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I got pwned by a three year old.
My wife and I went out to lunch with a friend of mine today. He brought his kid so that his wife, who has a cold, could get some sleep. The kid is just barely three years old. We decided that pizza would be a good choice so we headed out to the local parlor.
We ordered a 16" pizza with split toppings, a family size Caesar salad, three sodas, and juice for the kid. The waitress bought us our drinks a few minutes later and the kid looked at his dad and said, "Why didn't I get soda?" His dad responded, "Because."
The kid's retort?
"That's not a good answer."
I, thinking that I could help, told him, "The sugar in soda isn't good for you, little guy."
I don't think anyone in the immediate vicinity would have ever expected in a million years to hear what the little bastard said to me next.
"I'm not little. And I was talking to my dad, doo-doo head, not you. If I wanted you to talk, I would have talked to you."
I repeat - he is just barely three years old.
The man sitting with his wife at the booth across from ours sprayed the water he was drinking everywhere, his wife cried from laughing so hard, my wife damn near fell out of her seat, the kid's dad sat there staring with his mouth open in utter disbelief, and I turned five or six shades of red.
So, like I said: I got pwned by a three year old.
How much did he tip?
What a little shit.
Kids like that deserve a sharp kick up the arse, that'll learn 'em some manners.
You know what wouldn't surprise me at all? If you just made every detail of that entire story up.
That just seem to be what you do; make stories up and then come here and make threads about them.
That's classic!
That said, yes, what a little shit.
lol. bwhaha
You shoulda told the little fuker "at least i get pussy and you dont bitch".
that always shuts them up.
You should have got that little fucking bratt and...
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| Originally posted by RJT |
Also, that story is complete bullshit and you are a pathetic lame.
wwu.punisher finally got his own big surprise.
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| Originally posted by Omega_M wwu.punisher finally got his own big surprise. |
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| Originally posted by Spacey Orange |
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| Originally posted by Direct |
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| Originally posted by Spacey Orange |
Wait wait wait....you have a wife? SURPRISE?
i really don't belive that story. sorry.
not saying that the whole story is just made up...but i'm pretty sure the kid said somthign more like:
"i wasn't talking to you"
and you tried to make it bigger and better.
but there's no way anyone will prove either argument, so we all fail.
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| Originally posted by RJT You know what wouldn't surprise me at all? If you just made every detail of that entire story up. That just seem to be what you do; make stories up and then come here and make threads about them. |
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| Originally posted by bryanflint Change the title to "I just got pwned by a DJ in a red cat suit?" |
in his defense, my nephew dished out some serious pwnage when he was 3... both of them actually
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| Originally posted by Spacey Orange |
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| Originally posted by RJT You know what wouldn't surprise me at all? If you just made every detail of that entire story up. That just seem to be what you do; make stories up and then come here and make threads about them. |
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| Originally posted by Ian Next thing, it'll be Santiago Nino's kid, and punisher ordered him a soda but he didn't pay for it. |
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| Originally posted by Ian Next thing, it'll be Santiago Nino's kid, and punisher ordered him a soda but he didn't pay for it. |
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