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LOLCat Bible Translation Project

http://www.lolcatbible.com/

This is the epitome of someone with too much time on their hands, but it's fun to waste a few minutes reading.

And the fact that they made Ceiling Cat into God really made that whole situation (the Ceiling Cat situation, that is) funny to me for the first time.

So yeah, I'm not sure whether I find this all that funny or not, but it's novelty and time-wasting potential certainly deemed it worthy of a thread in c0r.

its always funny when u make fun of religion.

some good lulz to be found in there.

Heh. Yeah.

Jesus Christ

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An' Ceiling Cat said unto noah, teh end ov all flesh iz come before me; 4 da earth iz filld wif violence thru them; an', behold, im gonna destroy them wif teh earth. I should haev kept it in Beta lawnger .

lol

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n dey wuz all leik �rawr! we iz waiz d00ds from teh Eats! Lol but srsly wear iz teh new leet king j00 dat got borned? In teh eats we wuz in nait timez and omg der wuz dis star in a invisible plane n it saied to us �go to Jerusalem n find leet king j00 that got borned, but do not eated him jus be like hey leet king j00 you pwn srsly. k?� so ya wer is he?�

from matthew 2.2


LOL what!?

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Luke 12 41 Peter ax, "Ceiling Cat, wtf? R u talking to lolcats or to all ppl?" 42 Ceiling Cat sed, "Boss cat givz teh kitteh cheezburgers 4 all and goed." 43 "If kitteh not eated all cheezburgerz," 44 "Boss cat gets hoem and sez, 'KITTEH GETS ALL MAH CHEEZBURGERS!" 45 "But if kitteh sez 'Boss cat goed, me eat all his cheezburgerz,' and eated them, and then kitteh rollz all in catnip," 46 "Boss cat goes SURPRIZ!!!!! IZ HOEM EARLY!!!! KITTEH GO SITS IN LITTER BOX!!!!" 47 Teh kitteh who noes not to eated all cheezburgerz and eated all cheezburgers goe sit in litter box. 48 Kitteh who not noes not to eated all cheezburgers and eated all cheezburgers goe sit in litter box a little whilez. Kitteh who gots many cheezburgerz, gets axed lots, an from kitteh who gots much trusted, much more axed too, lol.

great find rob. kept me entertained at work all day!

I've just found this website, so instead of making a new thread I'll simply post here.

Anyway, what I wanted to say is.... I've had a laugh of the day.

It would be moderately funny, but they did it for the entire fucking bible.

I mean,

RJT seems to be posting a lot of 'timewaster' threads recently.

how's the new job going?

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Originally posted by noikeee It would be moderately funny, but they did it for the entire fucking bible. I mean,

@ the smily

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN RJT seems to be posting a lot of 'timewaster' threads recently. how's the new job going?

This thread is a year old.

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Originally posted by Gauss This thread is a year old.

im not very smart.

Romans 16:3

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Oh hai Priscilla and Aquila, my kittehs in Ceiling Cat. They almost gets eated for me, srsly!

Awesome!

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Teh Towur ov Babel 1 And all uv de Urf was lolcatspeekinkz usin' lolcats werdz. 2 Whial teh menz be movin' eest, they finded vallee in teh land uv Shinar an sitted ther. 3 Dey sed "hai, letz maek teh brix an make 'em harrd wif fire." So dey uzed brix for ston an bitumen (wtf izzat?) for mortar. 4 Den dey sed "hai, letz maek reel tall towerz for us so we be togethr forevr!" 5 So, Ceiling Cat comeded down an saw teh men an ther towerz. 6 Den Ceiling Cat sez "Oh noes, if they all togethr after mah hi spot, they gonna get mah hi spot! 7 I gots'ta confuzzle 'em and stop 'em!" 8 Dat's wai Ceiling Cat pwned 'em an dragd 'em away from ther towerz. Dey stop buldin' after dat. 9 So teh towerz wuz calld Babel cuz Ceiling Cat made teh men babbul ther befor movin' dem.

Better than the original

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Originally posted by Lira Better than the original

Damn. It really is.

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

My Ceiling Cat.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN RJT seems to be posting a lot of 'timewaster' threads recently. how's the new job going?

Fucking slowly.

And just to throw it out there before someone figures it out (if anyone hasn't yet), I basically have nothing but time on my hands and absolutely no friends or money with which to do anything in the city where I live these days.

Hence the absurd amount of shit spewing from me into c0r as of late.

I don't like it any better than any of you do.

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3: At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.

Amen 4 srs.

Teh baptizum of Jebus!

13 Den Jebus caem from Gallalee, to has baptizm from John14 But John was all "Ur doin it rong, j00 needz to baptize me"

15 And Jebus answered sayin "STFU and baptize me n00b" and John did.

16 Wen he was baptized he gtfo of teh water and, ZOMG, teh ceilinz opened up and teh Spirit of Ceiling Cat caem down liek a duv and landeded on him17 And, ZOMFGWTF, a voice from heven sayed "Hai guise, dis my son, and I tink he teh leet"

1 Kings 1

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1 k guys, King David was teh oldz, n his doodz were all, "You can has blanket?" NO WAI, he still couldn't warm his harbl 2 Then they were all, "You can has virgin? Be all Cats in Racks and get a warm harbl." 3 Srsly, guys, Abishag was teh cutez, and David can has her. 4 But from all the fappin', Abishag was leik invisible bike to him. 5 Adonijah, saiz wordz, he can has Kingship? Leik 50 kittehs follow leik it's Caturday. 6 That doodz dad was never liek, "REGICIDE: SERIOUS BUSINESS!" an that dood was cutez kitteh. Srsly. 7 Srsly, leik two moar dudez saiz, "He can has Kingship?" (Joab the son of Zeruiah, and with Abiathar, srsly)

I love the bible but this is just awesome.

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