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Posted by Domesticated on Sep-06-2007 11:16:

Bad Adverts/Tag Lines

I was just reading a magazine which contained an advertisement for a product called "The Power Breathe", which looks like an asthma pump/puffer, which can supposedly increase your aerobic fitness by simulating high altitude or making you breathe harder or something like that.

The tag line?

"FOR ANYONE WHO BREATHES"

Has anyone heard/seen a worse one that that?


Posted by Lira on Sep-06-2007 11:21:

McDonald's "I'm lovin' it" was really strange in Portuguese... it was something like "Amo muito tudo isso" (I love all this very much).

Talking about McDonald's, I want the original version of this picture:



Who's got it?


Posted by Orpheus Is Dead on Sep-06-2007 11:51:

I remember I stumbled upon this add in a guitar magazine and me and my friend could not stop cracking up about the dude's facial expression for an hour....


Posted by Ygrene on Sep-06-2007 12:40:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira

Talking about McDonald's, I want the original version of this picture:



I thought I had it but alas, only my ch0p.




Posted by l�cid on Sep-06-2007 14:51:

i once passed by a truck for an electrical repair company on the freeway that said "Turning you on because we do it without shorts!"

i LOL'd for a good 2 miles after that.


Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Sep-06-2007 14:54:

all tampon and pad commercials
that male enlargement commercial... i forget which one it's called


Posted by Ian on Sep-06-2007 15:15:

the one for the woman who buys the thrush medication and proceeds to swallow the pill infront of her friend and go on to have a nice day. We know ANF got to her. before or after? probably both

the new kellogs advert with tony the tiger here is abysmal too, whoever came up with the idea of bringing him into the 21st century should go fuck themselves with a rusty bargepole


Posted by AndreaCKY772 on Sep-06-2007 15:19:

i love skyy vodka advertisements in magazines. i think they are perfect...and i don't even drink skyy.


and WHAT is up with the commercial with the sound amplifying headphones?

"you can listen in to other people's conversations..." they proceed to show a woman checking her mailbox and listening into people across the street. then they show a man at the gym listening to two chicks saying how hot he was.

i mean really...


Posted by ChemEnhanced on Sep-06-2007 15:23:


Posted by Ted Promo on Sep-06-2007 15:54:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
i once passed by a truck for an electrical repair company on the freeway that said "Turning you on because we do it without shorts!"

i LOL'd for a good 2 miles after that.


Heh. Hoohoos.


Posted by Omega_M on Sep-06-2007 15:59:

Faux Carolina airs some hilarious commercials aimed at the ignorant and illiterate locals. The commercials are usually very flashy, very loud and incredibly dumb.


Posted by l�cid on Sep-06-2007 16:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Ted Promo
Heh. Hoohoos.

yeah, i laugh at some pretty corny shit. there's a car i always see around the corporate park where my office is located that has custom plates that say "HEH HEH"... and for some reason, it never gets less funny to me.


Posted by Ted Promo on Sep-06-2007 16:01:

quote:
Originally posted by l�cid
yeah, i laugh at some pretty corny shit. there's a car i always see around the corporate park where my office is located that has custom plates that say "HEH HEH"... and for some reason, it never gets less funny to me.



You and I would get along just fine. Ain't gots no qualms with the inexplicably corny.


Posted by Lilith on Sep-06-2007 21:38:


Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Sep-06-2007 21:53:

quote:
Originally posted by AndreaCKY772
that male enlargement commercial... i forget which one it's called

Maxoderm?

That one just makes me cringe in embarrassment at being a member of the sex that falls for that bullshit enough to make it profitable.


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Posted by Dervish on Sep-06-2007 22:00:

There is a company here called W. & D.Ross

dross (drŏs, dr�s) pronunciation
n.

1. Waste or impure matter: discarded the dross after recycling the wood pulp.
2. The scum that forms on the surface of molten metal as a result of oxidation.
3. Worthless, commonplace, or trivial matter: �He was wide-awake and his mind worked clearly, purged of all dross� (Vladimir Nabokov).

Evertime I see one of their vans I think...why not put it the other way round?



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