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Posted by LKD on Apr-29-2002 16:30:

Mailmans Last Day

It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying
the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the
whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way
with a big gift envelope.

At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific
fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful
blonde in a revealing neglige�. She took him by the hand, gently
led
him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where
she blew his mind with the most passionate sex he had ever
experienced.

When he had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant
breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she
poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

As she was pouring , he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under
the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words",
he said, "but what's the dollar for?"

"Well", she said, "last night , I told my husband that today would be
your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I
asked him what to give you, and he said 'Fuck him, give him a
dollar.'"

"The breakfast was my idea," she added proudly

Posted by Shudder on Apr-29-2002 17:04:

HAHAHAHA. that's funny

Posted by DJ Teknique on Apr-29-2002 18:03:

hahahaha gotta love blondes

Posted by Gucio on Apr-29-2002 18:24:

I never heard that one before. LOL

Posted by inatrance on Apr-30-2002 00:20:

hahahaha thats good

Posted by OrZonE on Apr-30-2002 00:29:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ Teknique
hahahaha gotta love blondes

quote:

Posted by Fraggle on Apr-30-2002 13:49:

hahahahahah!!!

yeah that's a great one

thanks DJ El Kay Dee

Posted by LKD on Apr-30-2002 13:54:

actually im surprised u guys havent heard that one before....

its all good

Posted by Cosmo on Apr-30-2002 16:28:

quote:
Originally posted by Gucio

Excuse me, what does it meen???

Posted by Shudder on Apr-30-2002 20:36:

yeah exactly what does that picture mean??

Posted by dj_mdma on Apr-30-2002 21:41:

heh thats some funny shit!

Posted by LKD on May-01-2002 03:04:

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

Excuse me, what does it meen???

i dont think the picture plays any role...its just that the statement is...."shes taken and/or not as easy as u think"

Posted by nekholm on May-01-2002 13:18:

Re: Mailmans Last Day

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee
When he had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant
breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and
freshly squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she
poured him a cup of steaming coffee.

Mmm.. breakfast.. Very nice joke, + you got me hungry

Posted by amdmaxx on May-01-2002 15:03:

lol, heard it before.. It's funny as hell.

Posted by Raptor on May-02-2002 10:44:

rofl!

Posted by Nightmonger on May-02-2002 15:45:

MUHAHAHAHAHA!
Amazing!

Posted by Gucio on May-02-2002 23:20:

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo

Excuse me, what does it meen???

What do you mean what it means???? It's REALITY.

Posted by whiskers on May-03-2002 21:10:

quote:
Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee

i dont think the picture plays any role...its just that the statement is...."shes taken and/or not as easy as u think"

here's my understanding of the picture: no matter how hot this chick looks or how bad you'd like to have sex with her, please remember that someone somewhere is tired of her constantly annoying personality and wants to shoot her/himself/both.

Posted by Mail Man on May-04-2002 01:50:

The name made me go into this thread. Nice joke 2. and that blonde, who cares what the pic is ment to mean. She is nice to look at and thats all that matters

Posted by Flec on May-04-2002 02:23:

good 1 dee!