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Posted by Subey on Sep-16-2007 14:09:

Chicks dig guys who are in a band

So I've gone and printed up some business cards that read, 'Band Manager' with my name and cell number on them.

I'll send you one for $4.00 CDN plus postage. The way it'll work is like this:

You meet a girl, she's not really into you, so you say, 'Oh did I mention that I'm in a band?'

and she'll say, 'ya I believe you, really I do', all sarcastic like.

That's when you pull out my business card and say, 'here call my manager, he'll prove it'.

And then when they call, I'll totally back you up! Best $4 you ever spent guaranteed. And for an extra $3 I'll say you are gonna be opening for Led Zeppelin on some of their tour dates, not all of them otherwise it'll be too obvious, but a couple!

Posted by DarkAngel on Sep-16-2007 14:13:

LMAO.

Posted by Taranis on Sep-16-2007 14:13:

Haha.

I want to borrow my friends record box one day and lug it into a club and try pass myself off as a DJ just to see how easy it is to pick up.

It's true though. Chicks love dudes who make music.

Posted by nfekted on Sep-16-2007 14:21:

Posted by Omega_M on Sep-16-2007 15:14:

Re: Chicks dig guys who are in a band

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Originally posted by Subey
And then when they call, I'll totally back you up! Best $4 you ever spent guaranteed. And for an extra $3 I'll say you are gonna be opening for Led Zeppelin on some of their tour dates, not all of them otherwise it'll be too obvious, but a couple!

Led Zepplin are doing a one off concert. The band manager should atleast have working knowledge of the scene !

Posted by Fledz on Sep-16-2007 15:17:

I'm not in a band

Posted by the cat on Sep-16-2007 15:31:

ha groupies

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-16-2007 15:36:

i hate bands and managers

Posted by Subey on Sep-16-2007 16:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Taranis
I want to borrow my friends record box one day and lug it into a club and try pass myself off as a DJ just to see how easy it is to pick up.

I'm thinking lugging around a box full of records is a mighty heavy prop!

Posted by Subey on Sep-16-2007 16:01:

Re: Re: Chicks dig guys who are in a band

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
Led Zepplin are doing a one off concert. The band manager should atleast have working knowledge of the scene !

In light of this new information I will reprice that portion of my services from $3 to $2!

Posted by The Drow on Sep-16-2007 16:21:

I really dj and produce and most chicks don't really dig me
LOL nice idea though.

Posted by Omega_M on Sep-16-2007 16:24:

that happens if you are exceptionally ugly.

Posted by The Drow on Sep-16-2007 17:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Omega_M
that happens if you are exceptionally ugly.

Well I'm not. Life just hates me.

Posted by d-miurge on Sep-16-2007 18:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Taranis
Chicks love dudes who make music.

Posted by bas on Sep-16-2007 20:43:

Very 'Flight Of The Conchords'...will the business cards say 'Murray'?

Posted by LoveHate on Sep-16-2007 20:46:

well i am in a band, and i can vouch for that statement.

its a good offer for only 4 bucks!

Posted by Subey on Sep-16-2007 22:33:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Very 'Flight Of The Conchords'...will the business cards say 'Murray'?

Was it a story line on the show? In light of this new information I will reprice my already repriced bonus service from $2 to $1!

Posted by Gauss on Sep-16-2007 22:54:

quote:
Originally posted by LoveHate
well i am in a band, and i can vouch for that statement.

its a good offer for only 4 bucks!

Shut the fuck up.

Posted by bas on Sep-16-2007 23:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Subey
Was it a story line on the show? In light of this new information I will reprice my already repriced bonus service from $2 to $1!

No it just sounds like something that would happen on that show

And Omer, maybe it's the whole leather fetish thing that turns girls off. Or maybe you're a crap dj

Posted by LoveHate on Sep-17-2007 06:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Gauss
Shut the fuck up.

is it that time of the month for you?

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Sep-17-2007 06:40:

Re: Chicks dig guys who are in a band

quote:
Originally posted by Subey
!

I don't buy anything without a guarantee

Posted by idoru on Sep-17-2007 07:42:

Re: Re: Chicks dig guys who are in a band

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
I don't buy anything without a guarantee

Posted by Trance Nutter on Sep-17-2007 12:33:

Free of charge, I can say "I've got a big penis" and its probably just as successful.

Its not successful.

Posted by Lilith on Sep-17-2007 12:34:

It's probably successful for getting you slapped though.

Posted by hiram on Sep-17-2007 14:37:

i think DJs get alot more ass than ppl in bands

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