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Posted by BTG on Sep-13-2007 06:03:

Swiss Chalet = badnews bears

Had some chicken and ribs.

got home 15 mins after, and took a MONDO shit.

It was like tiesto was spinning in my anus, just filthy nasty explosion.

Exhausted, but determined...I had a shower and made my way to my GFs house 40 minutes away.

The drive up had made me cautious of my movements, and weary of things to come.

Got to her house, decided I was ready for a run to Timmys. Got our coffee. We had to go to her house soon after.

14 long floors up the elevator, I reached my destination. Her mother was close by, so I was forced to stay quiet.

Didn't stay quiet. Machine gun fire rattle out of my ass...had to flush several times.

Embarrassed, we quickly went down stairs for a game of pool.

All was well after that, until I arrived back home. Everyone was in bed, lights were off and not a sound was to be heard...but I felt the delicious chicken creeping through my bowels for one final push.

A rumble was felt throuhout the house. Panic. Confusion. Stank.

It is calm here now, 2:00 am. But I am afraid to go to sleep. Who knows what creatures lurk inside my bottom.

Posted by Space Marine on Sep-13-2007 06:07:

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Sep-13-2007 06:07:

Posted by Space Marine on Sep-13-2007 06:08:

>.<

Posted by Spacey Orange on Sep-13-2007 06:09:

please keep us posted.

Posted by Yohan on Sep-13-2007 06:35:

Don't like Swiss Chalet chicken. Their ribs are ok.

Like how you get option for decent sized salads as sides though.

Their spicy fries is just terrible and whoever chose those fries needs to be shot, and then taken outside and beaten with a stick

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-13-2007 06:39:

I tried the spicy fries. I had tears coming down my face..

swiss chalet sauce > sex

Posted by Yohan on Sep-13-2007 06:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I tried the spicey fries. I had tears coming down my face..

Weak

quote:

swiss chalet sauce > sex

Clearly you're not getting quality sex as I don't see how that sauce is anything remotely tasty. Whenever I get that sauce, I throw it out. (though love their rib sauce)

Posted by Space Marine on Sep-13-2007 06:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
swiss chalet sauce > sex

something a fat bitch would say. lol.

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-13-2007 06:42:

ARE YOU NUTS!! That sauce is awesome.

and the fries were really spicy to me. I can handle hot food, and a lot of it but those fries were something else.

Posted by Space Marine on Sep-13-2007 06:43:

Posted by Yohan on Sep-13-2007 06:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Space_Marine
something a fat bitch would say. lol.

I can assure you that Frenchie is not fat.

Well, I haven't seen her in... Shit. Almost a year.

Never mind. She could be 400 she gorilla for all I know.

I think she's avoiding me because she thinks I smell

Posted by Yohan on Sep-13-2007 06:47:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
ARE YOU NUTS!! That sauce is awesome.

Apparently I'm like the minority who doesn't like that sauce.

quote:

and the fries were really spicy to me. I can handle hot food, and a lot of it but those fries were something else.

You want spicy food? Come over to my house. I make you fart flames.

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-13-2007 06:57:

okay!!

and yes im tipping in at 356 I think. Oh and I bathe in the sauce FYI!

Posted by Yohan on Sep-13-2007 07:02:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
okay!!

and yes im tipping in at 356 I think.

You must be reaching Cartman scale of fat ass because you're like what, 5'2" tall?

quote:
Oh and I bathe in the sauce FYI!

lol. you're so incorrigible. <3

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-13-2007 07:04:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilTree
You must be reaching Cartman scale of fat ass because you're like what, 5'2" tall?

lol. you're so incorrigible. <3

Gettin there. I'm tying to get into Guinness book of world records !

Posted by Yohan on Sep-13-2007 07:07:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
Gettin there. I'm tying to get into Guinness book of world records !

Drink lots of bacon fat

And eat lots of poutine. (but that's a given)