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you have to read this thread ( this is why i love tota)

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pms i got :

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me@t k@tie wrote on Today 16:06: quote: Vivid Boy wrote on Yesterday 23:40: not the first deer i killed. i hunt. ask rod rico im known for killing animals. i once strangled a wild dog to death on a camping trip. im a man of nature. love to camp love to hunt quote: me@t k@tie wrote on Today 02:58: [quote] Vivid Boy wrote on Today 20:38: [quote] me@t k@tie wrote on Today 01:37: Did this seriously happen? Or were you joking. :P no it happened. i fucked him up good and are you proud of this?

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There is a difference between hunting a deer with a .22 and running over its head with your car
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I hope you got that call from SPCA.

so much drama in the real world

What about skillton?? We haven't had a troll like that since d!abolic...or Party Princess! Good times.

awesome story eric

Should make a good South Park episode

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So i was driving back from a buddies cottage on sunday night. it was like 9 pm and i was on the 400. Pitch black. i got a car full of drunkin friends and we're fuckin around mooning cars as we drive by typical drunkin shit. I'm telling a joke facing my friend in my backseat (stupid me should have had my eyes on the road) and when i turn back. I see 2 fuckin deer on the road. I slam on the gas and swerve missed one deer but i cracked one in the nose. the dder went flying. i stop the car on the side im like "Holy SHit i just cracked a fuckin deer!". i get out of the car and check out my car huge fuckin dent on my drivers side fender. FUCK. I see the deer on the ground and the other one near it looking at it. we walk over and the one deer runs off. we get closer to the dder and notice the bugger is still alive. hes laying their limp on the ground bleeding on the ground looking at us with these blank eyes. we poke it a few times with this branch we found to make sure its alive. it reacts with a moan so we knew it was alive. we all felt sorry for it and decided we should take it out of its misery because it was basically almost dead but we didnt have anything to end its loife with. i figured it had a broken neck from the impact and if we moved it it would probably pass away. so i tried moving it but fuck those things are heavy. my friends and all started trying to move it and it gave this loud cry. it was still alive. so my friend Mike kicked it once in the head thinking it would put it over. it did shit but moan a bit. so we all started kicking it in the head trying to end its poor life. so here we are 9 pm at night middle of the 400 beating the shit out of this deer. we're all tkaing turns kicking it in the face. my friend comes with a branch he found in the woods and starts whacking it in the head. we stop hitting it and see if its dead. once it again its still moaning! so we started beating it some more and thats when i grab the fuckin stick from kmy friend and jabb it in the fuckin eye. Like i fuckin lodged this mother****** right in there i was hoping it hit his brain. but still not dead. so now we got this branch lodged in its fuckin eye and it wont come out and its yelping like an old man taking a brick shit. we kickit a fewmore times and i finally got the idea just to run over its head with my car. so we line up the car with the wheel right before its head and i hit the gas. and the damn thing wont go over. its head is too big. so i get everyone to jump in my car and i back up and take a running start at it. cruunch. i dont know if its still alive but ill tell u one thing i had to go thru the damn car wash twice to get the blood off. fucked up end to a fucked up weekend. what did u guys do this weekend?

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So i was driving back from a buddies cottage on sunday night. it was like 9 pm and i was on the 400. Pitch black. i got a car full of drunkin friends and we're fuckin around mooning cars as we drive by typical drunkin shit. I'm telling a joke facing my friend in my backseat (stupid me should have had my eyes on the road) and when i turn back. I see 2 fuckin deer on the road. I slam on the gas and swerve missed one deer but i cracked one in the nose. the dder went flying. i stop the car on the side im like "Holy SHit i just cracked a fuckin deer!". i get out of the car and check out my car huge fuckin dent on my drivers side fender. FUCK. I see the deer on the ground and the other one near it looking at it. we walk over and the one deer runs off. we get closer to the dder and notice the bugger is still alive. hes laying their limp on the ground bleeding on the ground looking at us with these blank eyes. we poke it a few times with this branch we found to make sure its alive. it reacts with a moan so we knew it was alive. we all felt sorry for it and decided we should take it out of its misery because it was basically almost dead but we didnt have anything to end its loife with. i figured it had a broken neck from the impact and if we moved it it would probably pass away. so i tried moving it but fuck those things are heavy. my friends and all started trying to move it and it gave this loud cry. it was still alive. so my friend Mike kicked it once in the head thinking it would put it over. it did shit but moan a bit. so we all started kicking it in the head trying to end its poor life. so here we are 9 pm at night middle of the 400 beating the shit out of this deer. we're all tkaing turns kicking it in the face. my friend comes with a branch he found in the woods and starts whacking it in the head. we stop hitting it and see if its dead. once it again its still moaning! so we started beating it some more and thats when i grab the fuckin stick from kmy friend and jabb it in the fuckin eye. Like i fuckin lodged this mother****** right in there i was hoping it hit his brain. but still not dead. so now we got this branch lodged in its fuckin eye and it wont come out and its yelping like an old man taking a brick shit. we kickit a fewmore times and i finally got the idea just to run over its head with my car. so we line up the car with the wheel right before its head and i hit the gas. and the damn thing wont go over. its head is too big. so i get everyone to jump in my car and i back up and take a running start at it. cruunch. i dont know if its still alive but ill tell u one thing i had to go thru the damn car wash twice to get the blood off. fucked up end to a fucked up weekend. what did u guys do this weekend?

kill a deer; write an essay about it

that was a pretty cruel story, btw

The funny... is missing.

You're a sick fuck, Vivid.

I don't know if it's because I'm beyond tired or what, but I just got tears from laughing. Funniest story anyone has posted in ages.

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Originally posted by idoru I don't know if it's because I'm beyond tired or what, but I just got tears from laughing. Funniest story anyone has posted in ages.

its one of the funniest stories ive made up in ages lol

d33r h@><

You did the right thing, but that's horrible

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Originally posted by iammesol You did the right thing, but that's horrible

yeah i also light kittens on fire in my garage with gas and using their head as a flint on sandpaper, for shits n giggles. i find the meowing soothing and it helps me sleep

Next time strangle it if you have no guns in your car. It's the least cruel death cuz it's faster.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy yeah i also light kittens on fire in my garage with gas and using their head as a flint on sandpaper, for shits n giggles. i find the meowing soothing and it helps me sleep

you're trying too hard.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy yeah i also light kittens on fire in my garage with gas and using their head as a flint on sandpaper, for shits n giggles. i find the meowing soothing and it helps me sleep

hey, someone's gotta help control the pet population, amiright?

tota's become more entertaining than COR in the last few days

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Originally posted by afterhrsgurl tota's become more entertaining than COR in the last few days

no

katie WOULD send a PM like that


/collapses on the floor laughing

Great fuckin story vivid. you just made my day

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Originally posted by Frenchie no

not even with all the skillton and jsibilin threads?

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