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Posted by washout on Aug-28-2007 15:13:

first contact

if you were the first contact to alien(s), what would you do or say ??

would you tell them to turn the fuck around ??
would you tell them to STFU NEWBS.
would you sincerely welcome them and offer a peaceful gift ??
would you pull the pin of a grenade and hand them that instead ??
ask to borrow their ride or take them for a ride in your POS ??
ask what alien porno is like ??
put in your 17 year old pantera cd and crank that shit up ??

Posted by trewqy on Aug-28-2007 15:17:

show them this video

fuck pantera.

Posted by Omega_M on Aug-28-2007 15:22:

I will take them to task for hovering over our heads for thousands of years without attempting to meet us, making us speculate wtf they are made of and creating myths about UFOs and such.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-28-2007 15:26:

I would lay down the butth4x before they could do it to me. Show 'em some Earthly hospitality, y'know?

Posted by david.michael on Aug-28-2007 15:26:

I would attempt to mate.

edit- Pie-owned

Posted by Omega_M on Aug-28-2007 15:27:

They would already have planted an anal probe in your butt. They are that fast, yeah.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-28-2007 15:30:

Dammit.

Posted by shaw on Aug-28-2007 15:31:

Posted by Omega_M on Aug-28-2007 15:33:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Dammit.

And before you even think of spitting on their crotch, make sure to check your pussy first.

Chances are that it will already be covered in slimy green alien spit.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-28-2007 15:34:

Posted by david.michael on Aug-28-2007 15:35:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
Wow, that explains a LOT!

fixed!

Posted by Omega_M on Aug-28-2007 15:36:

david.michael is one of them. beware.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-28-2007 15:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
david.michael is one of them. beware.

Oh I definitely knew that. The green border in his avatar gives it away.

Posted by david.michael on Aug-28-2007 15:38:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
david.michael is one of them. beware.

Qth'plar eicch't svanya~ wei'plt!

(Translation: STFU or butth4x!)

Posted by Ygrene on Aug-28-2007 15:48:

Definitely hook them up with some Reeses Pieces. And then prolly ask them WTF is up with the crop circles. And then post a thread on TA that I met some aliens. Some neub would be all 'pics or stfu lol' and then I'd pwn his face with some pics of me and the aliens breakdancing.

Posted by Omega_M on Aug-28-2007 15:53:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Definitely hook them up with some Reeses Pieces. And then prolly ask them WTF is up with the crop circles. And then post a thread on TA that I met some aliens. Some neub would be all 'pics or stfu lol' and then I'd pwn his face with some pics of me and the aliens breakdancing.

ygreen

OMG, Look out !! One more

Posted by Ygrene on Aug-28-2007 16:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
I will take them to task for hovering over our heads for thousands of years without attempting to meet us, making us speculate wtf they are made of and creating myths about UFOs and such.

*runs*

Posted by Project-K on Aug-28-2007 16:43:

That's how we deal with scumbag aliens!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cxJ...related&search=

Posted by Aaron C. on Aug-28-2007 16:52:

quote:
Originally posted by inconspicuous

Soothing but..... wha?!!!

Posted by Frenchie on Aug-28-2007 16:55:

link them this thread.

Posted by LazFX on Aug-28-2007 17:08:

quote:
Originally posted by trewqy
show them this video

fuck pantera.

pssssst...thats not pantera... that is Megadeth - the track is Hanger18.....

Posted by shaw on Aug-28-2007 17:12:

quote:
Originally posted by Surfmorworkless
Soothing but..... wha?!!!

wow.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Aug-28-2007 17:28:

I'd like to think I'd be cool and level headed, try to communicate with them and be peaceful... I'd like to think that. Chances are I'd drop a deuce in my pants and stare at them, frozen in fear.

Posted by LazFX on Aug-28-2007 17:39:

First Contact was already made.....

they return December 21 2012

that is why the Mayan calendar ends...

our new beginning......

ha ha ha

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Aug-28-2007 17:45:

I'd ask them to take me to their dealer

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