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Posted by nchs09 on Oct-20-2007 20:19:

bathroom etiquette...

mostly for guys. if you are taking a piss on the pisser, is it ok to fart? because i dont like going in the toilet when i just have to piss. so its ok to fart while you are just taking a piss or not?

Posted by Marc Summers on Oct-20-2007 20:24:

i look down at my neighbor when i'm pissing

Posted by Ygrene on Oct-20-2007 20:26:

If I know I have to fart, I go to a stall. I think it's pretty uncouth to do it while someone is standing next to you.

Having said that, I had to pee really bad one day in college and ran into the dorm bathroom. I went to the urinal and there was a guy across the room at another urinal. I started peeing and ripped a giant fart. So loud that I just started laughing. I tried to apologize to the other guy but I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. So this poor guy just watched me run into the bathroom, start peeing, rip a giant fart, and start laughing uncontrollably, all without saying a word. Wherever he is today I'm sure he thinks I'm a retard. One of the most hilarious farts I've ever let.

If there is a heaven and I can go back and look at certain events in my life, I'd like to go back and view that fart again.

Posted by Chris Crossland on Oct-20-2007 20:30:

Posted by Direct on Oct-20-2007 20:34:

I like to fart in my hand and smell it. Someday i will fart in a jar and try to sell it on ebay. stay tuned....

Posted by nchs09 on Oct-20-2007 20:36:

quote:
Originally posted by Direct
I like to fart in my hand and smell it. Someday i will fart in a jar and try to sell it on ebay. stay tuned....
buttercup

Posted by Lira on Oct-20-2007 20:46:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
If I know I have to fart, I go to a stall. I think it's pretty uncouth to do it while someone is standing next to you.

Having said that, I had to pee really bad one day in college and ran into the dorm bathroom. I went to the urinal and there was a guy across the room at another urinal. I started peeing and ripped a giant fart. So loud that I just started laughing. I tried to apologize to the other guy but I couldn't because I was laughing so hard. So this poor guy just watched me run into the bathroom, start peeing, rip a giant fart, and start laughing uncontrollably, all without saying a word. Wherever he is today I'm sure he thinks I'm a retard. One of the most hilarious farts I've ever let.

If there is a heaven and I can go back and look at certain events in my life, I'd like to go back and view that fart again.

Anyway, if I were him, I'd probably laugh along

Posted by Spacey Orange on Oct-20-2007 20:50:

it's rude...NOT TO.

Posted by Sushipunk on Oct-20-2007 22:20:

Posted by L.E.N. on Oct-20-2007 22:25:

Posted by Clovis on Oct-20-2007 22:27:

I go to the bathroom @ work just to fart. If no one is around I just rip it anywhere in there, but otherwise, into the toilet.

Posted by Cloudburst on Oct-21-2007 02:32:

Don't pee in the shower where you're in it together with your gf.

Posted by civicstyle on Oct-21-2007 02:52:

wow i feel dumber now

Posted by chach on Oct-21-2007 03:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
Don't pee in the shower where you're in it together with your gf.

Haha why I uses to find that hilariously funny to me.

Posted by jastiC on Oct-21-2007 03:09:

quote:
Originally posted by Cloudburst
Don't pee in the shower where you're in it together with your gf.

why not?

Posted by chach on Oct-21-2007 03:11:

quote:
Originally posted by jastiC
why not?

Serioulsy who doesn't like being peed on.

Posted by jastiC on Oct-21-2007 03:13:

quote:
Originally posted by chach
Serioulsy who doesn't like being peed on.

+1

Posted by Zewad on Oct-21-2007 04:48:

Posted by Ian on Oct-21-2007 09:39:

i always use the "stall" (or cubicle as we call it) for even just peeing. It's way easier.

my 'funny' to add to the thread, a few weeks ago I was in town & had to pee so I go into the bathrooms and there's obviously someone in the adjacent one cos a foul stench is being let off, like a slow chemical weapon, and the piped in music turns to..

Do you have to let it linger? Do you have to, do you have to,
Do you have to let it linger?

Thankfully i was actually going at the time else i'd probably have pissed myself.

Posted by Ygrene on Oct-21-2007 12:56:

quote:
Originally posted by Zewad
... if you were that ashamed of stuff you did in college then you shouldnt have gone to Purdue..

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!

Posted by Gauss on Oct-21-2007 13:36:

I always go to a stall, I guess it's a matter of habit.
Also, I noticed I usually fart when I take a piss at home, it rarely happens in public toilets.

Posted by Mr. Pink on Oct-21-2007 15:03:

Ygrene, that's hilarious

i've done the same thing a few times....

...such is life.

Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-21-2007 15:09:

i try to make em silent.

my funny fart story. I was coming back to vegas with my g/f from our WMC trip. We were waiting in the line for security and were in this old stuffy non-vented room. well I let out a silent burner that smelled sooo bad. people in the line next to us started reacting, and I did the only thing I could think....

....blame the old man in front of us! he wasn't reacting, and if you didnt smell it, you will get blamed! People were choking, coughing, covering up, it was fabulous. I waited til we were home to tell my g/f it was me