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Posted by Saka on Nov-05-2007 20:56:

Multiple stab wound study shows shocking results

Study: Multiple Stab Wounds May Be Harmful To Monkeys

Posted by Chris Crossland on Nov-05-2007 21:50:

How the FUCK can you just go up to a monkey and stab/punch it?

What's wrong with people?

Posted by Gauss on Nov-05-2007 22:00:

3000 monkeys stabbed 7-9 times? That's fucking brutish.
I mean, "huge step forward"?
That bitch and everyone else involved in that "study" should die a slow, painful death.
For fuck's sake, where is this world going?

Posted by glass on Nov-05-2007 22:15:

Really amazing work, look forward to future study's.

Posted by Chris Crossland on Nov-05-2007 22:21:

I'd like to stab whoever is funding this garbage. Honestly, how does this help anyone? Your getting stabbed... of course you not going to live longer...

Posted by Massive84 on Nov-05-2007 22:22:

vWTF...boiling?

These people should be burned allive. I want to do it with pleasure and am not even an Animal greenpeace freak.

Whats the point in this freaking study?

Posted by UWM on Nov-05-2007 22:22:

Hi.

*farts*

This is from the Onion.

Posted by iclone on Nov-05-2007 22:25:

lol i <3 monkey babies and zee onion

Posted by Lira on Nov-05-2007 22:25:

quote:
Originally posted by Gauss
3000 monkeys stabbed 7-9 times? That's fucking brutish.

I read "That's fucking British"... but I don't think chavs would be able to come up with such study

Posted by iclone on Nov-05-2007 22:26:

quote:
Originally posted by Lira
I read "That's fucking British"... but I don't think chavs would be able to come up with such study

moar burberry!

Posted by glass on Nov-05-2007 22:31:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Hi.

*farts*

This is from the Onion.

Well you just ruined my afternoon entertainment.

Posted by Fait on Nov-05-2007 22:31:

Breaking news!

Fake news!

stop getting your panties in a bunch people

Posted by bas on Nov-05-2007 22:32:

quote:
Originally posted by Massive84
Whats the point in this freaking study?

Are you THAT dense? To determine the effects of multiple stab wounds. Personally I'd rather they test this type of dangerous activity on monkeys than people. Very important work being done.

Posted by 3F05Q on Nov-05-2007 22:34:

Holy crap that's funny. I do hope most of you realize that this is "The Onion".

My recent favorite:

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

"A record crowd of 3000 people came out to not see the ninjas."

Posted by UWM on Nov-05-2007 22:37:

The best Onion header ever was "Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game".

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-05-2007 22:40:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
The best Onion header ever was "Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game".

Holy rofl. I need to bookmark the Onion; I only make it over there like every 3 weeks or so.

Posted by iclone on Nov-06-2007 01:57:

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahha @ monkey punching!

Posted by bas on Nov-06-2007 02:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Holy rofl. I need to bookmark the Onion; I only make it over there like every 3 weeks or so.

Add it as an RSS feed

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-06-2007 02:04:

LOL one of the advertisements:

"In Baltimore Maryland, inner city youth program promotes tolerance with 'Racism is gay' campaign"

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Nov-06-2007 02:17:

I imagine this is the Onion's response to other "Humanity didn't need this to be researched in depth" studies such as Why Men are Attracted to Bouncing Breasts, which was posted here a couple of weeks ago.

Posted by Ygrene on Nov-06-2007 02:19:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
Bouncing Breasts

Link?

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Nov-06-2007 02:23:

quote:
Originally posted by Ygrene
Link?

i guess the study was wrong, but breasts are the most important part
http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...highlight=study

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-06-2007 02:29:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Hi.

*farts*

This is from the Onion.

LoL. I'm always amazed when people post these stories, when the source is plastered all over it. Fucking unobservant morons.

Posted by bas on Nov-06-2007 02:31:

Clovis has a book of a bunch of Onion articles. One of them has the headline, "Studies show, babies are stupid."

Posted by Silky Johnson on Nov-06-2007 02:34:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Clovis has a book of a bunch of Onion articles. One of them has the headline, "Studies show, babies are stupid."

Ahahahahaha!

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