What other useful things can you do with your penis?

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Posted by denys envy on Nov-25-2007 06:19:

What other useful things can you do with your penis?

Ok I can think of 2 right away:

1. taking a leak.
2. cuming (whether by sex with partner or self-induced)

but what other uses are out there?... i guess flashing someone would be one example. anyway. i just want to know if there are any other things i haven't yet discovered.

Posted by Zewad on Nov-25-2007 06:20:

dude... the #1 best thing ever

writing your name in teh snow... if you ever see it

Posted by Fait on Nov-25-2007 06:22:

Crossfading

Posted by narcism on Nov-25-2007 06:25:

stab someone?

Posted by Frenchie on Nov-25-2007 06:26:

Penis puppets.

Posted by MrJiveBoJingles on Nov-25-2007 06:28:

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Have...int-31238.shtml

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Nov-25-2007 06:28:

DMX says it's a good slapping tool

Posted by pkcRAISTLIN on Nov-25-2007 06:36:

i would suggest trying to find a use for your brain before you start concentrating on the other opportunities.

Posted by PhaseFour on Nov-25-2007 06:52:

quote:
Originally posted by SuspicionVandit
DMX says it's a good slapping tool

QFT

and as an alternative to rock paper scissors. Just whip it out and see who has the bigger wang. He (she...?) wins!

Posted by Amduscias on Nov-25-2007 06:53:

o-o u must be the sex maniac of the core

Posted by emc^2 on Nov-25-2007 07:10:

plenty of things - use it as a temperature and humidity device: if the sack is hanging low, its hot; if it's sweaty, itchy and clings to your leg - the humidity is high. On the other hand if it is all shrivelled up and your balls sit higher than your kidneys - its too fucking cold!

also, it can be used as a pointing device, fly swatter, rectal thermometer (hey, that's my excuse and sticking to it!), plus it makes hell of a moisturizing cream (that's the way I pitch my services)... And speaking of pitching... Rather handy when you just have to pitch a tent. And since we're discussing outdoorsy activities - great for putting out those dangerous camp fires, before they burn down half of Cali.... Not to mention that certain people find it a rather fime delicacy - just ask jeffrey dhalmer...
In other words - a rather versatile tool, domt leave home without it!

Posted by D-res on Nov-25-2007 07:11:

quote:
Originally posted by PhaseFour
QFT

and as an alternative to rock paper scissors. Just whip it out and see who has the bigger wang. He (she...?) wins!

I'd go into deep depression and self angst if I met a shim with a bigger wang than my own

Posted by nefardec on Nov-25-2007 13:21:

quote:
Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles
http://news.softpedia.com/news/Have...int-31238.shtml

from his website:

"In the beginning of time life forces were created with divine intervention, my art evolved spontaneously from basic mysterious forces surging through me, Stripped naked to the core unbounded by society's conventions I am at one with nature exposing primitive urges, all my senses converge, I feel the very roots of my creativity stirring rising up merging with the subjects inner beauty climaxing in uncontrollable waves of divine euphoria and my loins I create PENILE ART."

LOL

Posted by denys envy on Nov-25-2007 14:33:

quote:
Originally posted by Fait
Crossfading

nice.

Posted by Salegon on Nov-25-2007 14:37:

quote:
Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
i would suggest trying to find a use for your brain before you start concentrating on the other opportunities.

Posted by Intuition on Nov-25-2007 14:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Aristronica
nice.

+1

Posted by chach on Nov-25-2007 16:39:

Put out a fire....

with my load

Posted by denys envy on Nov-25-2007 18:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Salegon

you're not helping you dumb bitch. everyone's ignoring him for a reason.

Posted by RJT on Nov-25-2007 18:07:

The brain, the bat, and the wristwatch.

Posted by Lunar Phase 7 on Nov-25-2007 18:09:

You can put toilet roll on it.

Keep a spare sock on it.

Feed your dog with it covered in meats.

Posted by DJ Itchy Tits on Nov-25-2007 18:11:

a bat mitzvahs gift for every ugly and lonely jewish girl.

Itchy

Posted by denys envy on Nov-25-2007 18:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Lunar Phase 7
You can put toilet roll on it.

a bit useless isn't that?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-25-2007 18:23:

closing the door.

or just closing doors behind u

Posted by Vivid Boy on Nov-25-2007 18:23:

closing the door.

or just closing doors behind u

Posted by d-miurge on Nov-25-2007 18:27:

quote:
Originally posted by Vivid Boy
closing the door.

or just closing doors behind u

can be dangerous...

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