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Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-22-2007 17:10:

I need help creating my exam!!

So I alwasy stick in funny names in the questions of my exams, for example....

quote:

Dr. Ernie McCracken obtained the G.P.A from every college student on campus from the administration building. Descriptive statistics were run on these numbers. A researcher named Roy Munson then samples from the college students to obtain their G.P.A. He then runs descriptive statistics on his sample.

quote:

Lloyd Christmas was interested in the happiness of students. So he obtained a sample of students and administered a happiness measure. Here is the raw data:

I've also used paris hilton, OJ Simpson...etc etc. you get the point.

well I need more funny names to put on these exams. So I come to you CORe, I need names that are in the current media, in older amazing movies, anything that will be laughable.

Posted by RJT on Oct-22-2007 17:11:

Bob Loblaw

Posted by Moral Hazard on Oct-22-2007 17:14:

Dirk Digler
Boner Stabone
Alex P. Keaton (especially funny if the question pertains to parkinsons or any other neurological disorder)
Arthur Fonzarello
Jules Winfield

Posted by Jackson on Oct-22-2007 17:15:

Santiago Nino
Nou
Mike Hawk

Posted by RJT on Oct-22-2007 17:16:

Dr. Alden Cockburn

Edit: Also, Biff Wellington.

Posted by XaNaX on Oct-22-2007 17:16:

google and the Simpsons are your friend:

Al Coholic
Oliver Clothesoff
Jacques Strap
Mike Rotch
Hugh Jass
Amanda Huggenkiss

Posted by Jackson on Oct-22-2007 17:17:

Dr Cock Van Oosterhout (A lecturer at my Uni)

Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-22-2007 17:19:

quote:
Originally posted by Moral Hazard

Alex P. Keaton (especially funny if the question pertains to

ohh so cruel, yet laughable!

bonus points for including a scenario. hehe. and remember, I am handing these to students, I am the teacher, and obvious cock reference is frowned upon. I used ernie mcCracken cause he is a character in Kingpin.

Posted by Domesticated on Oct-22-2007 17:21:

Can you really beat good old "Mike Hunt"?

No, you cannot.

Posted by RJT on Oct-22-2007 17:22:

Aldon Cockburn is real you smelly dickhead.

See if I ever try to help you again!

Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-22-2007 17:24:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
Aldon Cockburn is real you smelly dickhead.

See if I ever try to help you again!

you spelt it AldEn up there, thats what offended me!!!

hehe.

Posted by RJT on Oct-22-2007 17:26:

He spells it differently depending on his mood

It's AldOn when he's feeling frisky, and when I tell him how much you hate his name you can believe me, he'll be feeling mighty frisky.

Storm's a brewin, Boomer, and the only question left is whether or not you have enough potable drinking water to survive.

Posted by jonze on Oct-22-2007 17:34:

what class do you teach? hard to come up with scenarios when we don't know the subject matter.

dirk digler
betty humpter
patrick bateman
mush mouth
captain planet
...you can also use a lot of wrestler's names like Tatanka, Val Venus

Posted by Moral Hazard on Oct-22-2007 17:36:

quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
...you can also use a lot of wrestler's names like Tatanka, Val Venus

I don't think he wants his students to think he's a looser.

Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-22-2007 17:37:

i'll take potent potables for $500.

Dr. Paris Hilton got some chucks last exam...i need to tie the name to a story...

hhmmmmm

Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-22-2007 17:39:

quote:
Originally posted by jonze234
what class do you teach? hard to come up with scenarios when we don't know the subject matter.

dirk digler
betty humpter
patrick bateman
mush mouth
captain planet
...you can also use a lot of wrestler's names like Tatanka, Val Venus

oh yea, its for a statistics course. My questions basically are: Some researcher is interested in finding out if a drug works (any drug), if a drug has an effect on behavior. any kind of psychological experiment.

Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-22-2007 17:48:

i got scenarios.

quote:

A biopsychologist named __________________ studies the role of the brain chemical serotonin in aggression. One sample of rats serves as a control group and receives a placebo. A second sample of rats receives a drug that lowers brain levels of serotonin. Then _____________________________ tests the animals by recording the number of aggressive responses each of the rats display. The data are presented below

quote:

A nutrition store in the mall is selling �Memory Booster� which is a concoction of herbs and minerals that is intended to improve memory performance. To test the effectiveness of the herbal mix, Kevin Federline obtains a sample of n = 16 people and has each person take the suggested dosage each day for 4 weeks. At the end of the four-week period, each individual takes a standardized memory test.

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Oct-22-2007 17:50:

How about :

Anita Knapp - sleep apnea?
Barb E. Dahl
Harry Pitts
Eric Shinn
Ella Vader
Hugh Jorgan

Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-22-2007 17:58:

quote:
Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix
How about :

Anita Knapp - sleep apnea?

that is gold! i keep lolin

Posted by Scoops on Oct-22-2007 18:12:

Bob Sacamano
Jay Reimenschneider
Todd Gakk
Joel Rifkin
Joe Mayo

Posted by nchs09 on Oct-22-2007 18:15:

applied questions suck. just make them memorize deinitions... make it easy on us students

Posted by RJT on Oct-22-2007 18:23:

How about Duaney Duaney?

Posted by mezzir on Oct-22-2007 18:55:

i'm +1'ing Bob Loblaw

Posted by Boomer187 on Oct-22-2007 18:58:

Are you a corporate executive facing these or other charges? You don't need double talk! You need Bob Loblaw! After all, why should you go to jail for a crime somebody else noticed?

Posted by Protege on Oct-22-2007 19:09:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
Bob Loblaw

winner, seriously.

If you could use Bob Loblaw's Law Blog somehow, that would be awesome.

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