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haha this thing is a pisser.. http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page
lol DJ Tiesto
eeny Fur-vest (born January 17, 1969 in Breda, Netherlands) or Ti�sto is one of the world's leading trance DJs. He is the son of Alan Greenspan and is the heir apparent to the title of Wizard of Oz. Tiesto however has chosen to walk the path of light and spread "love and joy" by "feeling the crowd" through being a horse dicsk jockey. Anyway, after Tiesto's last concert @ Edde Sands in Lebanon, the world #1 Dj admitted that the great Lebanese DJ Chris was his all time influence...
vanilla ice
Vanilla Ice (born Kevin "Ice Cold" Federline) was born on January 25th, 1903 on the back of a tricycle. He recieved many Nobel prizes in the early 90's for technological advancement in the field of flowing like a harpoon daily and nightly.
A little known fact about Vanilla is that no matter how many items of clothing he took off, he always remained fully dressed.
Hahahaha.
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Trance
�Its not working!�
~ Marcel Poot on fire
�Trance? Let me listen! Hmmmm... interesting, but it lacks in-...uuhhhhh...can't...think...woowwww...�
~ Oscar Wilde on Armin Van Buuren
Psytrance (non ut bonus ut is adsuesco assuesco exsisto)
The Posford clan's population paste created the real trance we know and love today. (Actually this is not really true, Psy Trance is not Trance at all, but thats a whole other section)
The music itself keeps on evolving since early 90's throughout the globe from Israel and India to Europe and America uniting cultures and bringing people more close to each other.
Trance music consists mainly of frequencies of sound which render the listener incapable of rational thought and causes their muscles to jerk randomly and spasmodically. This is known in "the scene" as "dancing".
There is a remarkable phenomenon in the gender breakdown of "the scene": it is roughly 50/50 male/female, unique among electronica subcultures. Many on the scene style themselves as pixies or faeries. Many others on the scene think this is load of old toss.
In very many cases the music is made by groups of upper class school boys who like to tweak each others knobs.
It is generally accepted that no trance song shall exist without the sound "doof" being included several hundred times.
Trance music has been used as a torturemethod in some Third World countries. The music gives the victim an extreme headache, eventually causing his/her head to explode.
In case you�ve been reading all this, please do not download illegal trance music and play it at full volume. Illegal downloaders will result in the increment of their head diametres.
If you do decide to download illegal trance music please be leet about it and DO NOT use limewire as it is coded in java and normally the quality is really bad.
Do not download trance music off any P2P networks, nor Torrentflux/ninjacentral as it violates international copyright laws.
Dutch trance producers invented the over 3 minutes long breakdowns, where they repetatedly use the "wzzss" sound. Also there's snares often used as creating the "prrrrr".
Later Sasha & John Digweed, about at age 30-40 realised they're adults, and stopped playing the existing trance genres (declared it uncool), and started playing progressive house, which one is a style where they looping a few sounds together, and calling it forward thinking & groundbreaking. For some strange reason Sasha likes to take credit for the 'new' DJ technology that has been around for years now, he gets to program his sets beforehand which leaves more time for the things he really enjoys. They call their style non-commercial and underground because only about the 70% of the music scene listens to it. There are many speculations about they just stopped playing it, because their physical condition do not let them anymore, to keep their hands in the air for 3 56465198711327884 straight minutes of the breakdown. Also noticeable progressive house is actually trance, but they're too snobbish by their minority complex fried lobster with cucumber to use that name for it anymore. They also hate DJ Tiesto because of his connection with Cthulhu.
Arguably Sasha and Digweed are also responsible for progressive house disappearing up its own ass. Playing exclusive tracks for up to 12 months before they are ever fully released to a wanting public. Holding back and delaying the full release is their popular way of building their reputation as innovators until such time the fans simply give up waiting and move on.
After the death of thoose trance styles, Marco V. kept experimenting with sounds & presenting himself as a baldhead nobleman from Chinese Nation of Word Domination and Roasted Eggplants. The most noticable from his career, he added pprrr-brrr-grrrm-vrr-wRR in his songs, calling himself a GODD. He also discovered if he mixes techno with trance it should be called techtrance, since Polka was already in use by DJ Tiesto.
tathi:
he rapes and rapes and rapes.
Best ones on there where Super AIDS and I was fairly fond of Kitten Huffing
lol justin timberlake
Justin Pubeface Timberlake (Also known as 'Justin Wan Abee Timberland, or just "wanna be black"' 'Just In Time By Like 15 Seconds' and 'That Knobhead Whatsislake. Tinder or Something... Yeah Him') (thinks he was born in Bronx, New York actaully from Memphis, Tennessee) is a dickhead.
Christopher Walken
Founder of all three monotheistic religions as well as agnosticism, and more cowbellism and the original prophet of the Church of Walkentology, Christopher Walken, whose name is an anagram for God, is the oldest living human being. Currently residing two kilometers below the Earth's crust, Walken lives in complete solitude. However, every three years, he surfaces to feed on discarded fetal tissue and appear in a feature film.
techno
In the future, we will all be fed techno intravenously.
Important electronic devices commonly used in techno production:
VoIP
Flux Capacitor
Atari 2600
Audi A3
Siemens H8 Washmachine
Mammoth-trains
Combination of a USB vibrator and oscilating crop circles
Zombies
Michael Jackson
Trash Cans
Chimpanzee
sif make a mockery of Gouryella! Blashempy!!
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| With Ferry, Tiesto began to record his first trance hits. Due to Ferry's speach impediment, and Tiesto's knack for being an asshole, their group was titled "Grrmyllya" when Corsten was trying to say: "GOD YOUR PEE IS YELLAH!" The result were several releases, including: Lygygmah, Tnshy, Nylymly, Drmylymya, Dfkdjya and several other unpronouncable names. 10 seconds after Ferry and Tiesto released their last single, the group immediately split up due to Cthulhu eating Corsten.Of course, we don't have any idea what that means. None. |
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| Originally posted by Aesthetic lol justin timberlake Justin Pubeface Timberlake (Also known as 'Justin Wan Abee Timberland, or just "wanna be black"' 'Just In Time By Like 15 Seconds' and 'That Knobhead Whatsislake. Tinder or Something... Yeah Him') (thinks he was born in Bronx, New York actaully from Memphis, Tennessee) is a dickhead. |
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| Britney Spears �A man can be happy with any woman as long as she's not this crazy cow.� ~ Oscar Wilde on Britney Spears �LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!� ~ A "Tear Eyed" Chris Crocker on Britney Spears �Winner of the Worst Parent award, move over Alec Baldwin!� ~ Master Toto Britannica "Britney" Spears also known as Virgney Sperms was born the lovechild of JFK and Marilyn Monroe and is considered to be one of the world's greatest intellectuals, though she isn't. Spears is perhaps the least talented singer, but most famous stripper in the world. Considered to be one of the true talents and great thinkers (she holds both a Masters degree from the Eastman School of Music and a PhD (phailing dickhole) from N.T.I.,(non talented international) where she learned how to shoot laser beams from her eyes. Given her untalented stuff Britney also holds a master's degree in SinginLikeALizardOlogy ... John Howard �Are those your eyebrows or are you just happy to see me?� ~ Oscar Wilde on John Howard �Do as I say or you're going back to the ghetto� ~ George Bush on John Howard �Holy shit! That guy looks like Mr Sheen!� ~ Chopper Reed on John Howard John "Coward" Howard is a noble leader in international politics, often mentioned in the same sentence as "likes to lick George Bushes Anus" and "has a habit of letting refugees die." "to stop john we must erect a defence force so hard and fast they wont even no their defences have been penetrated till the after battle climax" .....Angus the all mighty. John Howard has also been known to make poor decisions as regard to his facial hair. His eyebrows have been genetically engineered never to come off, and he often has trouble seeing because of them, mistaking George Bush's arse for his face. |
haha awesome page
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| Melbourne (Melburnus cumulonimbus) is a city in Australia, best known for being the cloudiest and most arty-farty sophisticated city in the entire world. Even more than Artfartville, Kentuckistan. It was invented in 1835 by Batman himself, who bargained with the local Aboriginal leaders and bought all the land in the area, in exchange for three blankets, a handful of semen and a broken iPod. Melbourne is often known as AC/DCburg outside of Australia. |
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| Originally posted by Aesthetic lol justin timberlake Justin Pubeface Timberlake (Also known as 'Justin Wan Abee Timberland, or just "wanna be black"' 'Just In Time By Like 15 Seconds' and 'That Knobhead Whatsislake. Tinder or Something... Yeah Him') (thinks he was born in Bronx, New York actaully from Memphis, Tennessee) is a dickhead. |
encyclopediadramatica is funnier, imo.
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| Originally posted by Taranis encyclopediadramatica is funnier, imo. |
This has been around for ages, there used to be a funny one on ice.
* Astronomical misunderstanding leads to people attempting to buy Kuiper belt
hahaha
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| Originally posted by -=M=- moar 4chan pls XD |
haha 
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