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another freestyle post?

Yes it is

who wants to go first?

What is a "freestyle post?"

you're white.. check the mirror.. you dig it?

here we go here we go, i grew up in a town in illinois, been dreamin of rappin ever since i was a little boy, now that i have arrived lets jump for joy.....PST PST PST PST PST PST now i take a hit of my bowl while i sing from my soul, i look to the left, i look to the right, and see there aint a copper in sight, so i take another hit as i see fit, and then pop some ecstasy.


wait am i doing it right

quote:

Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles What is a "freestyle post?"

First off i want to thank my connect
rogers.com all my love and respect
If it werent for my ISP I wouldnt be VIP
on ta.com, Whoa is me
Next thanks to swamper for scripting this shit
if it werent for this vivid would not exist
probably out on the street hustlin for ends meat
.33 calibre, undiscovered treasure, under my seat

freestyle post?
what a woste
i mean waste
you got no taste
be a man
get a lan

i mean life.

hahah havent seen one of these in forever....


yo yo check it out
vivid is out
he though he was cool
like a cabinet tool
what is he blind?

he is as "in"
as a ....

i ran out of shit to say.. i dont think it makes sense anyhow

Who knew blazzin could be so traggic
But you were blazzin like a crack addict
Bein frenzy with yur friends like you were on a coke fanatic
It was never an addiction, just a bad habbit,
You f^ckin Turtle FaG!t
Yur in the wrong race with the wrong rabbit

Who knew you would run and hide
Trying to be a bad thug
Like yur the next Bonnie and Clyd
I could of sworn I saw tears in yur eyes
When the cops pulled the car to the side
You tryin to denie your own stash,
Tellin the cops it's mine
And now we both sittin time
And puttin snitches in the ditches was my only crime

So any of you MCees
thinkin you gott somthin to say to me
Spit what you got to say
I'll put yur name to shame,
B!tch this is why I came
But you...
You must be new to the game

King Kong, shit
King Kong, shit
King Kong
can't you get your own bitch?
King Kong, shit
King Kong, shit
King Kong
can't you get your own bitch?

Four Point Two Billion Human Bitches on Earth
and you choose my human bitch to be your first
8 Billion fellow monkey bitches ready for you cock
Can't you find with a juicier pussy to fuck?

King Kong, shit
King Kong, shit
King Kong
can't you get your own bitch?
King Kong, shit
King Kong, shit
King Kong
can't you get your own bitch?


/yeah, I saw King Kong a few hours ago

another one....


Nachos Boy Off In This Hoe
Watch Me Lean And Watch Me Rock
Super Man Dat Hoe
Then Watch Me Crank Dat Robocop
Super Fresh, Now Watch Me Jock
Jocking On Them Haterz Man
When I Do Dat Soulja Boy
I Lean To The Left And Crank Dat thing...

i again ran out of things to say.

who wanna bet me that i write better
written word lasts forever, never filled with etcetras
until death do us part, me and my dime , we shine
nothing but confidence, when i dont even try i rhymne
i buy the condo cash, watch rumours spread like a bad rash
i just dont move fast, 6 seconds ahead of the last second passed
tho dudes trying to make a name, would love to catch up and kill me
spill 3 quartz of the my blood in the streets forget preliminary beef
but fuck em, they hate the way i be runnin my life
in any possible way, i know they wanna be fuckin my wife
as im reflectin in a cemetary how my man moved on
they pulled up on his ride and served him like grey poupon
I watched his mom's histerically cryin, on his deathbed
her misery was flyin, i could only shake hands
stone cold was the look that soon turned bold, revenge is a dish best served cold



...

LOOK ITS ME IM BACK
ONE MORE CHANCE TO GIVE YOUR MOM A SMACK
MAKE THAT BITCH LICK MY SACK
GO DOWN ON ME WOMAN AND MAKE ME CUM
NOT THERE WHORE THATS MY BUM
DO YOU KNOW THE BODY OR WILL I HAVE TO BEAT YOU
I SWEAR THIS TIME I WILL USE MY SHOE
ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS TWO
CAN I CALL YOU SHELLY
THEN EXPAND YOUR BELLY
GIVE YOU A KID
AND NAME HIM LID
SO WATCH IT HOMIE'S
ILL STEAL YOUR CHROMIES
SO YOUR FRIENDS MAKE YOU A DOMEE
I AINT NO AVG ******,I CARRY A DAGGER
IMMA SLICE YOU AND THEN ICE YOU
IM SO NICE I WONT EVEN SURPISE YOU
YO MISS IS GONA MISS YOU,WHILE I JIZZ HER
KISS HER DISS HER....MISTER.

quote:

Originally posted by UmmiE LOOK ITS ME IM BACK ONE MORE CHANCE TO GIVE YOUR MOM A SMACK MAKE THAT BITCH LICK MY SACK GO DOWN ON ME WOMAN AND MAKE ME CUM NOT THERE WHORE THATS MY BUM DO YOU KNOW THE BODY OR WILL I HAVE TO BEAT YOU I SWEAR THIS TIME I WILL USE MY SHOE ONE PLUS ONE EQUALS TWO CAN I CALL YOU SHELLY THEN EXPAND YOUR BELLY GIVE YOU A KID AND NAME HIM LID SO WATCH IT HOMIE'S ILL STEAL YOUR CHROMIES SO YOUR FRIENDS MAKE YOU A DOMEE I AINT NO AVG ******,I CARRY A DAGGER IMMA SLICE YOU AND THEN ICE YOU IM SO NICE I WONT EVEN SURPISE YOU YO MISS IS GONA MISS YOU,WHILE I JIZZ HER KISS HER DISS HER....MISTER.

and give your sister a tony twister
blue purple pink flaps n blisters
before she wanted to do me now shes yelling for ummie when i fist her
listen sweetheart, the retard cant hear ya
u better off yelling for a mod or even lira
you pussy gonna be red like it was filled with tomato marinara
by the end your gonna be even to scared to look at yourself in da mirra
I don't mean to scare ya
i just want the paper
the moola some gabigoola
and a picture of you in the nuda

Above & Beyond coming to whoop yo ass
smack yo shit
take yo MDR-7s
and slap your face with our dick
Above & Beyond coming to whoop yo ass
smack yo shit
take yo MDR-7s
and slap your face with our dick

B-B-B-B-B-B-T's a punk ass ******
who thinks he's betta cus he Stuttas
IDM bullshit,
elitist cocksucker
who spends more time on his hair than his motha

His photoshoots are full of gay smiles
showing off his pearly whites
Mah nigga Tony G looks like a crazy motha fucka
always ready to fight
(whisper) woo, damn you ugly

Above & Beyond coming to whoop yo ass
smack yo shit
take yo MDR-7s
and slap your face with our dick
Above & Beyond coming to whoop yo ass
smack yo shit
take yo MDR-7s
and slap your face with our dick

quote:

Originally posted by Vivid Boy and give your sister a tony twister blue purple pink flaps n blisters before she wanted to do me now shes yelling for ummie when i fist her listen sweetheart, the retard cant hear ya u better off yelling for a mod or even lira you gonna pussy gonna be red like it was filled with tomato marinara by the end your gonna be even to scared to look at yourself in da mirra I don't mean to scare ya i just want the paper the moola some gabigoola and a picture of you in the nuda

my rhymes will put you in the NEW YORK TIMES
I come with power to �defeat�, you gon need a MIC 2 STOP IT
I�ll probably stomp on you unintentionally cuz you MI-CRO-SCOPIC
Your �Rhymes a Joke� lemme guess, you couldn�t �find the scope�?
I�ll have you left just like your rhymes, cause your Rhymes is Broke
Imma Design your face just like a Kaleidoscope
If you anger me, my daggers gonna COLLIDE-with ya-THROAT
You act famous, maybe on your corner where you BUY~the~DOPE
But round here? I couldn�t find you with a MICROSCOPE
Sorry Kid, I really wish I could say I~SEE~YOU
But only time I do is when you in the I.C.U Intensive Care Unit
When It comes 2 Rhymin I don�t care Christain, Catholic, Or Anglican
I�ll have u stunned so bad you�ll stand just like a MANICAN
I�m so hott, yet so cold, im like Jesus(Powerful)
Only time u coulnd�t feel me�s under ANESTHESIA
When I talk I won�t take it back, cause what I say, I meant it
You better believe Im from I.B that makes me SO AUTHENTIC I.B a.k.a IllBattle
SO baiscally I don' understand why u wanna b facing me
Im worth about 10 times more then your ACV
So tell me is it really me that your tryna battle?
10 cents your ACV, which is your ACTUAL CASH VALUE(Check the Dictionary)
I come in �storming�, �Whore, this� is Me, Im like a GLOBAL WARMING
SO Beware Cajun cause this IS your ONLY~WARNING

quote:

Originally posted by RJT

Rjt is the type that likes to be dominated
thats why out of all the ta girls to choose, a mod he dated
hhe gets turned on by being banned and suspended
block ips, edited posts, dildos and gettin rear ended
thats my boy tho we be up in the club chillin like villains on the couch
smokin the rock, takin off our clothes and gettin bounced
then its back to the lab to record some shit
begging swamper to reconsider our banns n shit
MOM WHERES MY FUCKIN MEATLOAF
after we finished watchin heather giving head on ideepthroat
Ava devine callin us pussy's
while takin 2 cocks in the tooshie
fake boobies bang bros.com, while we do the one handed boogie woogie
tuggin our cocks as we watch wetty betty,
smackin our heads togther like we were bebop and rocksteady
MOM I SAID GIVE ME FUCKIN MEATLOAF! while im bustin my gut
its only a 60 second clip and we havent yet busted our nut!
or gotten any meatloaf! motherfuckin dang nab it
lets just face it we're not just porn but we also tranceaddicts!


lol i dont even know what im talkin bout anymore

quote:

Originally posted by Vivid Boy Rjt is the type that likes to be dominated thats why he out of all the ta girls to choose a mod he dated hhe gets turned on by being banned and suspended block ips, edited posts, dildos and gettin rear ended thats my boy tho we be up in the club sitting on the couch smokin the rock, takin off our clothes and gettin bounced then its back to the lab and record some shit beg swamper to reconsider our banns n shit lol i dont even know what im talkin bout anymore

*cue 'epic win' break sample and drawn out turntablism-breakdown*

quote:

Originally posted by Vivid Boy Rjt is the type that likes to be dominated thats why he out of all the ta girls to choose a mod he dated hhe gets turned on by being banned and suspended block ips, edited posts, dildos and gettin rear ended thats my boy tho we be up in the club chillin like villains on the couch smokin the rock, takin off our clothes and gettin bounced then its back to the lab to record some shit begging swamper to reconsider our banns n shit MOM WHERES MY FUCKIN MEATLOAF after we finished heather giving head on ideepthroat lol i dont even know what im talkin bout anymore

When I'm in Chi-town I try to stay low key
Even though I go out clubbin
With a fake ID
a girl accross the room starts eyein me
But I don't play it smooth
I just move to plan B
I use three letters to sum up my love for big tits
GHB bitch, sip this
And don't ever try to tell me my ryhmes are out of place
Go 'head, keep frontin' ho
Get some mayonaise in yo face
When I'm around I move drugs with ease
I'll smoke some crack
and go to chucky cheese
Go down the slide head first
Jump in the ball pool backwards
Then sell some kids a dime sack afterwards
My name is Sam and I know I'm white as shit
But you gotta admit
these ryhmes are fuckin sick

Excuse me sir, I'm going to get my AK with a collapsible stock
I'm not pleased with you, kind sir, so I will shoot your cock

where the bitches and hoes at?!! mayyyne hold them hoooes up, bitches like mah rims, i be like fuck me...


yeah i got nothing. =\

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