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Posted by KiNeTiC ENeRgY on Sep-26-2007 16:28:

Marry Our Daughter!

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Posted by Marc Summers on Sep-26-2007 16:28:

lol holy shit

most aren't even 18

Posted by Echo of Silence on Sep-26-2007 16:30:

Aack, Gabriella is only worth 19,995. I wonder what's wrong with her? She's cute! Maybe price goes down as age goes up?

Posted by Yohan on Sep-26-2007 16:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Echo of Silence
Aack, Gabriella is only worth 19,995. I wonder what's wrong with her? She's cute!

The c0r has just bought you, btw.

now cook, slave

Posted by Marc Summers on Sep-26-2007 16:30:

Kimberly was raised from birth knowing that her place in life was to be a good wife and mother and she might as well get started on that now. She knows God put her on Earth to serve her husband like it says in the Bible and we�ve made sure she knows exactly how to do that.

WTF

Posted by Echo of Silence on Sep-26-2007 16:31:

quote:
Originally posted by EvilTree
The c0r has just bought you, btw.

now cook, slave

Yes, milord, lemme make you a sammich!

Posted by iammesol on Sep-26-2007 16:34:

Read the testimonials

Posted by smallSHEEP on Sep-26-2007 16:35:

Damn, most of these bitches are out of my price range. Guess I'll never get married.

Posted by malek on Sep-26-2007 16:38:

One of them is 13 @ 49.995$

Posted by iammesol on Sep-26-2007 16:38:

quote:
Originally posted by malek
One of them is 13 @ 49.995$

Courtney�s grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going. She would prefer to stay close to her large extended southern family and loves farm or at least rural life. She got an A in Home Ec. and has read up on what else would be expected of her as a wife and is looking forward to it.

And she got an A in Home Ec!

Posted by malek on Sep-26-2007 16:39:

Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she�s an Old Soul in a new young body and she�s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?

I think this is jokes and fun

Posted by Marc Summers on Sep-26-2007 16:40:

quote:
�I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn�t have done it without your site!"

�Katrina K., married at 14

he's an okay guy

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Sep-26-2007 16:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
he's an okay guy

Haha! At least she got a brand new car out of the deal!

Posted by Dervish on Sep-26-2007 16:42:

Pfffftttt must be fake!

Posted by malek on Sep-26-2007 16:43:

hahaahahahaha

�Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn�t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We�ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we�re going to marry her off too!"

�Mrs. James P.

Posted by Yohan on Sep-26-2007 16:45:

quote:
Originally posted by Echo of Silence
Yes, milord, lemme make you a sammich!

you will forever call me milord. failure to comply will result in... severe... consequences

BTW, this site is teh funnay

Posted by Moral Hazard on Sep-26-2007 16:50:

I like the how the one who has "had problems with unchristian desires" is only worth $5,995. I suppose you're price goes down once you've been penetrated.

I think we should pool our money and buy the c0r a wife.

Posted by prolikewhoa on Sep-26-2007 16:53:

�Our 15 year old daughter Mary wasn�t very popular and did nothing but mope around the house bringing everybody down, so we decided to marry her off through your site. Now our house is a lot cheerier and we love our new swimming pool and Jaccuzi! We�ve told our youngest that when she turns 15 we�re going to marry her off too!"

�Mrs. James P.

Posted by bas on Sep-26-2007 17:01:

Hail traveler...welcome to September 2007. Our scientists shall aid you in your return to last month...we only hope we can do it in time

Posted by Abercrombie on Sep-26-2007 17:55:

I've had that URL in my status for a month now, wake up ppl.

And yes, it's fake, it's on Snopes like bonzai kittens and manmeat.

Posted by XoxidE on Sep-26-2007 18:11:

lol nu-uh, this cant be real!

Posted by Igaryok on Sep-26-2007 19:07:

quote:
Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she�s an Old Soul in a new young body and she�s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?

LOL

Posted by Omega_M on Sep-26-2007 19:34:

quote:
Originally posted by Marc Summers
lol holy shit

most aren't even 18

It does say in the FAQ that within the United States, girls who are 13 or older can marry with parental permission. But I doubt it.

Posted by DJ Sarah H on Sep-26-2007 19:47:

wow what a retarded site!

Are some parts of the US caught in a time warp or in some weird religious sect, arranged marriages = FAIL

Posted by Yohan on Sep-26-2007 22:39:

Si, it's a joke site

Note that there is no actual 'purchase/buy/order' button

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