Originally posted by getfoul
get a hooker and post pics.
a hooker, your mommy, a parrot, and some melons. post pics.
Posted by chach on Sep-05-2007 16:47:
Perico > Parrot
Posted by Allied Nations on Sep-05-2007 16:48:
too broke for hookers
Posted by chach on Sep-05-2007 16:49:
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Originally posted by Allied Nations
too broke for attractive hookers
work with what you can...
Posted by nchs09 on Sep-05-2007 16:50:
fuck her best friend, or mum.
Posted by iclone on Sep-05-2007 16:52:
quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
too broke for hookers
even in montreal? Posted by getfoul on Sep-05-2007 16:55:
Sleep with a bum on some street corner. Extra points if you use his trashcan bonfire to roast marshmallows.
Posted by iclone on Sep-05-2007 16:58:
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Originally posted by getfoul
Sleep with a bum on some street corner. Extra points if you use his trashcan bonfire to roast marshmallows.
don't forget the a-t-m.
Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-05-2007 17:01:
Aw don't call her a bitch, you luuuuuuurver her!
Posted by Allied Nations on Sep-05-2007 17:02:
french canadian women = devils in disguise
they will all rot in the nether regions of hades!
Posted by Allied Nations on Sep-05-2007 17:05:
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Originally posted by jennypie
Aw don't call her a bitch, you luuuuuuurver her!
until i found out she "traded up" for another local dj
i guess party girls are just party favours
Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-05-2007 17:08:
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Originally posted by Allied Nations
until i found out she "traded up" for another local dj
i guess party girls are just party favours
Uh yeah, hello! Now you've learned your lesson, be glad.
edit: Send her some flowers and a thank-you note.
Posted by Allied Nations on Sep-05-2007 17:10:
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Originally posted by jennypie
Uh yeah, hello! Now you've learned your lesson, be glad.
yes, i understand... but i just wish everyone else knew how scandalous this bitch was... cuz she's trying to steal my friends!
Posted by chach on Sep-05-2007 17:11:
quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
until i found out she "traded up" for another local dj
i guess party girls are just party favours
Meeting girls at clubs FTL im so sick of these one trick southf lorida broads, you have to go to the supermarket, aids walk something like that to meet a halfway decent chick. There's always TA as well Posted by Silky Johnson on Sep-05-2007 17:11:
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Originally posted by Allied Nations
yes, i understand... but i just wish everyone else knew how scandalous this bitch was... cuz she's trying to steal my friends!
People always find out. Just chill. Posted by StanVoid on Sep-05-2007 17:54:
well you've made the first and hardest step already - starting a thread on TA about it.
the rest is all real-life stuff, easy.
Posted by Inertia on Sep-05-2007 18:04:
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Originally posted by Allied Nations
until i found out she "traded up" for another local dj
i guess party girls are just party favours
woah. since i'll be in canada for 2 weeks, that makes me an 'international dj'. w00t. you gotta point me in the way of the party girls man.
in any case, screw that bitch. just look at it this way. she's just a bitch and you've realized it now, before you became really committed to her beyond just making a 'taking the piss' thread on TA.
not like a friend of mine, he's 20, put up with this girl for a whole year, because he thought he really loved her. she was a virgin, he respected that. she had quite a few emotional issues, and he helped her through them. then she asked him for some time to grow. he happily complied. she then proceeded to fuck one of his best friends a week later.
needless to say, my friend feels like choking a bitch right now. just be happy you tapped that ass and had some fun with it, it sounds as if she's good for nothing more than that, and not even worth worrying over.
Posted by Spacey Orange on Sep-05-2007 18:05:
go gay. i hear they're always looking for new recruits.
Posted by getfoul on Sep-05-2007 18:07:
Buy her a pair of clear heels.
Posted by L.E.N. on Sep-05-2007 18:08:
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Originally posted by Allied Nations
yes, i understand... but i just wish everyone else knew how scandalous this bitch was... cuz she's trying to steal my friends!
Better than trying to fuck your friends...when that happens its time to start cutting throats.
Weren't you "head over heels, we're gunna get married" with her?
Posted by Allied Nations on Sep-05-2007 18:15:
the chemistry was ridiculous... still is
Posted by getfoul on Sep-05-2007 18:16:
quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
the chemistry was ridiculous... still is
..There ain't no clear heels in chemistry!
Posted by iclone on Sep-05-2007 18:21:
quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
the chemistry was ridiculous... still is
