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Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-27-2007 23:20:

I plead with you

Im on my last breath. ass is tightening. face is boney. ribs are showing. i dont know how much longer i have. S.O.S. Help. I beg of you no more pain.

Diahrea

Diahrea

I cant control my Diahrea.

Im on my laptop on top of my toillete which took me five minutes to sit on because my ass is so raw. I feel like mr orange in resvoir dogs. I feel like the Terminator while hes dying in T2. My ass is burning like my desire for it to stop.

Call an ambulance. Call the cops. FOr godssake call The fireman to put this fire out.

Posted by Audious on Dec-27-2007 23:25:

Can I interest you in some buffalo wings?

Posted by Meat187 on Dec-27-2007 23:29:

Posted by Mmanu on Dec-27-2007 23:31:

Ingest food / drinks that actually qualify as food / drinks next time.

Until then, drink flat coca-cola

Posted by wizniz on Dec-27-2007 23:35:

you & me both, eric...

omg fuck food poisoning

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-27-2007 23:37:

quote:
Originally posted by wizniz
you & me both, eric...

omg fuck food poisoning

dont worry bro we'll make it through it . i promise. hold my hand

Posted by wizniz on Dec-27-2007 23:40:

just waiting for time to pass and the ass to heal...

damn bubble butt!!!!

Posted by d-miurge on Dec-28-2007 01:02:

This thread smells.

Posted by nchs09 on Dec-28-2007 01:04:

so do the french

Posted by RJT on Dec-28-2007 01:04:

Nick at Nite + TV In the Bathroom will at least distract you, and they play hours of FPOBA every night.

I know it's not a cure, but at least it's something.

Posted by UWM on Dec-28-2007 01:07:

I miss being able to use my laptop whilst I poop.

Posted by nchs09 on Dec-28-2007 01:08:

quote:
Originally posted by UWM
I miss being able to use my laptop whilst I poop.
Constipation?

Posted by Allied Nations on Dec-28-2007 01:10:

my farts have been smelling abnormally strong lately- must be the change of scenery

Posted by emc^2 on Dec-28-2007 01:15:

PISSSSSSSSSSS!!! COMING OUT OF MY ASSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by bas on Dec-28-2007 01:16:

quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
my farts have been smelling abnormally strong lately- must be the change of scenery

It's your diet.

Posted by Direct on Dec-28-2007 01:19:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
It's your diet.

Indeed, a bad diet can really fuck you up. Thats why I eat all organic foods with protein shakes and monavie. My shits feel smoother than a prom queens thighs.

Posted by Allied Nations on Dec-28-2007 01:20:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
It's your diet.

which has consisted of 95% steak & beer.

gotta love argentina

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-28-2007 01:21:

situation went from bad to worst

Posted by bas on Dec-28-2007 01:21:

quote:
Originally posted by Allied Nations
which has consisted of 95% steak & beer.

I wonder why you're gassy.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-28-2007 01:22:

quote:
Originally posted by Direct
Indeed, a bad diet can really fuck you up. Thats why I eat all organic foods with protein shakes and monavie. My shits feel smoother than a prom queens thighs.

protein farts are worst then normal farts

Posted by Frenchie on Dec-28-2007 01:23:

And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
/Johnny Cash

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-28-2007 01:27:

its more like the eye from lord of the rings

Posted by Allied Nations on Dec-28-2007 01:27:

quote:
Originally posted by bas
I wonder why you're gassy.

never said i was angry about it... just something i noticed

normally my diet is a lot more "normal"

but theres just so much steak... and beer!

Posted by Vivid Boy on Dec-28-2007 01:31:

im dying im sure of it

Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Dec-28-2007 01:31:

at least it's only temporary for you

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