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Fortune Cookies: they know more than you think!

So d00ds, I always ask fortune cookies questions like they are fortune TELLERS, and it's kinda amuzing how the when I open them up, the "fortune" is almost the answer, AS IF THEY ARE ALIVE!

But tonight I'm really creeped out. I asked a fortune cookie I was about to eat:

"How will I feel tomorrow after I get off the plane in New York"

I opened it up and it read:

TOMORROW WILL BE A PRODUCTIVE DAY. DON'T OVERSLEEP



OMG How did it know about TOMROROW!!?!?!?? AND HOW DID IT KNOW I HAD TO LEAVE EARLY IN THE MORNING AND THUS NOT OVERSLEEP!??!?! IT WAS SO SPECIFIC THIS IS NO COINCIDENCE!

I am telling you people fortune cookies KNOW who you are AND can tell the future. Do NOT underestimate these prodigies. Just try one! And no I am not on drugs. But I am a little scared because I feel like someone is watching me. Or some FORTUNE COOKIE is watching me!


See I wasn't lyin about this either!

edit,

ps, i do not like fortune cookies

^^^ it's because they know too much, right? I think I am on their good side tho.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson ^^^ it's because they know too much, right? I think I am on their good side tho.

i must be on their bad side, cause i always get shitty fortunes.

plus they taste bad :unasty:

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Originally posted by tubularbills i must be on their bad side, cause i always get shitty fortunes. plus they taste bad :unasty:

Come to Toi Thai with me next time (or if ever) you are in LA. These fortune cookies will AMAZE you. Actually well they are not tasty at all, but I will eat anything that has carbs because I am a fat chick on the inside.

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Originally posted by Lilith

Hahaha, nice.

Also, in before "that wasn't chicken."

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Come to Toi Thai with me next time (or if ever) you are in LA. These fortune cookies will AMAZE you. Actually well they are not tasty at all, but I will eat anything that has carbs because I am a fat chick on the inside.

at first i misunderstood LA as in "los angeles" because at first i was thinking, ", i'm already in LA"

5 am and im working on a project... i dont know if ill get any sleep, let alone oversleep

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Originally posted by Allied Nations 5 am and im working on a project... i dont know if ill get any sleep, let alone oversleep

Betch that wasn't ur fortune cookie!

Yeah I'm not sleeping until I get on the plane at 6:30am. What's messed up is I'm used to stayin up late but the ONE night I should stay up cuz I slept all damn day I feel tired. I'm gonna order some Brazilian food. Thank god for Brazilian food.

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Originally posted by Direct

WTFuk is that? What movie is it from? Why do you live in Fresno?

im so fucking annoyed


im broke for the next 6 hours and them im so chill and i left my credit card at my buddys house...



would love to go buy breakfast right now

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Originally posted by Allied Nations im broke for the next 6 hours and them im so chill and i left my credit card at my buddys house...

I can't find my debit card. So I have a credit card and a LOOOOOOT of money to credit to pay off. Allied Nations if you and I become friends you will NEVER go hungry because I am always eating and always have food. I need to hit the gym.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson I need to hit the gym.

yeah fatty, put the fork down and run a mile

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Originally posted by tubularbills yeah fatty, put the fork down and run a mile

Hahaha fuck Will.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Hahaha fuck Will.

nono, don't fuck will.

on a lighter note, i think i kinda sounded a little like lilith in that last post.

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Originally posted by Jake Benson WTFuk is that? What movie is it from? Why do you live in Fresno?

A zombie I think. A zombie movie I guess. hahaha live for free, holmes

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Originally posted by tubularbills on a lighter note, i think i kinda sounded a little like lilith in that last post.

Don't drag me into this, you're on your own white boy.

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Originally posted by Direct A zombie I think. A zombie movie I guess. hahaha live for free, holmes

Which zombie movie I wanna see. Live for free? Nice. My rent is WAY TO HIGH. Fuckin Hollywood.

tubularbillz - I started swimming an swam a mile this week. It's better than running cuz you don't "sweat" and everyone can check out ur goodies but ur be like "im not half naked for attn, i'm just workin out my fitness"

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Originally posted by Lilith Don't drag me into this, you're on your own white boy.

bitch you don't know me!

i thot it said FECKING NOODLE COMPANY!!!

that would be sweet|

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Originally posted by Jake Benson Which zombie movie I wanna see. Live for free? Nice. My rent is WAY TO HIGH. Fuckin Hollywood. tubularbillz - I started swimming an swam a mile this week. It's better than running cuz you don't "sweat" and everyone can check out ur goodies but ur be like "im not half naked for attn, i'm just workin out my fitness"

1) sweating is half the fun of working out; and
2) lol speedos

3)

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Originally posted by Direct

LOL, you live in Fresno.

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Originally posted by Lilith 3)

that was good

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