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Posted by Prometheus Xex on Nov-18-2007 01:03:

I wish I had the balls to...

I wish I had the balls to...

Get a rubber dick and cut the back off and paint fake blood on the cut end. Smuggle it in a club and when it's about 3am when most are "partied up", drop it in the urinal and wait to see what happens. Or better yet, turn around after a piss and make it look like it's sticking outta your fly and when ppl take a look, let it drop to the floor and watch the mayhem commence! Probably cruel, but it's funny thinking about it!

Posted by smakmagik on Nov-18-2007 01:04:

I'm sorry that you don't

Posted by Prometheus Xex on Nov-18-2007 01:12:

If I did, I'm sure it be a huge ban from the club. Not sure if it would be worth it though. Maybe if someone did it in a club they never go to it would be worth it. I wonder what kind of commotion it would cause?

Posted by Domesticated on Nov-18-2007 01:19:

1. Not funny.

2. I fail to see why that would be reason for you to be banned from the club.

Posted by Prometheus Xex on Nov-18-2007 01:30:

1. Yes it is.

2. Some would laugh, but some sketched out person might take it too seriously and report the prank to the nearest 300lb bouncer.

Posted by Darkarbiter on Nov-18-2007 01:37:

You gotta catch this on video...

Posted by Prometheus Xex on Nov-18-2007 02:01:

Imagine zooming in on the wiener, then panning out to the shocked faces!

Posted by Gauss on Nov-18-2007 02:12:

I doubt your dick would be hard while taking a piss at the club and I even more doubt it'd remain hard after being cut off from the body.

Posted by TranceGiant on Nov-18-2007 02:51:

fail

Posted by Spacey Orange on Nov-18-2007 03:01:

Re: I wish I had the balls to...

quote:
Originally posted by Prometheus Xex
I wish I had the balls

i wish you had the balls too.

Posted by Domesticated on Nov-18-2007 03:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Prometheus Xex
1. Yes it is.

2. Some would laugh, but some sketched out person might take it too seriously and report the prank to the nearest 300lb bouncer.

...and said bouncer would kick you out of the club for playing a harmless prank?

That kind of shit is near encouraged in half the clubs I go to.

Posted by eROs.au on Nov-18-2007 03:06:

quote:
Originally posted by Gauss
I doubt your dick would be hard while taking a piss at the club and I even more doubt it'd remain hard after being cut off from the body.

unlikely for someone to immediately think of that

Posted by Chris Crossland on Nov-18-2007 03:08:

Boy, you might be legally retarded.

Posted by Direct on Nov-18-2007 03:30:

When I was in junior high I use to sneak in the girls restroom and put condoms with fake blood on the toilet seats and door knobs.

But to answer your question, Prometheus Xex about the bloody dildo in the club prank....I say go for it. You have all my support

Posted by idoru on Nov-18-2007 21:49:

That has to be one of the stupidest fucking ideas I've ever heard of.

Posted by cmay119 on Nov-18-2007 21:55:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
That has to be one of the stupidest fucking ideas I've ever heard of.

Yes. This idea, it is terrible.

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-18-2007 23:33:

LOL

Posted by malek on Nov-18-2007 23:48:

try to figure out how to get a dildo in a club past securityfirst, then let us know how things work out.

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-19-2007 01:11:

quote:
Originally posted by malek
try to figure out how to get a dildo in a club past securityfirst, then let us know how things work out.

lol// i did it in aria manytimes.. u guys didnt find it!

Posted by Nrg2Nfinit on Nov-19-2007 01:19:

I wish i had the balls to throat punch hulk hogan.. but you dont see me making a thread about it.

Posted by narcism on Nov-19-2007 01:43:

i wish i just had balls

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Nov-19-2007 02:04:

how is that plan in any way "ball-needy"? that doesn't take balls. getting your wang out and writing your name on the bar in yellow ink-now THAT takes balls.

Posted by Prometheus Xex on Nov-19-2007 03:19:

Agreed.