For two easy payments of $29.99, you can be immortal...

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Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jan-02-2008 20:19:

For two easy payments of $29.99, you can be immortal...

****IMMORTALITY IS NOT SPAM****

I am currently partnering up with my scientist friend, Dr Leonard W. Wang(PHD from China) with a breakthrough in Snake Oil medicine. Through a series of refinements and chemical breakdowns of Uranium Isotopes and Tungsten-182 Trapezoids, we have developed a Snake Oil so revolutionary, you'll wonder why the FDA refuses to bring it to the market.

Immortality Snake Oil will make you immortal, superhuman, and GODLIKE. And for how much?

ONLY $29.99(2x)

you will outlive your children, you will outlive bacteria, you will outlive the universe. and for:
ONLY $29.99(4x)

Skeptical? Of course you are. That's why we INCLUDING 3 FREE IMMORTALITY TOWELS.

These towels have been doused in Immortality Snake Oil, so they will be long lasting, just like you, FOREVER.

A bottle of Immortality Snake Oil and 3 FREE IMMORTALITY TOWELS for:
ONLY $29.99(5x)

Act now, supplies will not be here forever.

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jan-02-2008 20:23:

I'll take 2!

Posted by Domesticated on Jan-02-2008 20:24:

Mastercard?

Posted by d-miurge on Jan-02-2008 20:24:

You're the towel.

Posted by jonze on Jan-02-2008 20:25:

do we get the fingertip towel too?

Posted by Zoso on Jan-02-2008 20:26:

No Time Cube or magnets?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jan-02-2008 20:27:

yeah deffinately i want a immortality board game for when i outlive everything.

Posted by iammesol on Jan-02-2008 20:29:

What if I make whoopie with the towel?

Posted by Vivid Boy on Jan-02-2008 20:29:

quote:
Originally posted by iammesol
What if I make whoopie with the towel?

YA! What if He makes a wookie with the towel?????

Posted by denys envy on Jan-02-2008 20:31:

quote:
Originally posted by iammesol
What if I make whoopi with the towel?

Posted by idoru on Jan-02-2008 20:34:

If I cum on the towel, will that mean that my sperm will live forever?

Posted by denys envy on Jan-02-2008 20:35:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
If I cum on the towel, will that mean that my sperm will live forever?

no the towel turns into one of these -

Posted by iammesol on Jan-02-2008 20:35:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
If I cum on the towel, will that mean that my sperm will live forever?

Now that's worth 29.99.

Posted by lacksesepsotygh on Jan-02-2008 20:35:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
If I cum on the towel, will that mean that my sperm will live forever?

your boys can't swim

Posted by SuspicionVandit on Jan-02-2008 20:47:

quote:
Originally posted by idoru
If I cum on the towel, will that mean that my sperm will live forever?

Our formula does not revive the dead. It only keeps what is alive, FRESH.

Posted by Ygrene on Jan-02-2008 20:58:

PAYPAL SENT.

Posted by itsamemario on Jan-04-2008 15:30:

i sent you all my credit cards to you by mail... how long till i am immortal?

Posted by Frenchie on Jan-04-2008 15:36:

I got mine in the mail this morning. Wow, it has changed my life!

Posted by noikeee on Jan-04-2008 15:41:

Posted by blacknoizybox on Jan-04-2008 16:28:

nigerian offer = scam

please credit my account for $99,99 to understand why

Posted by Acton on Jan-04-2008 18:37:

Snake oil with uranium isotopes??

what more can a man ask for

Posted by st3nc on Jan-04-2008 18:43:

wait wait wait

how come unicorn hairs arent involved???

im skeptical