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Posted by BTG on Dec-14-2007 01:56:

need 10 ideas for presents for mother.

Since i'm a great son, i promised her i would get her 12 presents for the 12 days of christmas. today being #1 i got her a bingo scratch ticket.

now i'm out of ideas, i'm gonna get her somthing nice for actual christmas, but i need good ideas for bullshit things like scratch tickets.

incorrect answers are as followed:

dildo
aids
my dick
your dick
actual 'bullshit'
a new son.

kthnxbye

Posted by bas on Dec-14-2007 01:57:

How about an anal plug molded from your dad's dick

Posted by chach on Dec-14-2007 01:57:

suicide note

Posted by BTG on Dec-14-2007 01:58:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
How about an anal plug molded from your dad's dick

nicely done.

Posted by jupiterone on Dec-14-2007 01:58:

Your penis fermenting in a jar.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-14-2007 01:58:

DICK LUBE!!!

Posted by nchs09 on Dec-14-2007 01:58:

anal beads

dick in a box

baseball bat which she can insert in any hole... etc

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Dec-14-2007 01:59:

URINAL PUCKS! IN EVERY COLOR!

Posted by nchs09 on Dec-14-2007 01:59:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
URINAL PUCKS! IN EVERY COLOR!
you mean urinal cake.

Posted by goodgreef on Dec-14-2007 02:00:

scarf
spa dollars of some sort (i.e. 5.00 toward a hair cut, and the next day, another 5.00 coupon, etc). lame? yeha.. but might work
umm
don't get her kitchen shit, moms hate that.
poinsettia?
ornaments for xmas tree? (special for ur mom)

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Dec-14-2007 02:00:

quote:
Originally posted by nchs09
you mean urinal cake.
Fuk they look like pucks to me.

Posted by Clovis on Dec-14-2007 02:01:

A note saying your GF is pregnant.

Posted by nchs09 on Dec-14-2007 02:02:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
Fuk they look like pucks to me.
lol i guess you could use them as a puck more than you could use them as a cake.

Posted by bas on Dec-14-2007 02:03:

quote:
Originally posted by goodgreef
scarf
spa dollars of some sort (i.e. 5.00 toward a hair cut, and the next day, another 5.00 coupon, etc). lame? yeha.. but might work
umm
don't get her kitchen shit, moms hate that.
poinsettia?
ornaments for xmas tree? (special for ur mom)

I'll agree with the spa gift card idea...but $5? C'mon now, you know damn well that's virtually useless in the realm of female grooming

Mario and Mel...I believe both terms are correct.

Posted by iclone on Dec-14-2007 02:05:

quote:
Originally posted by Clovis
A note saying your GF is pregnant.

a positive at-home pregnancy test would be more-thoughtful.

Posted by goodgreef on Dec-14-2007 02:06:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I'll agree with the spa gift card idea...but $5? C'mon now, you know damn well that's virtually useless in the realm of female grooming

Mario and Mel...I believe both terms are correct.
well he's doing 12 of them! he's got 11 left, so figured after a few it'd add up. maybe $10 a day for a few days might make more sense.

Posted by Clovis on Dec-14-2007 02:06:

quote:
Originally posted by iclone
a positive at-home pregnancy test would be more-thoughtful.

The illusion of grandkids = way easier.

Few months later you can just say she miscarried.

Posted by Amduscias on Dec-14-2007 02:15:

You guys bitch and moan about me asking for help with my homework - or atleast you used to, and these guys ask for the most stupid bullshit help ever and there's 2 pages?

wow

Posted by goodgreef on Dec-14-2007 02:15:

quote:
Originally posted by djmaxima
You guys bitch and moan about me asking for help with my homework - or atleast you used to, and these guys ask for the most stupid bullshit help ever and there's 2 pages?

wow
newb page settings!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-14-2007 02:15:

quote:
Originally posted by djmaxima
there's 2 pages?

Hahaha n00b.

Posted by goodgreef on Dec-14-2007 02:16:

Posted by Amduscias on Dec-14-2007 02:17:

quote:
Originally posted by goodgreef
newb page settings!
... oh

Posted by iclone on Dec-14-2007 02:18:

Posted by PurpleHaze on Dec-14-2007 02:21:

nipple tazers

Posted by Amduscias on Dec-14-2007 02:23:

quote:
Originally posted by PurpleHaze
nipple tazers
DON'T TAZE ME BRO!

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