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Drunk Girl Has To Go Pee Really Bad
this girl is drunk after the bar is closing, she's really gotta go pee but they're not letting her back in. Go in the alley stupid. I bet some of you have been in this situation before.
http://www.ezprezzo.com/videoclips/...really_bad.html
is this an ad or something 
Omg who else is horny?
I need to be stomped on first.
I pissed into a coke can while driving home from a Midnight show (Grudge 2 i think). A coke CAN!
Haha, I took a crap in my backyard once. Same thing, right?
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| Originally posted by jennypie Haha, I took a crap in my backyard once. Same thing, right? |
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| Originally posted by SuspicionVandit I pissed into a coke can while driving home from a Midnight show (Grudge 2 i think). A coke CAN! |
damn i killed the thread. 
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| Originally posted by Marc Summers one time i was really high and tried to fit my dick into a bottle to piss in it. Well, I managed to get half of my head in and started pissing. Eventually, the air started rushing out of the bottle because their was so much piss in it. My dick started going all over the place because the air moved it out of the opening. I was driving while doing this, along with 3 other friends, and the one on the passenger side of the car got piss all over him. |
thats worse!
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN me and my best friend put a chick on the spit and i shot load on his arm thats worse! |
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| Originally posted by jennypie Weird, I could never picture you doing that. |
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Pics of your bum or stfu. |
but if i ever do get some, you'll be the first to know! 
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN me and my best friend put a chick on the spit and i shot load on his arm thats worse! |
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol. i dont have any but if i ever do get some, you'll be the first to know! |
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN wicked me and my best friend put a chick on the spit and i shot load on his arm thats worse! |
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| Originally posted by Marc Summers awkaaarrrddd |
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| Originally posted by chach You can do that in WOW |
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| Originally posted by jennypie I'd better be. |
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN im a phone pleb |
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| Originally posted by jennypie Quoted for permanence. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA I'VE GOT YOU NOW! |
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| Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN oh yeah, you got me! thats WAY more embarrassing than shooting hot load on your best mate! |
Not only does she have pointy elbows, but she's got some serious nacho cheese rolls.
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| Originally posted by chach You can do that in WOW |
i once successfully peed in a cup while i was driving, which is no small feat for a girl!!!
i was on a really long c oach journey once in spain and managed to pee in a bottle when desperate. I still to this day don't know how nobody saw it, heard it, or smelt it, but i did it. woo
Something I composed for my blog a while back....
The ladies' online guide to using men's urinals
How to use a men's urinal... for Ladies
by yours truly http://ajenicek.blogspot.com/2006_12_01_archive.html
Long lineups at ladies' washrooms in nightclubs and public events can be overwhelming. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Many a times I have seen ladies give up the ladies queue, and head for the men's washrooms to use the easy in/out access priveledges. Sure the stall lines are smaller... and that's OK with us guys, especially if you're hot. But what if you REALLY gotta go, and can't wait to use even a men's stall? I've observed the desparate, and documented the proper and improper techniques of using the men's urinal. Yes, even YOU can use the men's urinal. Allow me to show you how.
First, there's the Wall-Facing Position.
Subject no.1 may be cute, but would turn me off if she tries to pee like that. Her back is not tilted at the required 40-50 degree angle. Her pants have not been lowered enough, thus resulting in a very wet groin area, and still would not hit it, as the 'I spilt my drink' excuse just wouldn't fly with me.
Subject no.1
Proper wall-facing position requires good front projectile clearance. Subject no.2 displays her pants fully lowered, or skirt, giving adequate spray angles. Also displaying expert technique, she is about to move her panties to the side, rather than pulling them down to the floor. Because that just wouldn't be lady-like.
Subject no.2
Finally there's the Booty to the Wall Position.
This is commonly the more common method of female urinal usage that results in the most minimal clothing spillage. Use the urinal like you would use a european squat-hole. First lower your garments, but not all the way to the floor so as to not wet them from previous less experienced girls's mis-spray. Rather than squating all the way down, bend your knees slightly, and back up towards the wall like train engine backs to connects to the rest of the train.
Be very careful not to back your caboose too far back, as the porcelain feels very cold. Have you ever sat on a toilet in a club but forgot to lower the seat? Subject no.3 illustrates the incorrect method of the Booty to the Wall position.
Subject no.3
Proper Booty to the Wall position involves careful, but easy to do when necessary techniques that will provide you with immediate relief in time of crisis, and may even score you a few dates. Subject no.4, 5 and 6 display a succesful urinary accomplishment. See? It's fun!
Subject no.4
Subject no.5
Subject no.6
So have fun... practice the urinals each night out, and soon, you'll be able to write your name in snow with a little skill and patience. However, if you find ladies like these using them before you. You may just like to come back at a later time.
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| Originally posted by Marc Summers is this an ad or something |
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