Sarah Silverman - 10 Things You Didn't Know About Women.

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-- Sarah Silverman - 10 Things You Didn't Know About Women.

Posted by RJT on Dec-14-2007 14:30:

Sarah Silverman - 10 Things You Didn't Know About Women.

This is old, don't know why it was reposted to Digg today, but either way - lolz.

quote:

The assignment is "Ten things men don't know about women." I am the worst person to write this. Get Nora Ephron. Get Mim Udovitch. But me? Look, if you want a piece on the difference between men and women, you can pick one up next to the cash register at any bookstore. (I think computers write them now.) But as I thought about it, I realized it's up to me, as a writer, to find a unique angle. Then I found it: total and complete honesty. That's right, the following are, truly, the ten things that men don't know about women.

1. We go to the bathroom together because we're doing coke.

2. We want to cuddle after sex because we're fucking freezing.

3. Makeup gets you high.

4. The "menstrual cramp" is a made-up phenomenon. Like the "Holocaust."

5. Not all women like crappy, sappy movies. Unfortunately, many do. Which is why they get made. So, ultimately, you can actually blame women for the perpetuation of mediocrity in film.

6. Vaginas have a hidden pocket for change. (Not coins, social change.)

7. Our eyes are up here.

8. We hate our thighs because, interestingly enough, they opposed our right to vote.

9. Women who get boob jobs "for themselves" also give blow jobs "for themselves."

10. The labia minora is not Hanukkah paraphernalia.

*cue "Sarah Silverman is awful" shitstorm*

Still, I thought it was pretty funny...

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Dec-14-2007 14:33:

haha that is actually great.

#1 is by far the best one. DUHHHHH!!!

Posted by Ted Promo on Dec-14-2007 14:37:

lofflepoffle.

She isn't that bad.

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-14-2007 14:40:

Some of her facial expressions make me lol.

Posted by RJT on Dec-14-2007 14:41:

IGK really hates her.

Posted by Moral Hazard on Dec-14-2007 14:47:

4. The "menstrual cramp" is a made-up phenomenon. Like the "Holocaust."

I KNEW IT!!

Posted by Trance-Canada on Dec-14-2007 15:10:

meh she is still one ugly bitch

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Dec-14-2007 15:11:

quote:
Originally posted by Trance-Canada
meh she is still one ugly bitch
and her show sucks.

but she's got a nice sense of humor

Posted by stren on Dec-14-2007 15:51:

quote:
Originally posted by RJT
IGK really hates her.

well, he IS a feminist

Posted by denys envy on Dec-14-2007 15:54:

makeup gets you high!? wtf how come no one told!

a trip to target is in order this afternoon.

Posted by l�cid on Dec-14-2007 19:08:

sounds pretty accurate to me.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-14-2007 19:14:

My vagina has a hidden pocket for a pressed ham.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-14-2007 19:16:

$6.

quote:
Originally posted by Trance-Canada
meh she is still one ugly bitch

WHAT?

do you SEE that clavicle? That is a sexy clavicle.

Posted by glass on Dec-14-2007 19:22:

I always thought that hidden pocket was extra space, just encase an entire hand gets envolved down there

Posted by bas on Dec-14-2007 20:40:

quote:
Originally posted by MeLLyMeL
and her show sucks.

but she's got a nice sense of humor

Wow what the fuck are you on about? Mel, we're no longer speaking

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Dec-14-2007 22:59:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
Wow what the fuck are you on about? Mel, we're no longer speaking
I love her acts!!!!!!!!!!

But the show.. I just can't get into!