New FLTA Rules [1/2/08]: MJM at the helm

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Posted by Renzo on Jan-02-2008 18:32:

New FLTA Rules [1/2/08]: MJM at the helm

Since Manny is the MOD now, these NEW rules take effect immediately:

1. Trance talk is highly encouraged, but if you MUST speak about house and techno, you must take a picture of yourself dancing with lights to it. And not with DA's camera, either. We want to actually see the pics. You my boy, DA.

2. Go out and mate. Immediately. The faster you have your child, the faster your child can play softball and win spelling bees. If 11 months from today, you still do not have a child, you will be forced to smell Bling's underwear. Twice.

3. Ceviche is now the official dish of FLTA, with papa a la huancaina being a close second. Gatorade and vodka is the official drink. I don't even have to mention what the official tree is.

4. Peruvians are taking over the world. Putas.

5. Do as Renzo says. Always.

Posted by chach on Jan-03-2008 00:45:

gatorade and vodka, bleh :unasty:

Posted by MeLLyMeL on Jan-03-2008 01:03:

lol

Posted by iclone on Jan-03-2008 01:20:

Re: New FLTA Rules [1/2/08]: MJM at the helm

techno ftw, no breeding, and vodka sans gatorade. cheers xx

Posted by DarkAngel on Jan-03-2008 01:22:

Re: New FLTA Rules [1/2/08]: MJM at the helm

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
Since Manny is the MOD now, these NEW rules take effect immediately:

1. Trance talk is highly encouraged, but if you MUST speak about house and techno, you must take a picture of yourself dancing with lights to it. And not with DA's camera, either. We want to actually see the pics. You my boy, DA.

In that case, hopefully there will be an extreme scarecity of those autistic pictures, and I don't mean with my camera.

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo
2. Go out and mate. Immediately. The faster you have your child, the faster your child can play softball and win spelling bees. If 11 months from today, you still do not have a child, you will be forced to smell Bling's underwear. Twice.

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo

3. Ceviche is now the official dish of FLTA, with papa a la huancaina being a close second. Gatorade and vodka is the official drink. I don't even have to mention what the official tree is.

Ay de mierda. I'm with chach on this one.

Posted by DigitalPhoenix on Jan-03-2008 01:25:

Re: New FLTA Rules [1/2/08]: MJM at the helm

quote:
Originally posted by Renzo

3. Ceviche is now the official dish of FLTA, with papa a la huancaina being a close second. Gatorade and vodka is the official drink.
I don't even have to mention what the official tree is.

I concur with all the above!!
Denle pues Cholie Fonzies!

Posted by MJM74 on Jan-03-2008 05:30:

LMAO!!!!!