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Posted by Dr. DAS on Dec-06-2007 21:15:

Dr. DAS' Free (Bad) Advice - Free!

The Doctor is in.

Posted by rabbitjoker on Dec-06-2007 21:16:

I hope you're hungry!

Posted by zoogla on Dec-06-2007 21:16:

quote:
Originally posted by rabbitjoker
I hope you're hungry!

lmao

ps. Doc, what is the meaning of life?

Posted by afterhrsgurl on Dec-06-2007 21:18:

quote:
Originally posted by rabbitjoker
I hope you're hungry!

ok that's it, i have to look into this "i hope you're hungry" expression now...like wtf lol

Posted by rabbitjoker on Dec-06-2007 21:19:

Posted by Dr. DAS on Dec-06-2007 21:28:

quote:
Originally posted by fayraree
ps. Doc, what is the meaning of life?

The meaning of life is simple, so simple in fact that it's too obvious for most people to realize.

Life's meaning is that there is none. You were concieved accidentally.

So thanks to one drunk, sloppy and most likely dirty night night your parents had many years ago, you are now doomed to walk the Earth for the better part of a century suffering one humiliation after another, until you too find yourself too lazy to walk to the local pharmacy and pass on the burden that is life. That is, assuming you can ever get laid.

Posted by zoogla on Dec-06-2007 21:39:

quote:
Originally posted by Dr. DAS
The meaning of life is simple, so simple in fact that it's too obvious for most people to realize.

Life's meaning is that there is none. You were concieved accidentally.

So thanks to one drunk, sloppy and most likely dirty night night your parents had many years ago, you are now doomed to walk the Earth for the better part of a century suffering one humiliation after another, until you too find yourself too lazy to walk to the local pharmacy and pass on the burden that is life. That is, assuming you can ever get laid.

this free advice sucks! i guess u get what u pay for

Posted by eRRaTiK on Dec-06-2007 21:42:

quote:
Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
ok that's it, i have to look into this "i hope you're hungry" expression now...like wtf lol

yeh...

Posted by Jem_hadar on Dec-06-2007 21:48:

quote:
Originally posted by rabbitjoker
I hope you're hungry!

Double down. Double down.

Posted by Nicolas Oliver on Dec-06-2007 22:33:

quote:
Originally posted by rabbitjoker
I hope you're hungry!

B/c he's going to get a lot of spam?

My only guess.

Posted by Zentac_75 on Dec-06-2007 22:39:

quote:
Originally posted by cenik
B/c he's going to get a lot of spam?

My only guess.

I was thinking the same thing.... ala feeding the trolls.

This mystery is up there with

"How do they get the caramel in a caramilk bar ???"

Posted by Import on Dec-06-2007 22:41:

quote:
Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
ok that's it, i have to look into this "i hope you're hungry" expression now...like wtf lol

This gives me an idea...

Doc, what does the experssion "i hope you're hungry" refer to?

Posted by Dr. DAS on Dec-06-2007 22:42:

quote:
Originally posted by Zentac_75
"How do they get the caramel in a caramilk bar ???"

Caramilk Secret

Posted by Nicolas Oliver on Dec-06-2007 22:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Zentac_75

"How do they get the caramel in a caramilk bar ???"

I saw the workers at the Caramilk plant do this when I was in grade school; wow that was a long time ago....

Posted by afterhrsgurl on Dec-06-2007 23:16:

caramilk sucks

Posted by Abercrombie on Dec-07-2007 00:02:

Dear Dr. Das,

Why are combs not shaped to our heads?

AJ

Posted by chinamon on Dec-07-2007 00:08:

quote:
Originally posted by Abercrombie
Dear Dr. Das,

Why are combs not shaped to our heads?

AJ

mine is. i dunno wtf is wrong with yours.

Posted by Zentac_75 on Dec-07-2007 01:17:

quote:
Originally posted by cenik
I saw the workers at the Caramilk plant do this when I was in grade school; wow that was a long time ago....

It was staged...just like the moon landing.

quote:
Originally posted by afterhrsgurl
Caramilk sucks...

REALLY ????

*looks at caramilk bar....then at my crotch.....then at the bar again....*

That gives me an idea !!!!!!

*zip*

LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by phlog on Dec-07-2007 01:41:

Dr. DAS, can you suggest an ointment that might cure the ingrown hair problem i'm having with my pube-fro?

Posted by Nicolas Oliver on Dec-07-2007 01:51:

quote:
Originally posted by Zentac_75
It was staged...just like the moon landing.

Haha.

Posted by Cribby on Dec-07-2007 01:55:

What should I do about my itch?

Posted by Yohan on Dec-07-2007 05:11:

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Posted by eRRaTiK on Dec-07-2007 05:18:

Dr. DAS, what's a good face and hand cream for men that needs hydration. Especially after this cold windy climate dries out the skin.

Posted by me@t k@tie on Dec-07-2007 05:26:

quote:
Originally posted by eRRaTiK
Dr. DAS, what's a good face and hand cream for men that needs hydration. Especially after this cold windy climate dries out the skin.

/hijack

Posted by eRRaTiK on Dec-07-2007 05:32:

thanks Katie! I still want Dr. DAS's bad advice though

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