I now know why america is fux0red!!!

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Posted by aNYthing on Sep-24-2007 00:36:

I now know why america is fux0red!!!

Besides, the obvious - e.g. war, Bush, religious right nutcases and so on... the true reasons behind america's demise are:

5. Viva La Bam
4. Fox News
3. Bears (Colbert was right!)
2. Geico commercials
1. Oreo cookie pizza from dominoes

Just when I thought US of A could not hit a new low, Dominoes proved me wrong. Congratulations, terrorists! you won!

discuss.

Posted by changosanch on Sep-24-2007 00:37:

What the fu_c_k is up with that Oreo pizza crap?

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-24-2007 00:37:

because of threads like this?

Posted by jupiterone on Sep-24-2007 00:39:

You forgot

Congress.

Posted by aNYthing on Sep-24-2007 00:41:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
because of threads like this?

...add to the list: butch, mannish carpetmunchers (like you)!

Thanks for reminding me!

Posted by aNYthing on Sep-24-2007 00:42:

quote:
Originally posted by changosanch
What the fu_c_k is up with that Oreo pizza crap?

Posted by aNYthing on Sep-24-2007 00:43:

quote:
Originally posted by jupiterone
You forgot

Congress.

Ah, they are nuttin' but bunch of foot-tappin toilet dwellers, if y'know what i mean!

Posted by changosanch on Sep-24-2007 00:43:

I know about it. My daughter was also like WTF?

Posted by Frenchie on Sep-24-2007 00:47:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
...add to the list: butch, mannish carpetmunchers (like you)!

Thanks for reminding me!

Well I'm not American so, I don't know where I was included.

but who told you?

Posted by Clovis on Sep-24-2007 00:48:

Neoconservatism hijacking and converting most of the republican party.

Posted by Ripped Bag on Sep-24-2007 00:56:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing

That thing is so fucking good!

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Sep-24-2007 00:59:

1. Life sentences instead of "behind the shed" executions
2. Not Youtubing executions
3. Politicians that fuck up the whole education/educator system (which should be worthy of public execution free on KPBS)

Posted by aNYthing on Sep-24-2007 01:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripped Bag
That thing is so fucking good!

oh yeah?

Posted by aNYthing on Sep-24-2007 04:30:

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quote:
Originally posted by CHORE BOY
Ok you got us on the Oreo cookie pizza shit
Will give that one to you. But America will still stomp your foreigner head in!!!!!!

I am an American, you jackass! Just because I choose to use my head instead of being a thoughtless c*nt, as you are, doesn't mean I don't appreciate this country.

I want it to be better, hence my expression of dislike for retardation that this country is slipping into.

Wake up, halfwit, there's still time to save this country... and it doesn't include "business as usual, go out and buy shit", as the chief idiot in the White House would have you believe.

pfftt... fucking moron. thanks for proving my point about what's wrong with this country.

Posted by Fl@k Monkey on Sep-24-2007 05:48:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing

There needs to be a better word for Ew.

Posted by nchs09 on Sep-24-2007 05:56:

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quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
I am an American, you jackass! Just because I choose to use my head instead of being a thoughtless c*nt, as you are, doesn't mean I don't appreciate this country.

I want it to be better, hence my expression of dislike for retardation that this country is slipping into.

Wake up, halfwit, there's still time to save this country... and it doesn't include "business as usual, go out and buy shit", as the chief idiot in the White House would have you believe.

pfftt... fucking moron. thanks for proving my point about what's wrong with this country.

another thing the united states lacks apparently is manners.

Posted by Domesticated on Sep-24-2007 06:00:

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quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
I am an American, you jackass! Just because I choose to use my head instead of being a thoughtless c*nt, as you are, doesn't mean I don't appreciate this country.

I want it to be better, hence my expression of dislike for retardation that this country is slipping into.

Wake up, halfwit, there's still time to save this country... and it doesn't include "business as usual, go out and buy shit", as the chief idiot in the White House would have you believe.

pfftt... fucking moron. thanks for proving my point about what's wrong with this country.

Hahaha

An American who actually realises just how shitty their country is.

That's rare.

Posted by Clovis on Sep-24-2007 06:10:

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quote:
Originally posted by CHORE BOY
Ok you got us on the Oreo cookie pizza shit
Will give that one to you. But America will still stomp your foreigner head in!!!!!!

Will you do it? Because we don't have any more troops left.

Posted by Spacey Orange on Sep-24-2007 06:14:

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Posted by Clovis on Sep-24-2007 06:20:

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quote:
Originally posted by Spacey Orange

Don't you dare talk about making it better, it's already perfect.

Posted by idoru on Sep-24-2007 06:35:

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quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing
... there's still time to save this country...

There's no way that the states will ever crawl out of the festering shithole they've already dove deep into. I predict an incredibly hard failure resulting in a total loss of "superpower" status which will never again be regained.

You also forget that it's not just America that has these problems. The entire world is full of self-absorbed, ignorant assholes. Humans suck.

Posted by Clovis on Sep-24-2007 06:44:

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quote:
Originally posted by idoru
There's no way that the states will ever crawl out of the festering shithole they've already dove deep into. I predict an incredibly hard failure resulting in a total loss of "superpower" status which will never again be regained.

As long as neoconservatives don't blame this failure on immigration, gays and minimum wage, drag us into WW3 against China, and re-constitute the draft in the process...it might not be too bad...

Posted by Lilith on Sep-24-2007 10:51:

quote:
Originally posted by aNYthing

Say hello to your new friend America

Sugar Diabetes!

Posted by Zoso on Sep-24-2007 11:02:

The answer is clearly "teenagers".

Posted by Domesticated on Sep-24-2007 11:45:

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quote:
Originally posted by idoru
You also forget that it's not just America that has these problems. The entire world is full of self-absorbed, ignorant assholes. Humans suck.

Oh snap!

As much as I hate to be a pessimist, I agree...

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