUUCK. Inertia: Ants.. they're ants Girl: *chops dick off*

LOL

If it helps, I once bit my lip, it swelled up a lot, but went down by the next day. No idea about ant bites though.

and just a few hours i was talking to a friend about how shitty my luck was lately. damnit. damnit. damnit. DAMNIT.

What is it with you people

"OMG This happened!" .. "I know! rather than the logical, quickest thing and going to a doctor.. I'll go post my story on a public forum for help"

wtf?

You're an idiot. Ant bites do not require medical treatment.

well, given it's 5 in the freakin' morning over here, a doctor isn't the most viable option really.

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Originally posted by Fl@k Monkey What is it with you people "OMG This happened!" .. "I know! rather than the logical, quickest thing and going to a doctor.. I'll go post my story on a public forum for help" wtf?

Despite the random shit, most countries don't have free health care like we do. Perhaps a doctor would be a stupid amount of money to throw away on a cosmetic issue?

BTW, I have no idea what the state of health care is in the Dominican Republic, so cut me down if I sound like a tool :/

24 hour doctors?

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You're an idiot. Ant bites do not require medical treatment.

No, But perhaps a doctor would have something that he can perscribe to make the bump go down? perhaps the ant was dangerous (eg: fire ant)? fuck.. None of us know these things..

Your hurt? Go see a doctor
GF broke up with you? Find a new one
Dont know how to mix? RTFM

All im saying is, Why do people seem to assume TA forums are a one-stop shop to all problems in life? Why not use your eyes/ears/common fucking sense?

and it's people* like you who go to doctors for medical treatment who cause health care systems to be overburdened

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Originally posted by Sunsnail and it's people* like you who go to doctors for medical treatment who cause health care systems to be overburdened

You could not be more right.

Get those antibiotics out of my chicken you a-holes!

Were you srsly eating SunChips?

There's plenty of things you can do:

1. Wear a doo-rag around yo' mouf.
2. Get one of those Asian burlesque fans or whatever. Geisha fans, yeah, that.
3. Eat expired bacon.
4. Lip gloss?
5. Get cholera.

so i woke up. i had put an ice pack in my mouth for a good hour or so as i went to bed.

it's bigger.

got some cream used for skin irritations and bug bites.

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Originally posted by Ygrene Were you srsly eating SunChips?

die in a fire.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Despite the random shit, most countries don't have free health care like we do. Perhaps a doctor would be a stupid amount of money to throw away on a cosmetic issue? BTW, I have no idea what the state of health care is in the Dominican Republic, so cut me down if I sound like a tool :/

yeah, go seeing any doc for this would be kind of stupid. my parents aren't even worried, they just laughed a bit cause i look like a retard. i'm kind of laughing on the inside too, if this didn't make me lose a great chance.

i will destroy any ant i ever see again. ****s.

and DR medicine... let's not get into that. let's just say the medicine in DR is like food in Somalia.

well if you see her, at least you'll find out if she likes you for who you are, not what you look like.

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