'Free massage!' guys in Grand Central (NY thread)

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Posted by Akridrot on Sep-22-2007 22:01:

'Free massage!' guys in Grand Central (NY thread)

We've all seen these guys, offering out their cards for a 'free massage' in broad daylight. One day I asked for one when I was goofing around with a female friend of mine. The guy vehemently denied me the card and was really obnoxious about giving it to me. My friend and I laughed this guy off as a crazy fucking bitch and walked away.

But now I've come to realize that something must be up with this shit. They don't EVER give out their cards to younger guys, or women (not from what I've seen). Always older looking men who have money.

If it's a free massage, then why the FUCK does the person receiving it have to look rich? Huh?

I think that they're actually offering sex under the guise of massages! In broad daylight! Do any legitimate massage parlors exist? Anywhere?

I know that massage parlors can be a cover-up, but I always thought that they would be really shady things that you had to discover through a secret network of johns.

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-22-2007 22:08:

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Originally posted by Akridrot
We've all seen these guys, offering out their cards for a 'free massage' in broad daylight. One day I asked for one when I was goofing around with a female friend of mine. The guy vehemently denied me the card and was really obnoxious about giving it to me. My friend and I laughed this guy off as a crazy fucking bitch and walked away.

But now I've come to realize that something must be up with this shit. They don't EVER give out their cards to younger guys, or women (not from what I've seen). Always older looking men who have money.

If it's a free massage, then why the FUCK does the person receiving it have to look rich? Huh?

I think that they're actually offering sex under the guise of massages! In broad daylight! Do any legitimate massage parlors exist? Anywhere?

I know that massage parlors can be a cover-up, but I always thought that they would be really shady things that you had to discover through a secret network of johns.
yes, "massage parlor" is code word for sex. sadly some use sex slaves.

iv never been though....

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-22-2007 22:09:

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Originally posted by nchs09
yes, "massage parlor" is code word for sex. sadly some use sex slaves.

iv never been though....
mmmm that last part makes me sound like i have been fail!

Posted by Akridrot on Sep-22-2007 22:10:

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In still others the prostitutes pay a fee for use of the facilities, with the brothel owner not being involved in the financial transaction between prostitute and client. (Maison de passe, French for "trick house")

* In those countries which restrict or forbid prostitution, the latter provides some level of plausible denial to the facility owner, who often (thinly) disguises the brothel as a massage parlor, bar or similar facility. Allowing such brothels may also be a form of face-saving by politicians who are unwilling or unable to fully enforce laws against prostitution.
wikipedia.org

Also, if you've seen them enough... have any of you noticed this really petite latina with curly, brown hair? I want to bang her so bad. I just hope that none of the guys that are handing out cards with her is her boyfriend or fucks me up if I try to make a move.

Posted by stren on Sep-22-2007 22:10:

mmmm, who wants a body massage ?

mmm body massage

Posted by iammesol on Sep-22-2007 22:11:

Where can I find these Mario

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-22-2007 22:14:

It's probably for ONE free massage and they only pass out the card to people who they think have money for returning massages. duh.

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-22-2007 22:15:

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Originally posted by iammesol
Where can I find these Mario
near that mexican place i told you thats opened 24/7 :P

from what i have heard they are all asian. i dont like asian women

Posted by Akridrot on Sep-22-2007 22:15:

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Originally posted by Frenchie
It's probably for ONE free massage and they only pass out the card to people who they think have money for returning massages. duh.

Look at how naive you are.

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-22-2007 22:17:

I'm not naive at all.

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-22-2007 22:19:

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Originally posted by Frenchie
I'm not naive at all.
Look how naive you are.

Posted by Ripped Bag on Sep-22-2007 23:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
I'm not naive at all.

Wow thats very naive of you

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-23-2007 00:02:

How naive of her.

Posted by Allied Nations on Sep-23-2007 01:23:

She's so naive

Posted by iammesol on Sep-23-2007 01:23:

naieeff

and lololol @ taco place asian hookers

Posted by tubularbills on Sep-23-2007 02:27:

you obviously haven't been to las vegas....

Posted by idoru on Sep-23-2007 02:53:

Re: 'Free massage!' guys in Grand Central (NY thread)

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Originally posted by Akridrot
I think that they're actually offering sex under the guise of massages! In broad daylight!

Get out! I'm appalled that anybody would do that anywhere! I mean, I've never heard of such a thing!

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Originally posted by tubularbills
you obviously haven't been to las vegas....

My parents took us to Vegas a couple of times (great place for a family vacation, huh?) and the first time, when my brother was probably eleven, all of the guys on the street handed the pamphlets to him.

Posted by tubularbills on Sep-23-2007 03:27:

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Originally posted by idoru
Get out! I'm appalled that anybody would do that anywhere! I mean, I've never heard of such a thing!

My parents took us to Vegas a couple of times (great place for a family vacation, huh?) and the first time, when my brother was probably eleven, all of the guys on the street handed the pamphlets to him.

not to mention the little "business" cards that were EVERYWHERE. lol. kinda reminded me of a pizza advertisement. "delievered to your hotel room in 15 mins or its free!"

Posted by idoru on Sep-23-2007 03:29:

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Originally posted by tubularbills
not to mention the little "business" cards that were EVERYWHERE. lol. kinda reminded me of a pizza advertisement. "delievered to your hotel room in 15 mins or its free!"

"Hey, it's 15 and five seconds, looks like I'm fucking for free tonight! ALRIGHT!"

Posted by tubularbills on Sep-23-2007 03:31:

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Originally posted by idoru
"Hey, it's 15 and five seconds, looks like I'm fucking for free tonight! ALRIGHT!"

"now, does this include the STD check @ the free clinic in the morning?"