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So were at my house chillin out after the clubs and miss julia is here and GPC and sweetcandygirl and skizzel and gerard and bullz and well, i'm enjoying my birthday buzz.
so i wanna hear your most "i'm so wasted stories"!!!
i drank 2 bottles of wine and went to see Rank 1 at circus when spundae was still there and i was so "wasted" that i was in the dj booth giving piet shit and putting him in a head lock and just being ridiculously drunk and stupid and there's michelle taking pics and the next day i'm like WTF??? who let me get that drunk and who let me up in the dj booth?? lol, note to self, drinking that much wine= wasted sarah!!!
lol, anyways this seemed funnier in my head than now but i'm sure you guys have way funnier stories than mine so please post them for everyone's reading pleasure 
Lies! I am immune to getting fucked up. I'm at church. 
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| Originally posted by skizzell Lies! I am immune to getting fucked up. I'm at church. |
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| Originally posted by gypsygirl um yeah on your knees praying to the party gods |
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| Originally posted by gehzumteufel I thought being on the knees was your favorite position? |
luv u guys. muah!
I could sit here all day typing out the dumb shit I did before I stopped drinking, but I don't want to go first.
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| Originally posted by Electrophile I could sit here all day typing out the dumb shit I did before I stopped drinking, but I don't want to go first. |
The extra tequilla in that adios I had last night is kickin my ass today...
i thought this was a thread to post one WHILE you were drunk...
Those are good, too bad im sober right now 
I've been fucked up in another country for the last 2 days so I win. (I don't know if it was a competition)
Canadien drinks SUCK though!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love America! 
Randomness FTW! 
Ok, I don't have a funny story, but I have a fucked up story... lol (I guess it's funny now, thinking back)
I went to Nocturnal a couple years ago. I drove up there with my cousins (we took my car). Well, I lost my CAR KEYS early on in the night (keep in mind, we are like 2.5 hours away from home, and I drove)!!!! My friends kept telling me to not let it ruin my night, and that we'll figure things out, and someone will turn the keys in to lost & found. Well, after Nocturnal was over, we went to every security gaurd at the event, asked them if anyone turned in some car keys. They said no. We stayed an hour after Nocturnal was over, trying to look for my keys on the floor (in my fucked up state of mind), but no luck. 
Of course there were no locksmiths opened at like 3am either (not that it would have helped anyway)... so I was pretty much fucked and felt stranded.
Luckily (thank God), Mike Lord lived a couple miles away from Nocturnal at the time, and let me & my cousins take his car to drive ALL they way back home to pick up my spare car keys from my mom, at 5am!!!
Once we picked up my spare keys, we drove ALL the way back to Nocturnal to get my car, then to Mike's house to drop off his car and chill for like 10 minutes, then drove ALL the way back home again.
Wow, what a twilight zone that night/morning was.
*edit* oh ya, and to make things worse, Mike Lord's car stereo was not working at the time, so we had NO music for like 4.5 hours of driving, lol.
That SUCKS! I remember you posted that story a while ago.
a couple of months ago i went to a wine festival. Before we left to the vineyard i went to my friends house where i started off with 3 large glasses of Mimosas, then emptied a powerade and filled with another Mimosa for the road. I died a quick taste test, then between all of us we bought about 12 bottles of wine. We drank them all in about 4 hours (6 people).
While everybody was cheering with their glass, i was cheering with the bottle:
I'm TRASHED by then.
We go back another friend's house, but before that we stop at the liqour store so i by some grey goose. I have some vodka and cranberrys then pass out on a lawn chair.
I hear voice's in my sleep telling me to jump in the pool. I listned to them. So fully clothed i jump in to a FREEZING pool. I then go back to lawn chair to pass out. Apperently i was going into hypotherima since i was shiviering violently without waking up. They take me to a bathroom to get new clothes. I left my glasses on the lawnchair.
I start to stumble back to the backyard, but can't see crap since 1. i'm blind, 2. i'm drunk. I run into a screen door and knock it off. I don't know why, but i start to do the robot.
Oh, somebody stepped on my glasses when i went to change so no i was permanently blind. They all decide to go to a bar. I refuse, so they say they are taking me home. They take me to the bar.
blind, in crappy clothes, and drunk the bar was the perfect choice. I walking around with my hand in front of me like a blind man running into things....It was a great day!
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| Originally posted by Lomeli That SUCKS! I remember you posted that story a while ago. |
so here's what happened when i got too wasted at a bar/club one time...
f*** it! too wasted to remember shit!
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| Originally posted by Orbital32 a couple of months ago i went to a wine festival. Before we left to the vineyard i went to my friends house where i started off with 3 large glasses of Mimosas, then emptied a powerade and filled with another Mimosa for the road. I died a quick taste test, then between all of us we bought about 12 bottles of wine. We drank them all in about 4 hours (6 people). While everybody was cheering with their glass, i was cheering with the bottle: I'm TRASHED by then. We go back another friend's house, but before that we stop at the liqour store so i by some grey goose. I have some vodka and cranberrys then pass out on a lawn chair. I hear voice's in my sleep telling me to jump in the pool. I listned to them. So fully clothed i jump in to a FREEZING pool. I then go back to lawn chair to pass out. Apperently i was going into hypotherima since i was shiviering violently without waking up. They take me to a bathroom to get new clothes. I left my glasses on the lawnchair. I start to stumble back to the backyard, but can't see crap since 1. i'm blind, 2. i'm drunk. I run into a screen door and knock it off. I don't know why, but i start to do the robot. Oh, somebody stepped on my glasses when i went to change so no i was permanently blind. They all decide to go to a bar. I refuse, so they say they are taking me home. They take me to the bar. blind, in crappy clothes, and drunk the bar was the perfect choice. I walking around with my hand in front of me like a blind man running into things....It was a great day! |
here is a story I wrote about in 2005, before I was on TA. I blogged about it.. it was a night at Avalon I will nevAr forget.
The Crystal Method, Adam Freeland and Hybrid... story below:
posted from my Sidekick, walking on the way to Avalon from Hollywood/La brea
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By Chris on April 16, 2005 10:04 PM That's where kristin and I are headed now. She's getting ready and then its time to party. I am in the midst of some alchoholic beverage. Mmmm omg it's gonna be awesome. |
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Saturday night THE UNABRIDGED VERSION! (now with %50 more drunka) By Chris on April 18, 2005 9:26 PM I arrive at Kristins and doh, I forgot the alcohol and my camera, this can't be right. We decide to goto IKEA because she knows what she wants and since my house is only around 20 minutes away we can retreive what I forgot to pack. Sound like a plan. Kristin gets a coffee table and I drive to my house. She meets my parents and the OMFG HUEG CAT!!!!11 it was funny because the neighbors cat is the biggest lardass in the world. TUBBY! We are bumping an Adam Freeland set in the car. :::::arrive @ Kristins, start drinking, setup coffee table. Oh joy, we have somewhere to set our drinks. The Crystal Method, Adam Freeland and Hybrid @ Avalon We start drinking and make plans to walk down Hollywood blvd since it's nice out, 1.5 miles from Fuller and Hollywood to Hollywood and Vine. We walk, and drink, (we put magic juice in our waterbottles, it was the best idea ever!) When we walk up to Avalon it is effing packed! We find out the show is sold out, thats ok, I got tickets online. The guy at the door directs us to the line and we wait about 15 minutes, I pull a steller move and we cut in halfway. Just a few minutes after that, I find out this is the WRONG line, and our line for willcall has NO WAIT! It's tight! We walk in. Crystal Method JUST went on and they are r0x0ring the house, I meet up with my friend Sean. Kristin and I start drinking. We get lost mutiple times but due to the wonders of the Sidekick 2 we find our way. We got totally trashed, holy shit! I ran into some random guy from my work and he bought me another drink, now i'm holding two walking around in a stupor having the time of my life. I lose Kristin somewhere i the crowd and between us both passing out in different places, our AIM conversation looking something like this. Very inebriated conversation ahead, it's impossible to see the keys.... traxors: Omfg adan111222 traxors: Whre u at?? Kiklololol This must have been when Adam Freeland took the stage i luve yew: I'm outside traxors: Okay traxors: Still traxors: I'm next to sean hit me up i luve yew: [AWAY] CRYSTAL METHOD. HYBRID AND ADAM FREELAND!@#$%^&*&^%$#^%&**&^%*&^ meep! traxors: I willll come wof u i luve yew: iim fuckin wrecked i luve yew: ack I think we're all quite the druinka i luve yew: some girl wants me to tell her��of��I'm trashed i luve yew: lol traxors: Omh wjerem whete ate u ???,,,1 i luve yew: [AWAY] CRYSTAL METHOD. HYBRID AND ADAM FREELAND!@#$%^&*&^%$#^%&**&^%*&^ meep! Translation, OMFG I SAY WHERE YOU AT!!!! Adam fucking freeland just took the stage, holy shit I can't see i luve yew: I'm upstairs right stairs i luve yew: I meant left traxors: Whree i luve yew: upstairs ledt stairs i luve yew: trahed traxors: Yeaaaa The night ends like this, some girl starting taking care of Kristin giving her water and shit while I located her on the stairs up left no right. :-D haha After that we KNEW it was time to leave. haha I think it was around 2am I hailed a cab and we got in, the cab driver went the wrong way on Hollywood blvd. for $2.80 and we got back to the apt in time to pass out in our respected places. I had alot of fun, Adam Freeland is the man! Crystal Method pwned the crowd. We never got to see Hybrid because they went ON at 3am. Hybrid comes back to Avalon June 11th 2005. hybrid.the crystal method.adam freeland @ avalon. |
too many to list...
the most recent...
Location = Catalina
When = This past weekend
We were by the caino in the bar at the end of the walkway... (great drinks there) Live music etc...
We ended up friggen dosey-doin to some old Celtic music.... after they close at 6pm we hitch a ride with 4 chicks on a golfcart so the 6 of us squeezing on a golfcart... all monkeyied out of our minds.... I was sitting in the middle of two twins with one arm around each of them is the last thing I can remember about that. we tried to go to the club... never made it.. my chick needed to pray to the Porcelin God... we were down for the count by 8pm.....
fuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkkkkkkeddddddd up!!!!!
GOOD TIMES THOUGH!!!!
my bday when u guys saw me at standard..i blacked out dont remember too much my friends told me i fell they kicked me out and i almost got ran over by a car
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| Originally posted by MASTER AL my bday when u guys saw me at standard..i blacked out dont remember too much my friends told me i fell they kicked me out and i almost got ran over by a car |
you don't wanna hear about my wasted stories...
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| Originally posted by MASTER AL my bday when u guys saw me at standard..i blacked out dont remember too much my friends told me i fell they kicked me out and i almost got ran over by a car |
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| Originally posted by lex400sc you don't wanna hear about my wasted stories... |
going to go with this past saturday... i dont remember the headliner starting. taj closing. seeing friends. seeing my fav go go dancer. puking in the dj booth. going outside. puking outside. passing out in a friends car. 
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| Originally posted by Miss Julia Ok, I don't have a funny story, but I have a fucked up story... lol (I guess it's funny now, thinking back) I went to Nocturnal a couple years ago. I drove up there with my cousins (we took my car). Well, I lost my CAR KEYS early on in the night (keep in mind, we are like 2.5 hours away from home, and I drove)!!!! My friends kept telling me to not let it ruin my night, and that we'll figure things out, and someone will turn the keys in to lost & found. Well, after Nocturnal was over, we went to every security gaurd at the event, asked them if anyone turned in some car keys. They said no. We stayed an hour after Nocturnal was over, trying to look for my keys on the floor (in my fucked up state of mind), but no luck. Of course there were no locksmiths opened at like 3am either (not that it would have helped anyway)... so I was pretty much fucked and felt stranded. Luckily (thank God), Mike Lord lived a couple miles away from Nocturnal at the time, and let me & my cousins take his car to drive ALL they way back home to pick up my spare car keys from my mom, at 5am!!! Once we picked up my spare keys, we drove ALL the way back to Nocturnal to get my car, then to Mike's house to drop off his car and chill for like 10 minutes, then drove ALL the way back home again. Wow, what a twilight zone that night/morning was. *edit* oh ya, and to make things worse, Mike Lord's car stereo was not working at the time, so we had NO music for like 4.5 hours of driving, lol. |
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