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dream plz analyze this

ok heres the sceneario; I think i joined up for a beer league hockey team only to realize when i got there that its the NHL. I'm sitting on the bench getting ready for my first shift ppl are in the crowd highly expecting me to come on and im frantically trying to explain to the coach that i can't stick handle and i havent played since i was 18. For some reason my coach totally believes in me. lol. and my trainer is giving me shit that i wore the wrong jersey and didnt bring a stick with me lol. anyways i go out there and i know i suck so i decide ill just focus on hitting people lol. ends up i really suck even worse then i thought, my coach still believes in me and i make a huge hip check center ice.


The ENd

you're gay.

sounds like a rob schnider movie

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Originally posted by BTG sounds like a rob schnider movie

rofl

There is no stick.

OTOH, My stick totally owns you in a gun fight.

i sense oedepus complex

you lost me at 'i make a huge hip check center ice.' what does that mean?

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Originally posted by Spacey Orange you lost me at 'i make a huge hip check center ice.' what does that mean?

it means he smashed someones pelvis into pieces, with his "stick", in the middle of the ring.




...stick being his penis.

...making inconspicuous the victor.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous you're gay.

I think your assesment is right. He doesn't know how to handle the stick (penis) which he should have (as a gay) and he is wearing the wrong jersey (metaphor for pretending to be straight)

I just had a dream that I was working with a woman I work with now, but at a corner store. This man comes in and asks for cigarettes, and although he looks of age, he gets ID'ed anyway. The girl behind the counter asks me for assistance as she is unsure of whether the ID is legit. I ask him for more ID, to which he hands me the new Ontario driver's license, but it has pen marks all over it.

I look really hard, and I can see that the year of his birth shows 1939, yet, he has changed the 3 to a 7. I can't possibly fathom how this man was born in the 30's, and then would try to change the year on his card.

I call B.S. and send him out of the store. The woman I work with then hands me about 400 movies to put away.

WTF?

I dreamed that I was forced to move, I failed all my courses and that my mom was diagnosed with cancer.

Bloody hell I think that emo forum got to me!

I dreamt last nite, that I was in a canoe in the middle of a lake
when I looked down, because someone told me not to go in the water
I saw bengals tigers and lions stirring around, as if they would in their
natural habitat, but at the bottom of the lake..

underwater felines??

You secretly and passionately desire to wear a mullet.

I dreamt last night that I nuked a residential area in my city... and I was running away from it! I even overheard people saying it was me (guilt trip).

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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix I dreamt last nite, that I was in a canoe in the middle of a lake when I looked down, because someone told me not to go in the water I saw bengals tigers and lions stirring around, as if they would in their natural habitat, but at the bottom of the lake.. underwater felines??

i want that dream.

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Originally posted by DigitalPhoenix I dreamt last nite, that I was in a canoe in the middle of a lake when I looked down, because someone told me not to go in the water I saw bengals tigers and lions stirring around, as if they would in their natural habitat, but at the bottom of the lake.. underwater felines??

You secretly and passionately desire a wet pussy.

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Originally posted by Ygrene You secretly and passionately desire a wet pussy.

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Originally posted by l�cid i want that dream.

it was so surreal, yet cool

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Originally posted by Ygrene You secretly and passionately desire a wet pussy.

Master Dream Analyzer!

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Originally posted by malek I dreamt last night that I nuked a residential area in my city... and I was running away from it! I even overheard people saying it was me (guilt trip).

Leave it to an Arab...

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Originally posted by bas Leave it to an Arab...

I had a crazy dream last night which involved huge concrete structure ruins and following some hot girl jumping from ledge to ledge with 300ft drops all over, and then making it down a slope to a bunch of mud, then getting away on a motorcycle.

Also, in the ruins there was a haunted doll similar to "Hubert Cumberdale" in "Salad Fingers" which would appear and disappear in different places...

You really need to lay off the ketamine and whip-its.

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Originally posted by bas You really need to lay off the ketamine and whip-its.

If this was a result of that, I'm totally doing more.

I thought there would be more anal in this thread, per the title.

"I became the first analyst/therapist...analrapist"

-Tobias Funke

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Originally posted by Clovis I had a crazy dream last night which involved huge concrete structure ruins and following some hot girl jumping from ledge to ledge with 300ft drops all over, and then making it down a slope to a bunch of mud, then getting away on a motorcycle. Also, in the ruins there was a haunted doll similar to "Hubert Cumberdale" in "Salad Fingers" which would appear and disappear in different places...

You secretly and passionately desire...

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