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So what exactly is Miracle Whip?
Besides the most sinful tasting condiment I can possibly imagine?
Miracle Whip is a salad dressing and sandwich spread that was invented in Salem, Illinois at Max Crosset's Cafe. It was originally called Max Crossett's X-tra Fine Salad Dressing. Crosset sold it to Kraft Foods in 1931 for $300 (approximately $4000 in 2006 dollars)[1][2] Kraft still manufactures it today. It is advertised as having the taste of mayonnaise with half the fat. Kraft Foods has recently changed the formula of Miracle Whip. This "new formula" utilizes less soybean oil, making for a "water-based" Miracle Whip.
Since when did they release the dossier concerning the proposed miracle?
miracle whip is all kinds of nasty.
way better than mayo.
don't forget the zip!
Miracle whip is nasty... Mayo or nothin'
I can't eat a sandwich without it. I don't do butter or margarine so it's got to be miracle whip. Hellmann's is only for my fries.
I don't like neither. Hold the mayo on anything, this way I know the mayo is not 'home made' in my restaurant sandwitch, if you get my drift.
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| Originally posted by Abercrombie I don't like neither. Hold the mayo on anything, this way I know the mayo is not 'home made' in my restaurant sandwitch, if you get my drift. |
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| Originally posted by Zoso Oh, I *fapfapfap* totally get *fap* what you're *grunt* getting at *fap* man. |
Best I could find...
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| miracle whips It's the newest craze sweeping Milwaukee "The Miracle Whip". When your girlfriend/boyfriend jacks you off onto your hand, then (useing the same hand) you slap your partner across the face their tears should combine with your ejaculate as it runs down the face. At this point you should be laughing at her/him, Bwah, Ha, Ha!!! I'm really disappointed that you made my hand hurt after I performed the Miracle Whips. |
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| Originally posted by gehzumteufel miracle whip is all kinds of nasty. |
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| Originally posted by xtr3m Best I could find... http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=miracle+whips |
also, i find Miracle Whip / mayo / sour cream / plain yogurt / anything white and gooey incredibly disgusting.
i will eat cajun mayo on sandwiches though. i just don't see the point of all that gooey stuff unless it's got some flavor or spice to it.
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| Originally posted by xtr3m Best I could find... http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=miracle+whips |
'Easy Cheese' still remains the most disgusting condiment that's been invented to date, Miracle Whip is still fairly horrific on it's own though.
the only thing mayo is good for is fries 
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| Originally posted by nchs09 the only thing mayo is good for is fries |
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| Originally posted by Ygrene You smoke crack bro! The original Burger King chicken sandwich + mayo was the best cracked out sandwich I ever did eat. |
Death!
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| Originally posted by nchs09 i ask for it with out mayo :P |
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| Originally posted by xtr3m Best I could find... http://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...m=miracle+whips |
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| Originally posted by nchs09 the only thing mayo is good for is fries |
god Miracle Whip is disgusting. It's like Robotussin + mayo + Mountain Dew game fuel.
I don't think we get Miracle Whip here. But fake mayo sounds...pretty feral. Or does it taste like something else?
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