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Posted by eROs.au on Dec-16-2007 23:53:

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How much percent by volume do sperm cells take up in jizz?

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-16-2007 23:53:

Re: speeeermI wan

quote:
Originally posted by eROs.au
How much percent by volume do sperm cells take up in jizz?

i dunno, ask jenny

Posted by Ygrene on Dec-16-2007 23:56:

What the crap?!?!

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-16-2007 23:59:

I'm at work right now, so I probably shouldn't be looking it up...

But I'll count for you later on. I don't drink or eat anything with Yellow #5 in it, so I should have a pretty accurate reading of an ideal amount for you.

//fuck it, I'll just go wank off in one of the bathroom stalls. I'll get you an answer in about 23 minutes or so.

Posted by bas on Dec-17-2007 00:00:

I'd imagine...all of it?

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-17-2007 00:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
I'm at work right now, so I probably shouldn't be looking it up...

But I'll count for you later on. I don't drink or eat anything with Yellow #5 in it, so I should have a pretty accurate reading of an ideal amount for you.

wtf yellow #5 tints your sperm? what?

Posted by Ian on Dec-17-2007 00:01:

would it not be varied by sperm count

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-17-2007 00:01:

quote:
Originally posted by tubularbills
wtf yellow #5 tints your sperm? what?

It reduces sperm count, or so the rumour goes. Now stop distracting me, tbills - I've a task at hand.

lololol, get it?

k.

Posted by eROs.au on Dec-17-2007 00:02:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I'd imagine...all of it?

No, semen consists of sperm and so much more

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
would it not be varied by sperm count

Yes, but I'm looking for a range. I have absolutely no idea what is it. Could be 1-3%, or like 40-60%

Posted by tubularbills on Dec-17-2007 00:03:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
It reduces sperm count, or so the rumour goes. Now stop distracting me, tbills - I've a task at hand.

lololol, get it?

k.

hard-ee har har!

Posted by Ian on Dec-17-2007 00:04:

quote:
Originally posted by eROs.au
No, semen consists of sperm and so much more

Yes, but I'm looking for a range. I have absolutely no idea what is it. Could be 1-3%, or like 40-60%

I guess by thinking would be that say for argument that a high sperm count is say 70% and a low 5% it's like trying to compare watered down beer with high-proofed vodka

Posted by eRRaTiK on Dec-17-2007 00:50:

so to those who have swallowed, what does it taste like?

Posted by bas on Dec-17-2007 00:51:

IT TASTES JUST LIKE IT SMELLS!!

Delicious!

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-17-2007 00:54:

It tastes just likes it smells!

Oh wait.

Posted by eRRaTiK on Dec-17-2007 00:54:

o rly?

and what about the texture? does it go down smooth, or is it gooey and similar to swallowing an oyster or something else?

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Dec-17-2007 00:57:

quote:
Originally posted by eRRaTiK
o rly?

and what about the texture? does it go down smooth, or is it gooey and similar to swallowing an oyster or something else?

Do you eat yogurt in the morning? Or have you ever had pudding for dessert?

Hopefully, I have succeeded in ruining those two foods for you forever.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-17-2007 00:59:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
Hopefully, I have succeeded in ruining those two foods for you forever.

You jerked off in his yogurt???

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Dec-17-2007 01:00:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You jerked off in his yogurt???

Yours too.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-17-2007 01:07:

That wasn't yogurt.

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Dec-17-2007 01:13:

On a tangential subject, I had a hip flexor once, and had to rub IcyHot on my hip... and of course ended up with some liberally applied to the nether regions... has anyone ever done that? It was an odd feeling, let me tell you. Any time you move it tingles.

Posted by Ian on Dec-17-2007 01:14:

quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
On a tangential subject, I had a hip flexor once, and had to rub IcyHot on my hip... and of course ended up with some liberally applied to the nether regions... has anyone ever done that? It was an odd feeling, let me tell you. Any time you move it tingles.

you get the same effect with mint source showergel

Posted by narcism on Dec-17-2007 01:43:

An adult male can produce around 70 to 150 million a day.

There are around three million at the tip of an erect penis.

Sperm travels at up to 28mph at the time of ejaculation.

It travels from the epididymis through the vas deferens where it picks up a fluid rich in fructose, which acts like rocket fuel.

It swims 12 inches per hour.

Posted by Halcyon+On+On on Dec-17-2007 01:47:

You know what else is rich in fructose?

Togurt.

Posted by Lebezniatnikov on Dec-17-2007 01:48:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You know what else is rich in fructose?

Togurt.

Quoted for spelling.

Posted by Silky Johnson on Dec-17-2007 01:58:

quote:
Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
You know what else is rich in fructose?

Togurt.

HAHAH DUMMY!

*points*

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