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Posted by chimera66 on Dec-06-2007 18:24:

New Coworker

so I have this new coworker who is freaking Sally Sunshine. She's so damn happy and chipper it drives us all crazy. Any ideas on how to shut her up and/or make her just as jaded as the rest of us? Entertain me because today she's being especially chipper.

Posted by Frenchie on Dec-06-2007 18:28:

It's always good to have one of those around. The moment she's gone, and you're all depressed...you'll be wanting her back.

Posted by chimera66 on Dec-06-2007 18:30:

quote:
Originally posted by Frenchie
It's always good to have one of those around. The moment she's gone, and you're all depressed...you'll be wanting her back.

no not really, she's very nice but she hinders my productivity. i don't have time to talk about hanna montana when i could be working...drags out the time i'm here too which sucks

Posted by Gen3r4l1ty on Dec-06-2007 18:31:

If she's new, she might still be enthusiastic about her new job. Just give it some time... and the weight of employment will eventually crush her chipper spirit.

Posted by jonSun on Dec-06-2007 18:31:

kick her in the tuna

Posted by _Nut_ on Dec-06-2007 18:35:

just be polite and tell her you dont have time to talk.

Posted by chimera66 on Dec-06-2007 18:36:

she's super excited about working her talks about it everyday...i work for a sports league so i guess that's exciting but i've never seen anyone so excited.

Posted by UWM on Dec-06-2007 18:36:

Make fun of her for being an adult and talking about Hanna Montana.

Posted by spc on Dec-06-2007 18:38:

use the "champ" strategy

Posted by RJT on Dec-06-2007 18:38:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
Make fun of her for being an adult and talking about Hanna Montana.

Also, Amanda Bynes.

Guaranteed win.

Posted by spc on Dec-06-2007 18:42:

speaking of coworkers, the one to the left of me is clicking the down arrow in a longggggg excel spreadsheet rather than clicking and HOLDING the down arrow. wtf or at least use the scroll wheel, page up/page down, SO MANY POSSIBILITIES.

clickclickclickclickclick

ahhhh im going to throw my shoe at her

edit: note that she's been doing this for a good 5 minutes straight now CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK asjfjghlkjghak

Posted by chimera66 on Dec-06-2007 18:45:

^that would drive me insane...don't like the office mentality of keeping everyone so close

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Dec-06-2007 18:48:

I'm the happy cheerfull one at work. [not to the extent of your co worker]

But I am the only lady here... They needed it!

Posted by chimera66 on Dec-06-2007 19:04:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
I'm the happy cheerfull one at work. [not to the extent of your co worker]

But I am the only lady here... They needed it!

i wish i worked with mostly guys

Posted by netroM on Dec-06-2007 19:22:

quote:
Originally posted by chimera66
i wish i worked with mostly guys

Pretend you are!

"Hey, have you seen the chick who does the weather? Man, she's hot."

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Dec-06-2007 19:22:

quote:
Originally posted by chimera66
i wish i worked with mostly guys
There was another girl here... Till Monday. But she was on facebook all day... Literally did NOTHING here.

It's a small company but it's 5 guys and me.

Guys>girls.. The office drama is at ZERO here!

Posted by verndogs on Dec-06-2007 19:34:

this is where a good headphone comes in handy

Posted by leph555 on Dec-06-2007 19:40:

quote:
Originally posted by verndogs
this is wear a good headphone and buttar englesh comes in handy

Posted by XaNaX on Dec-06-2007 19:42:

Fuck, if it is like where I work just wait a week, that is about how long the new guy attitude lasts here. Then they start dumping an asston of work on you and you are exposed to all the stupidity and you get jaded real fast

Posted by _Nut_ on Dec-06-2007 19:50:

quote:
Originally posted by verndogs
this is wear a good headphone comes in handy

Do you wear the headphones? Is that where they come in handy?

Posted by Zoso on Dec-06-2007 20:11:

Reminds me of the woman on Seinfeld to whom Kramer pitched his "coffee table book about coffee tables" idea. Can't find an image of her, though.

Posted by Spacey Orange on Dec-06-2007 20:19:

Re: New Coworker

quote:
Originally posted by chimera66
so I have this new coworker who is freaking Sally Sunshine. She's so damn happy and chipper it drives us all crazy. Any ideas on how to shut her up and/or make her just as jaded as the rest of us? Entertain me because today she's being especially chipper.

slip her some Ritalin.

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Posted by Boomer187 on Dec-06-2007 21:15:

Laugh at her for being in a job that she likes, then laugh more as she gets promoted above you.

Posted by bas on Dec-06-2007 21:59:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
Also, Amanda Bynes.

Guaranteed win.

What's wrong with being an adult and liking Amanda Bynes?!

Just shit in a FedEx box and send it to her.

Posted by yujie__ on Dec-06-2007 23:10:

Do something gross like get naked or play with her penis

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