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Posted by Zombie0729 on Aug-29-2007 22:13:

Beyonce can dodge bullets like Neo... news cast inside

Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead

Posted by enferno on Aug-29-2007 22:14:

giddy giddy!

Posted by Sunsnail on Aug-29-2007 22:20:

Whew thank god. fucking passerbys shouldn't be passing by He got what he deserved

Posted by Spacey Orange on Aug-29-2007 22:25:

balderdash!

Posted by chach on Aug-29-2007 22:25:

How do you monitor a bruise?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Aug-29-2007 22:26:

Is... is that a serious question?

Posted by chach on Aug-29-2007 22:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Is... is that a serious question?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Aug-29-2007 22:29:

quote:
Originally posted by chach

Posted by tubularbills on Aug-29-2007 22:30:

lol, bruise

Posted by Zombie0729 on Aug-29-2007 22:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Is... is that a serious question?

i almost passed out from laughter

Posted by narcism on Aug-29-2007 22:44:

Posted by DarkAngel on Aug-29-2007 22:46:

Is...is this a serious thread?

Posted by Ian on Aug-29-2007 23:08:

I missed ?

FUCK

Posted by Yan on Aug-29-2007 23:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Is... is that a serious question?

STOP STEALING MY ELLIPSES THUNDER!

Posted by Clovis on Aug-29-2007 23:19:

Whats a Beyonce?

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Aug-29-2007 23:24:

Hey everyone, Yan was the first person to ever use an ellipses. Give it up for Yan.

/kazoo

Posted by Clovis on Aug-29-2007 23:24:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Hey everyone, Yan was the first person to ever use an ellipses. Give it up for Yan.

/kazoo

*claps*

Posted by LoveHate on Aug-29-2007 23:35:

beyonce is the hottest girl in the world.

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Aug-29-2007 23:50:

quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate
beyonce is the hottest girl in the world.

i wouldn't put her in in the top 1 billion

Posted by Yan on Aug-29-2007 23:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
Hey everyone, Yan was the first person to ever use an ellipses. Give it up for Yan.

/kazoo

DAMN STRAIGHT, GIVE IT UP FOR YAN.

By the way, the kazoo touch was quite excellent.

Posted by Alex Petelin on Aug-30-2007 04:21:

Holy shit, so I'm watching this and get to the part where the reporter says, 'the bullet would have hit her in the shoulder or arm, if not for the passerby who intercepted the bullet... IN THE HEAD' (or so I heard)! So I keep watching, and wonder why they're talking about some fucking bruise on a celebrity when some unfamous and unlucky guy took a stray shot to the head and saved her life! Is someCelebrity.bruise > guy.shotIndasHead?

Only after watching that part again I realized that that's not what was said

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-30-2007 04:28:

Whoever joked about peeing, I actually did pee. Just a little.

Posted by RandomGirl on Aug-30-2007 04:58:

This is the most ridiculously stupid bullshit I have ever seen.

Who the fuck cares what happened to Beyonce and her bullshit bruise... a guy got fucking shot.

Priorities are SO fucked up.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Aug-30-2007 05:00:

You guys realize it's The Onion news, right? Morons.

Posted by RandomGirl on Aug-30-2007 05:01:

quote:
Originally posted by jennypie
You guys realize it's The Onion news, right? Morons.

What is the onion news?

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